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Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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MovieBob is the exact kind of fan The Nerd Crew was made to make fun of. When Bob dies, his last wish will be to have Nerd Life Insurance stream Shiang Chi 12 to his hospital bed so he can write a glowing review for it before getting buried in his XXXXL Nerd Coffin.
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OK, I don't know a lot of these but the ones I do know are all a case of him projecting his fetish onto media he likes.
The greatest irony would be if we did develop life extension tech except it took the form of a Warhammer 40K Dreadnought. (Edit: Except without the guns and stuff. I'm talking effectively a janky walking sarcophagus.)
Even in death I still tweet....
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I'm scratching my head over how a movie that has influenced the portrayal of rich peoples' orgies for the last 20 years is in any way "asexual."
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This is such dense twitter gobbledygook that he comes across like some kind of woke incel, so the Bob comparison works on multiple levels.
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Or a film where a man suddenly finds out his girlfriend gave birth to a deformed baby, and also fantasizes about fucking his sexy neighbor. A couple of the films he mentions have no sexual themes at all, though, so I guess they could be considered asexual in a literal sense.
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Sometimes I wonder if "ace/aros" are the most dangers perverts of all short of actual pedophiles. Someone who denies the very existence of their sexuality that vociferously has got to be hiding something abysmally fucked up.
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The more concerning thing is that people still give a crap about Moviebob, I thought he was only relevant because of trying to suck up to Lindsay Ellis and fell into obscurity years ago.
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You see that wood floor above? Take a good look at that bad rabbit.
Because that wood floor is frequently violated by these motherfuckers below:
New or not, that wood has experienced more horror and shame than any kiwi. And, being wood, it will carry that horror, shame and stench on through the decades.
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Chris I can stand in front of machinery in the sign shop, snap a picture, and claim to be an employed engineer too but that neither makes me or you one.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that was not impressed with his shitty narcissism pic that tells you jack shit and any liar can pull off with basic props.
He could just google a picture of a machine he commonly works with and says "this is the machine that can kill me" or something, but the Chipmans are naturally smoothbrained.
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I think I've said this but I'm probably one of the more green posters on this thread. That said, Moviebob doesn't realise that you need to provide jobs for people you lay off. Climate justice is a pretty popular buzzword on the left, and one Moviebob's used, so it's pretty irritating that he supports what you could call a form of climate injustice.
> I'm not an atheist
So what do you worship, then? Apart from capeshit, that is.
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That's blobese for, "I'm not an atheist like Dick Dorkins."
Bob's one time ownership of a fedora notwithstanding.
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The way Chris keeps trying to interject "I built that!" into things makes me think he doesn't. You don't have to brag for these validations unless your wife is constantly railing on you for being no good. This type of stuff reminds me of those ITT Tech or that other midday career school that showed graduates working on things like the water fountains in Vegas.
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I'm pretty sure that it's not the voltage that kills you, it's the amps. Tell us, lesser brother, how many amps is cranking through that totally legit machine? Spook us real good with a real high number. Show us how much of a man and how totally employed you really are.
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Bob's "stomach bug" was 100% food poisoning - that's what "stomach flu/stomach bug" ackshually is. Now it just remains as to how he acquired it. Either Discount Dave And Busters'/some rando restaurant's chefs fucked up, his mom fucked up, he happened to be having food at his bros and Chris fucked up, or HE did another culinary abomination and fucked it up.
I wonder how often Bob gets these food poisoning episodes and can't seem to connect it to what he ate, so he keeps getting it. Damn, if it wasn't at a restaurant, Bob and his entire family need to take a goddamn Food Safe course. (Either way in fact, they still need to).
I wonder how often Bob gets these food poisoning episodes and can't seem to connect it to what he ate, so he keeps getting it. Damn, if it wasn't at a restaurant, Bob and his entire family need to take a goddamn Food Safe course. (Either way in fact, they still need to).
Oh no, see, Bob wants the "justice" that brings joblessness to millions of allegedly bigoted Magatard Q-anon mayoghouls. See, if they don't have jobs, it is only good right and proper that they get swept under the rug of society, to literally get starved for having the wrong opinions (Bob's long past wanting to try to starve them INTO the correct opinions). I guess Bob thinks if they're starving and penniless, that means they're less influential and less able to bully the minorities. But Bob obviously doesn't know what true desperation is like, and if the "mayonnaise ghouls" are in fact as bigoted as he thinks they are (maybe even if they're not), desperation will make them do extreme things for survival, which ackshually makes them MORE dangerous. For all his machiavellianism, Bob sure as shit doesn't comprehend human nature. Either that, or he's hoping they DO something extreme so that government forces will have an excuse to mow them down like a firing squad.
CBC is largely government-funded, despite also getting funding from commercials. Sometimes they luck out and get a series people like to watch (Road to Avonlea, Beachcombers, Kim's Convenience, Royal Canadian Air Farce except the last few seasons which killed it by hiring unfunny younger comedians to replace the two deceased originals Roger Abbott and Harry Morgan). The Government seems to think (well the Liberal governments anyway) that CBC and its programming is helping Canadians stay not-American. So they make what they think you should watch, and Canadian Radio Television Commission rules make it so that many shows last past their expiration date for "Canadian Content". This resulted in things like This Hour Has 22 Minutes - which started out as somewhat funny and degraded into Fcuk Drumpf unfunniness that every other "comedy" show was doing - lasting 20 years, and various TV shows in the past running reruns for at least a decade or so past their cancellation date as filler. Various pro-Canadian Content personalities have their heads in the sand over CBC viewership because they and everybody they know watch CBC, but it's like that situation in America where suddenly a Republican gets in, but people who are Democrat are aghast and can't understand how, because everybody they know voted the D. And then they wanna throw more money at the problem, as if giving more money to the CBC will magically convince people to start watching again. Just as an aside, a LOT of British Columbians (NDP) financially support the Seattle PBS station (KCTS 9) with donations. But even then, PBS > CBC.
Chris definitely should know better, but I'm guessing he's feeding off the ignorance that it's the amps that ackshually kill you and exploits the idea that it's the number of volts; and the fact that something spits out thousands of volts is more impressive numbers-wise than "This machine spits out 1/10th of an amp and thus will kill you!"
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I wonder how often his "stomach bugs" are just a hangover. Barring that, I doubt food poisoning so much as just a 40 year old man eating garbage like he was still a teenager.
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What Bob doesn't realise is that society is three meals away from revolution. Now, if you take away 50% of the population's ability to get those meals, and if you remember that a revolution only needs support from 3% of the population to win, it doesn't look good for the Movieblob dictatorship.
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Bob doesn't think more than 15 minutes ahead.
Unfortunately, neither do many of the politicians Bob supports.
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I unironically put the US starting down the path of serious (whether real or perceived I don't think matters as I believe the effects will be the same) food shortages in 3-4 months from now. If someone's got a white pill for me I'll gladly hear you out but until then I suggest you load up your larders now while Bob's still afraid to go outside to ensure you get enough.
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