Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

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cistendered said:
He's not political, he's a "comedian" (his word, not mine). Talks about it in this clip. Starts at 1:00 with Ralph talking about being apolitical, then Gator chimes in at 1:23.
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Gator is the unfunniest fuck that ralph ever put on his crew. He's that dumbass in the room that thinks he's funny cause he laughs at his own jokes.
 
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"I identify as a comedian"

You will never be a real comedian. You have no sense of humour, you have no jokes, you have no wit. You are an unpaid gimp twisted by gunt grease and /pol/ into a crude mockery of a cohost.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your boring jokes because they fear you might murder them.

Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out jannies with incredible efficiency. Even ecelebs who “make it” sound boring and viriginial to a woman. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway, with your knuckles permanently disfigured in an attempt to hold onto a broom with your tiny hands. And even if you manage to get a drunk Puerto Rican woman home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected gunt flaps.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your internet alias and your "job", and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a faggot is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is being the Gunt's slave.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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"I identify as a comedian"​

What?
What can be classified as comedy of the things you do Gator?
The hot takes? Whining about politics/the left/democrats/jews/vaccines? Ranting about women being the worst? Your 2D waifus?

A lot of youtubers lie to themselves and convince themselves they are comedians but they normally have a following that helps them believe that lie. Even though you are still on the biggest platform in the world, and you at one point had thousands of people watching daily, you have not managed to cultivate any kind of following or support in the last 4 years, because you have zero talent as an entertainer or as a "comedian".
What have you managed to create for yourself? A career being a professional manservant, bootlicker, janny and fluffer for Ralph? Is that what you think a "comedian" does?

Holy shit you're dumb, and too far gone if you believe this shit for real. My first thought was that you are so embarrassed with your life choices that you are going to try to convince people that the Gator persona was a Kauffman-like performance, but no, you actually believe you are a "comedian" you demented freak.
 
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Famke Slamssen said:
I listened to the killstream daily for maybe 5 or 6 months and I can't recall even a single joke that Gator made. Him identifying as a comedian is legitimately baffling. I sincerely wonder if Gator has ever made a joke in his life that received genuine laughter. He is quite possibly the least charismatic person I've ever heard speak.
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Whenever he makes himself laugh. Those are supposed to be his jokes. Whenever he tries to make wise point or serious commentary and everyone cringes. That's the thing. His obviously fake puerto rican girlfriend story was funny, but not why he thinks it is.
 
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Gator probably grew up watching Jon Stewart, who would pull the same thing.

"Ha-ha, what I said was moronic and factually incorrect? I'm just le funny man! No one should actually listen to me! Nothing I says matters!"

Of course Jon Stewart could actually be funny.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
All Gator does is regurgitate facts and memes. Even during that stream were Ralph went in on Flamenco when gator tried to stop Ralph all he could say was "IT'S TIME TO STOP!"

Probably gator's realest moment and it was just an overused meme.
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All of gator's "comedy" is reddit tier normie shit and overlaying memes or recoloring shit.
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For example: Gator posted this image with the guy in the teal shirt with a kiwi farm logo and the note saying killstream won or some gay shit on it.
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UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
All of gator's "comedy" is reddit tier normie shit and overlaying memes or recoloring shit.
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For example: Gator posted this image with the guy in the teal shirt with a kiwi farm logo and the note saying killstream won or some gay shit on it.
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AltisticRight said:
To be completely fair to Hitler, Nazi Germany's "ideal Aryan family" featured this whore.
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Magda Goebbels. She cheated on Joseph Goebbels and Hitler had to do marriage counselling during his breaks from incinerating Jews and painting stuff for his next Arts School application.

Oh yeah, she also killed 5 of her 6 children with cyanide. How late was this abortion?


I think I'm missing something very important too?


Right, she was also Jewish.
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Tbf, her children would have been raped and tortured by the Red Army, the action was understandable.
 
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