Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Lugubrious said:
The best part of Boogie's hot take, which was basically "Dave can make fun of Trans people because he's a minority" and labeling the tweet Dear Conservatives implies that all conservatives are white.

He is literally saying that black people aren't conservative? Really shows you how low IQ boogie is.
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As a deathfat, Boogie’s opinion bears no weight (ironically)
 
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AnOminous said:
Boogie can't possibly be marginalized because you have to be pushed to the margins to be that. Boogie is so fucking fat he takes up the entire left, center and right. That fat bastard. I can't wait until he dies. He has to make room for everyone else!
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Wouldn't he then occupy every margin at the same time? Boogie's more marginalized than anybody. Because he's fat.
 
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1. Abandoned the travel channel and uploaded straight to his main channel.
2. Begging people to watch.
3. Clickbait “crippled” in the video name.

The desperation is setting in fellas.
 

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His new video is a work of art. He's literally scooting on a mobility scooter through the mazes and haunted houses. I didn't even know that was possible. There's a few scenes where Jacob is filming and seems to be actively avoiding Boogie in the shot while he's scooting around, my guess is he was instructed to do so. I also noticed that he didn't include any footage of him eating but instead while in line waiting for food, likely healthy no doubt. If you remember from a few weeks ago in that video Boogie filmed walking outside, he made it sound like if he had to use a scooter he would blow it up into a big deal and take it as a wake up call to take responsibility for his weight. He barely even acknowledges the scooter and justifies it by tossing out the quick comment "well because I blew my knee out last night..." as if he was a NFL running back and not just a fat fuck.

It's also interesting that since returning from Disney we have not heard a single peep about his knee that he allegedly "blew out". The same knee that he said he's "too young and too fat to have surgery on" but still needs it nonetheless. What a convenient excuse to go for the Electronic Convenience Vehicle (ECV), in this case the Resort Plus model rented from ScooterBug.

Hotel in Minsk said:
It appears as though Disney offers their guests wheelchairs and also Electric Conveyance Vehicles (ECV's) to rent at their parks through a company they're partnered with called ScooterBug. The kind of ECV rentals available differ between properties like DisneyLand and DisneyWorld. DisneyLand has less of a selection available and only one model that Boogie is actually allowed to rent. Let me introduce you to Steven's badass whip for his vacation, the Resort Plus 3-wheel ECV. This bad boy will run Boogie $45/day and his luxury model even has the option to go for the highly sought after Sport Kit, including a NOS Oxygen (O2) tank and cane holder! DisneyLand has other, cheaper models available but the next closest fit for Boogs has a weight capacity of 350 lbs. Consider yourself lucky I guess though as just days ago you were only 2 lbs. shy of being barred from this riced out Resort Plus 3-wheel ECV! Who wouldn't want to take these wheels for a spin?

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Notice how the maximum weight for renting a manual wheelchair is listed at 350lbs. While he loves to say he "needs to use a wheelchair" implying that it's because of some unfortunate medical disability outside of his control like Cerebral Palsy, he's not even able to because he's way too fucking fat. From what I've gather on misc. Disney forums and the ECV manufacturer's website, the original model has a top speed of 5.5 MPH. However Disney's models are tuned for their park's foot traffic and are regulated for a top speed of 3.5 MPH. No matter how fast, the rental agreement limits the user to never scoot faster than those walking around them.

They're on a first-come, first-serve basis and there's only a limited amount of ECV's to rent. It goes without saying that Boogie and his many medical anomalies certainly take priority, fuck those grandparents who've made the effort to get out of the house spend time with their grandchildren. The Boogie2988's in town, what are you, exceptional?


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He's converted his channel into now focusing more on Halloween than just about anything else for 4 months of the year. It reminds me of how he was still selling his "I survived 2020 - Boogie2988" graphic T-shirts well into March of this year (he sold <35). I have the utmost respect for Steven adopting an artificial interest in Halloween after his good friend from back home Race Rudder died while serving in the military overseas in Iraq. What a beautiful way of paying tribute to Race's sacrifice. Except as we'd quickly come to learn he actually didn't die in the military and was oblivious to Boogie's existence. Boogie wants us to know that more importantly is the fact that his family apparently gave candy to kids trick-or-treating and placed pumpkins on their porch, so now he carries on their tradition as a way of paying respect to veterans (???????).

Muh crippling social anxiety btw.


 
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I know it's probably the least disgusting thing about him considering everything else about Boogie, but I find it funny that he can't even take the fucking time to straighten his glasses out. He looks fucking deranged. Out of curiosity I threw it into GIMP and found that his glasses are precisely 11.79 degrees askew. I also can't tell if his head is tilted or not considering his fucking strokeface. Sad!
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Rhysuu said:
I know it's probably the least disgusting thing about him considering everything else about Boogie, but I find it funny that he can't even take the fucking time to straighten his glasses out. He looks fucking deranged. Out of curiosity I threw it into GIMP and found that his glasses are precisely 11.79 degrees askew. I also can't tell if his head is tilted or not considering his fucking strokeface. Sad!
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His nose sits funny due to the multiple beatings he took as a child, his glasses will never sit straight (probably)

Also is he dying his hair now? He looks way darker in compassion to how he looked before
 
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Hotel in Minsk said:
It's also interesting that since returning from Disney we have not heard a single peep about his knee that he allegedly "blew out". The same knee that he said he's "too young and too fat to have surgery on" but still needs it nonetheless. What a convenient excuse to go for the Electronic Convenience Vehicle (ECV), in this case the Resort Plus model rented from ScooterBug.
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This threatens to make me MATI. I got family who've stroked out and are paralyzed, I got family with degenerative bone disease. Seeing a fat tub of lard who ate himself to 500lbs use up resources meant for other people with real medical conditions makes me want to commit aggravated assault.
 
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Lugubrious said:
Yes. He even talked about dying his beard.
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The irony isn't lost on me that he dresses like shit, is fat as fuck and can't groom himself but he DOES dye his hair. Yes having color in your hair will attract the ladies, Steven!!!!!!

Do we have a source for the hair dying admissions? It'll be another layer of hilarity to how obsessed Steven is with how others perceive him.
 
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YaBoi said:
The irony isn't lost on me that he dresses like shit, is fat as fuck and can't groom himself but he DOES dye his hair. Yes having color in your hair will attract the ladies, Steven!!!!!!

Do we have a source for the hair dying admissions? It'll be another layer of hilarity to how obsessed Steven is with how others perceive him.
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It was 3-4 weeks ago when someone on here and his live stream asked why his hands looked so dirty, he said it was from hair dye that he only put in his beard. I'll keep looking for it and attach it as an edit after.

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uberzilla said:
He's really leaning into these "wholesome" tweets and videos. They're absolutely hollow when you realise they come from someone what clearly hates themself.
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Yup, like all his words of wisdom. You have a guy who wont even clean his own house or grocery shop, who has zero self-control with anything, trying to act like some wise man online. Its so pathetic and misleading.
 
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