Wife cafe

[SinEater]

A waitress pulled a gun on a guy at Waffle House this week. He was bitching about cheese on his eggs or something. This reminds me of my home life.

 

[TC-P]

A waitress pulled a gun on a guy at Waffle House this week. He was bitching about cheese on his eggs or something. This reminds me of my home life.

Christ on a cracker. Why are you pulling guns on each other? What happened to a bit of shouting and door slamming?

 

[SinEater]

Christ on a cracker. Why are you pulling guns on each other? What happened to a bit of shouting and door slamming?

I moved out of there a couple years back, but it started with my dad throwing a lasagna at the wall and escalated from there when my uncle started an armed homeless camp in the basement. Stay out of Missouri if you know what is good for you. The slope is slippery beyond all reason.

 

[Cool Username]

when my uncle started an armed homeless camp in the basement.

I would pay to watch a movie like that.

Here's a better idea: a grandma cafe. The waitresses are all grannies who give you huge portions of food, and once you've stuffed yourself they bring you even more and say, "Eat some more, dearie! You're so skinny!" They also give you scratchy jumpers they knitted themselves.

 

[TC-P]

I moved out of there a couple years back, but it started with my dad throwing a lasagna at the wall and escalated from there when my uncle started an armed homeless camp in the basement. Stay out of Missouri if you know what is good for you. The slope is slippery beyond all reason.

Well you have an interesting family.