The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Lorgar]

As someone pointed out in the kindness thread they mountain ranges are already getting snow. Are we positive they are driving? Because I look forward to the Donner Party reenactment. Heck Kev Kev could feed them for a week.

Must be. Otherwise Kevin would be tweeting incessantly about joining the mile high club and/or pretending to be scared of flying because of his uwu cute little girl schtick. If they are flying my heart goes out to the poor fucks stuck in the plane with the cumulative stench of the tranchers.

 

[Old Fart]

Have the alpacas ever been seen by a veterinarian? I don't recall ever seeing a post about one visiting and giving the herd vaccinations. I don't recall any posts where the tranchers give vaccinations to the herd.

Even before the Tranch thread got split off from Kevin's, Kevin was talking (and begging) about a cat needing to be taken to a vet to be spayed. I concluded then that no, they don't get regular veterinarian visits like pretty much all cattle farms and horse stables do.

So are they not boycotting Texas events in solidarity with women there who no longer have access to safe abortion?

When ever were such women's issues on the minds of 12-year old boys playing cowboy?

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

only here can a discussion about a bunch of loony ranchers larping as women; armed to the teeth, and poorly raising a bunch of neglected alpacas can turn into an ethical debate about the pros and cons of universal healthcare, raising minimum wages, and "food desserts."

I guess the octopus that is transsexuality has very long, all-reaching tentacles. Like Germany encroaching on Europe, except with more degeneracy and "egg cracking."

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I guess the octopus that is transsexuality has very long, all-reaching tentacles. Like Germany encroaching on Europe, except with more degeneracy and "egg cracking."

Yeah, but an octopus is smart, or at least clever; troonery is more along the lines of fungal mycelium.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Yeah, but an octopus is smart, or at least clever; troonery is more along the lines of fungal mycelium.

According to that one notorious article about amhole flora, E. coli is a better ANALogy.

 

[The Angry Polack]

Crossposting from the Kindness thread, but this tweet roughly corresponds to Alyssa's impromptu visit being cut off yesterday.. I really wonder how things are going to shake out while they're at the con, seems like it's tense.

 

[Oxyjen]

Crossposting from the Kindness thread, but this tweet roughly corresponds to Alyssa's impromptu visit being cut off yesterday.. I really wonder how things are going to shake out while they're at the con, seems like it's tense.

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Alyssa’s Twitter indicates contentment / satisfaction with how it went, despite the long drive while totally broke. So I wonder what went down.

The blow-up could have been a Penny/Bonnie fall-out after she left?

Or could be totally unrelated, but yeah I sense shit is about to get real.

 

[The Angry Polack]

Alyssa’s Twitter indicates contentment / satisfaction with how it went, despite the long drive while totally broke. So I wonder what went down.

The blow-up could have been a Penny/Bonnie fall-out after she left?

Or could be totally unrelated, but yeah I sense shit is about to get real.

I think the real tell will be when we start seeing pictures from the con and whether or not Bonnie got left behind this time.

 

[AprilRains]

Ohh I wonder what they look like I may see those gays in person.

They're not going to Texas. They're going to Reno, Nevada. I'm not sure which retard started saying they were going to Texas, but Reno, Texas has under 3,000 people in it, and the closest major city is Fort Worth, which will not want furry business. No one is going to a furry convention there.

 

[Hitman One]

Crossposting from the Kindness thread, but this tweet roughly corresponds to Alyssa's impromptu visit being cut off yesterday.. I really wonder how things are going to shake out while they're at the con, seems like it's tense.

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Tranny Waco 2K21 might still be on its way!

 

[Oxyjen]

Tranny Waco 2K21 might still be on its way!

Shh don’t say the (other) T word!

 

[the luckiest number]

Crossposting from the Kindness thread, but this tweet roughly corresponds to Alyssa's impromptu visit being cut off yesterday.. I really wonder how things are going to shake out while they're at the con, seems like it's tense.

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This is 1000% Penny V Bonbon. Waiting for the Final Destination Fox only showdown to finally occur. Who will take the crown, the only one who seems to actually want to have a ranch, or the one whose mommy owns the ranch? 2 eunuchs vs 1 cluster B disaster? YT v muh Peruvian heritage?

Place your bets kiwis.

 

[AMHOLIO]

This is 1000% Penny V Bonbon. Waiting for the Final Destination Fox only showdown to finally occur. Who will take the crown, the only one who seems to actually want to have a ranch, or the one whose mommy owns the ranch? 2 eunuchs vs 1 cluster B disaster? YT v muh Peruvian heritage?

Place your bets kiwis.

Us

 

[AGPinochet]

I am sorely disappointed that at least according to the whole minute I spent researching that there isn't going to be any snow in the Colorado/Utah/Nevada area when the tranchers are driving through.
However instead of talking about chances of snow, any chance we'll see tweets about mormon bigot chuds, real or imaginary? Has Earl been recruiting an LDS (or even more spicily, an FLDS) Army to the east to outflank the Tranch?

 

[Näkki]

How can yet another convention feature them for "charity" while their literal mascots are starving and freezing to death in their new little alpschwitz.

Alpacawitz? Mamalhausen? Gulag to gulyas?

Boom. "Organic" monoprotein hypoallergenic dog food and treats. The chewier the better.

Anything to not have to think of them.. Huddling together on those barren fields, doing their best to stay warm without any insulation against the sharp winds. Emancipated bodies only growing colder and colder..


Wow, this post went places, so who's excited for the con?

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

My main problem with the (Mass grave) earth barn is that it looks to be a bitch to clean out. Seems too short to drive the tractor into, plus no concrete means your digging out fill every time they clean it out. Of course they won't clean it out so the issue is redundant.

 

[tiggles]

Have they said who is going to the con other than Kevin who will work the late shift? Was it sky alone at the tranch for the last con?

I’m trying to guess what insane stunt kindness is going to pull during the con. Currently I would guess penny and Bonnie are both among the going; kindness follows them to the con and penny going apoplectic. Or just suicide baits from her bath tub, which is boring and lame.

 

[DemonicMustache]

My main problem with the (Mass grave) earth barn is that it looks to be a bitch to clean out. Seems too short to drive the tractor into, plus no concrete means your digging out fill every time they clean it out. Of course they won't clean it out so the issue is redundant.

I don't think they ever clean anything. Maybe the poop pile??

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Anyone know if they've had that tractor serviced since they bought it? I've got a couple of friends who operate heavy equipment and they are obsessive about having the scheduled maintenance performed on time because the equipment is such a large investment. I've got a feeling that the Tranchers probably don't even check the fluid levels and just expect it to run every time they turn the key.

 

[Sneed Weed]

Anyone know if they've had that tractor serviced since they bought it? I've got a couple of friends who operate heavy equipment and they are obsessive about having the scheduled maintenance performed on time because the equipment is such a large investment. I've got a feeling that the Tranchers probably don't even check the fluid levels and just expect it to run every time they turn the key.

I think we all know the answer to that question