US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Confused Doggo]

Buddy of mine sent me this:

Edit: Also LOSE IS SPELLED WITH ONE "O"!

... sorry.

 

[X Prime]

Wait, that’s real?

Amid tributes to Colin Powell, Donald Trump disparages former secretary of state

Trump's mocking of Powell drew rebuke across the political spectrum. Powell, who was vaccinated but had multiple myeloma, died of COVID complications.

www.usatoday.com

You had any doubt?

PS this quote is unfathomably rich:

“We need people that will speak the truth,” Powell told CNN after the Jan. 6 insurrection by Trump supporters at the U.S. Capitol, the event that prompted his final break from the Republican Party.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I think it's time to remind everyone that it still hasn't been a year of this presidency and yet so much shit has happened to the point where it makes me question reality, how is it possible to fuck up this badly in such a short timespan? It's like a game of CK2 where you become bored and say 'fuck it' and start picking the worst possible choices just to see what would happen.

I knew it would be bad, but JESUS. This is just disastrous.

I remember thinking that when Obama took office, shit would get bad, but I knew it would take a while. Bad stuff happened, but it was spread out over 8 years.

This is just....THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

I truly want to believe that this is deliberately being done as an evil conspiracy because for God's sake, them doing it because they are stupid is somehow worse.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I knew it would be bad, but JESUS. This is just disastrous.

I remember thinking that when Obama took office, shit would get bad, but I knew it would take a while. Bad stuff happened, but it was spread out over 8 years.

This is just....THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

I truly want to believe that this is deliberately being done as an evil conspiracy because for God's sake, them doing it because they are stupid is somehow worse.

China is the only one that has benefited from Biden's administration.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

China is the only one that has benefited from Biden's administration.

*cough*

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I knew it would be bad, but JESUS. This is just disastrous.

I remember thinking that when Obama took office, shit would get bad, but I knew it would take a while. Bad stuff happened, but it was spread out over 8 years.

This is just....THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

I truly want to believe that this is deliberately being done as an evil conspiracy because for God's sake, them doing it because they are stupid is somehow worse.

They are hitting the gas as hard as possible because they rightly suspect Biden is their last shot for awhile.

They are betting on being able to close down all avenues to remove them from power before the next major election happens.

That is what is happening.

Example being: In NY State there are ballot initiatives among which is same day registration with no ID required which cannot be allowed to pass but probably will. Just let that sink in for a second: A state that requires you to have ID and vaccination proof to go eat or buy booze is going to allow people with no ID to register to vote at the location they will then vote.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Amid tributes to Colin Powell, Donald Trump disparages former secretary of state

Trump's mocking of Powell drew rebuke across the political spectrum. Powell, who was vaccinated but had multiple myeloma, died of COVID complications.

www.usatoday.com

You had any doubt?

PS this quote is unfathomably rich:

I don’t know what to believe these days, if anything.

 

[Blackhole]

They are hitting the gas as hard as possible because they rightly suspect Biden is their last shot for awhile.

They are betting on being able to close down all avenues to remove them from power before the next major election happens.

That is what is happening.

Unfortunately,the Democrats are retarded.

 

[Terrifik]

I knew it would be bad, but JESUS. This is just disastrous.

I remember thinking that when Obama took office, shit would get bad, but I knew it would take a while. Bad stuff happened, but it was spread out over 8 years.

This is just....THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

I truly want to believe that this is deliberately being done as an evil conspiracy because for God's sake, them doing it because they are stupid is somehow worse.

it would of been 12 years if trump won again.
Now that trump not in office everything is fair game.
Most people of the mind next trump going to be hitler to USA but we might reach fall of rome before that.
its only going to get worse & anything that you liked 4 years ago gone.
At least , you will own nothing & you will be happy.

 

[Meat Target]

They are hitting the gas as hard as possible because they rightly suspect Biden is their last shot for awhile.

They are betting on being able to close down all avenues to remove them from power before the next major election happens.

That is what is happening.

They need not worry. The GOP is researching exciting new ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory next elections, using their patented Dignity and Norms technology.

 

[JosephStalin]

And they will still insist that the media not sufficiently flattering the Regime is "bothsidesism".

Any question she gets that contains even an inkling of scrutiny is met with a "let them eat cake" response. She is the face of the Cathedral's arrogance.

Yeah, "Baghdad Bob" comes to mind. We all know how that ended...

 

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I knew it would be bad, but JESUS. This is just disastrous.

I remember thinking that when Obama took office, shit would get bad, but I knew it would take a while. Bad stuff happened, but it was spread out over 8 years.

This is just....THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!?

I truly want to believe that this is deliberately being done as an evil conspiracy because for God's sake, them doing it because they are stupid is somehow worse.

Just wait. What if this isn't the "bad" yet? That we're still on the early part of the clusterfuck iceberg? Just how more fucked up can things get?

They are hitting the gas as hard as possible because they rightly suspect Biden is their last shot for awhile.

They are betting on being able to close down all avenues to remove them from power before the next major election happens.

That is what is happening.

While I have no doubt at all the plan is either to fortify the elections or somehow get the GOP back into Controlled Opposition status, another suggestion I heard that makes just as much sense to me is the timeline one. That the left was running on some kind of timeline, and Trump getting in disrupted it significantly. Thus now that they "dealt with" him they have to get us back on schedule even though they don't have the years of slow simmering to get us to accept this stuff at face value. Thus the "just shut up and obey us goddamnit" stance they're starting to take.

Makes me wonder what happens if Trump gets in in 2024. If they'll try and depose him in some way to get us back on track, or if they'll hope to regain power in 2028 and we'll just see some completely fucking absurd, Draconian Marxist Tyranny Speedrun edition in 2029.

 

[Blackhole]

Just wait. What if this isn't the "bad" yet? That we're still on the early part of the clusterfuck iceberg? Just how more fucked up can things get?

We are currently on the "Normalizing the unnormal" stage of Weimar.

 

[Meat Target]

Just wait. What if this isn't the "bad" yet? That we're still on the early part of the clusterfuck iceberg? Just how more fucked up can things get?

As I always say, "it's never so bad that it can't get worse."

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

As I always say, "it's never so bad that it can't get worse."

It’s true. Even if you’re dead, they could always desecrate your corpse, or cast a vote for themselves in your name, or both.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Just wait. What if this isn't the "bad" yet? That we're still on the early part of the clusterfuck iceberg? Just how more fucked up can things get?



While I have no doubt at all the plan is either to fortify the elections or somehow get the GOP back into Controlled Opposition status, another suggestion I heard that makes just as much sense to me is the timeline one. That the left was running on some kind of timeline, and Trump getting in disrupted it significantly. Thus now that they "dealt with" him they have to get us back on schedule even though they don't have the years of slow simmering to get us to accept this stuff at face value. Thus the "just shut up and obey us goddamnit" stance they're starting to take.

Makes me wonder what happens if Trump gets in in 2024. If they'll try and depose him in some way to get us back on track, or if they'll hope to regain power in 2028 and we'll just see some completely fucking absurd, Draconian Marxist Tyranny Speedrun edition in 2029.

They may be guaranteeing their own failure to meet whatever deadline they have with their recent actions.

I know quite a few left leaning people who are not only not getting the booster but now doubt many of the things they have been told about TFV. This change happened over roughly a month and is not the result of me or my leanings. I do not discuss politics with or around any of those people which means they are being swayed by the approved message's lack of believability.

 

[Terrifik]

Just wait. What if this isn't the "bad" yet? That we're still on the early part of the clusterfuck iceberg? Just how more fucked up can things get?



While I have no doubt at all the plan is either to fortify the elections or somehow get the GOP back into Controlled Opposition status, another suggestion I heard that makes just as much sense to me is the timeline one. That the left was running on some kind of timeline, and Trump getting in disrupted it significantly. Thus now that they "dealt with" him they have to get us back on schedule even though they don't have the years of slow simmering to get us to accept this stuff at face value. Thus the "just shut up and obey us goddamnit" stance they're starting to take.

Makes me wonder what happens if Trump gets in in 2024. If they'll try and depose him in some way to get us back on track, or if they'll hope to regain power in 2028 and we'll just see some completely fucking absurd, Draconian Marxist Tyranny Speedrun edition in 2029.

1.we still don't have the stock market collaspe yet.
2.we are waiting on crypto ban.
3.still waiting for china to start www3
only thing matter to the left is jan6 the new 9/11.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

1.we still don't have the stock market collaspe yet.
2.we are waiting on crypto ban.
3.still waiting for china to start www3
only thing matter to the left is jan6 the new 9/11.

They want to meme the whole 1/6=9/11 but it just doesn’t work. Methinks we’ll see a Reichstag Fire 2.0 within 2-3 years

 

[Billy Beer]

We've all heard the analogy of boiling the frog slowly, right? Because frogs can't feel temperature change and sit there happy until they're an entree in a French restaurant.

Another effect, similar to boiling the frog, is front loading pain/discomfort, then make things mildly more comfortable, and people will believe that everything about the experience was good.

Spoiler

An experiment was carried out with people putting their hands in cold water for 60 seconds, then the water being warmed up slightly on the last 15 seconds. The second experiment was putting hands in even colder water, for 90 seconds, but the temperature is raised slightly warmer than the previous experiment. Approx 80% of people prefered the second experiment over the first, even though the second was more painful for longer, but it had a better ending. The conclusion was that the story telling part of the brain ignores the experiencing part of the brain when it comes to recalling memory. So that looking back, the second experiment is remembered more fondly. Similar to the 'rose tinted glasses' idea

So the US could see 3 years of the worst hell it has been through in a century, as a chance to bring in inflation and whatever other nasty evil shit that 'they' want to bring in and as long as year 4 is better than the previous 3. Even if it's just a return to modern standards, the people will flock to the polls to vote Dem again.

If what @Gehenna says is true, in that "every administration has a crisis" it would make more sense to front-load that crisis, then smooth it out towards 2024.

 

[Snekposter]

Yeah, "Baghdad Bob" comes to mind. We all know how that ended...

CNN hired him as a headline writer?

While I have no doubt at all the plan is either to fortify the elections or somehow get the GOP back into Controlled Opposition status, another suggestion I heard that makes just as much sense to me is the timeline one. That the left was running on some kind of timeline, and Trump getting in disrupted it significantly. Thus now that they "dealt with" him they have to get us back on schedule even though they don't have the years of slow simmering to get us to accept this stuff at face value. Thus the "just shut up and obey us goddamnit" stance they're starting to take.

My take on things is a bit different. Something was planned to happen under Hillary's watch to accelerate the managed decline, but since Trump undoubtedly reversed matters they're doing this, and in true Communist style they're pretending there was absolutely nothing that impeded their previous planning, and as such, things shall continue as the Five Year Plan says they shall. It isn't that they're going full speed on the accelerator. Its just that they're acting like the Bad Orange Man never existed and we instead had four years of Hillary to widen our rectums.

They need not worry. The GOP is researching exciting new ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory next elections, using their patented Dignity and Norms technology.

Oh, I've no doubt there's no shortage of those people. But as much as I hate to use this term, the base's addiction to Trumpism, as in, addiction to winning, isn't going away any time soon.