Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

You watched the 4+ hour video on Nik? The fuck

He probably just listened to it, if I were to guess.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I like how madcap and slimey his smile in these thumbnails. It’s so silly I love it!

 

[Pica Chew]

It's literally a fetish thing for him and he's very self aware, he just acts like an absolute exceptional individual for the camera.

I have no idea why people keep saying it's a sex thing.

Here's Nikocado watching his first-ever mukbang video from years ago.

Damn, he somewhat slips out of character to self-reflect at about the 39mins mark and almost seems human.
It seems oversimplified that he was malnourished and miserable as a vegan yet still didn't find himself attractive, and now he's malnourished, obese and miserable but F⋆A⋆M⋆O⋆U⋆S. It's impressive how he maximizes the drama with anyone who comes along for a bite (this weeks it's penguinz0) and gains fans out of it. Just like the algorithm: Nik doesn't care if you like it, he just needs you to watch.

The disabled person shtick sure is disturbing. Anyone know if he serious about being r/immobile or is it a fantasy for his paypigs?

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

You watched the 4+ hour video on Nik? The fuck

Sometimes you got some shit to do and you just put on something for noise. I think I'd watched every other video of his I was actually interested in watching before just settling on that one.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

He probably just listened to it, if I were to guess.

You would be correct.

 

[Ponzo]

 

[Pica Chew]

 

[Private Joker]

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Ponzo]

 

[Vingle]

Penguinz talk very slow and dopey too. I can't stand to listening to him.

 

[2Pretentious]

I wonder what Nik plans on doing when he turns 30, decides to quit the mukbang thing and get liposuction/gastric bypass surgery/whatever quick fix to his obesity. Does he honestly think the damage done to his body will just go away? Does he think his skin will shrink back to how it was before he gained all that weight like a vacuum sealed bag? He's in for a rude awakening that I'm not sure he's prepared for.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

The gamma male Shineset in action

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Someone add Hanna Barbers running sounds effects to the first video

He was that one exceptional engineer with Prader Willy syndrome from the Alien franchise.

Which one? Im genuinely curious.

 

[Ponzo]

I wonder what Nik plans on doing when he turns 30, decides to quit the mukbang thing and get liposuction/gastric bypass surgery/whatever quick fix to his obesity. Does he honestly think the damage done to his body will just go away? Does he think his skin will shrink back to how it was before he gained all that weight like a vacuum sealed bag? He's in for a rude awakening that I'm not sure he's prepared for.

He hasn't said what his plans are but we are going to find out next year. I would not be surprised if he turns into a travel related food channel, like the weird thai dude.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

I wonder what Nik plans on doing when he turns 30, decides to quit the mukbang thing and get liposuction/gastric bypass surgery/whatever quick fix to his obesity. Does he honestly think the damage done to his body will just go away? Does he think his skin will shrink back to how it was before he gained all that weight like a vacuum sealed bag? He's in for a rude awakening that I'm not sure he's prepared for.

He probably won't, but if he does I think the shock to his system would only get worse, compounding on top of the damage he's already put his body through. On the other hand, losing the weight naturally almost entirely through diet would put his body through an entirely different sort of stress because it's already been pushed beyond its normal limits and would want to return to that 'normal'.

TL;DR he got obese enough to get physically damaged, now he's screwed either way.

 

[Ponzo]

He probably won't, but if he does I think the shock to his system would only get worse, compounding on top of the damage he's already put his body through. On the other hand, losing the weight naturally almost entirely through diet would put his body through an entirely different sort of stress because it's already been pushed beyond its normal limits and would want to return to that 'normal'.

TL;DR he got obese enough to get physically damaged, now he's screwed either way.

Your body is able to withstand far worse. Thats what our bodies were made for, gain weight and lose weight because back then when resources where not that readily available, you had to eat when you could and starve when you couldn't. Listening to diet advice on Kiwifarms feels like listening to jessica yaniv explain a period to a woman.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Your body is able to withstand far worse. Thats what our bodies were made for, gain weight and lose weight because back then when resources where not that readily available, you had to eat when you could and starve when you couldn't. Listening to diet advice on Kiwifarms feels like listening to jessica yaniv explain a period to a woman.

Since trying to get Niko to lose weight and eat healthy is out of the question, I guess the only option worth trying is making fun of his weight and the way he eats even more so than normal.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Nik seems to have had a poor relationship to food for his entire life. He went from underweight vegan to basically the opposite. It's probably going to be harder on him than he realizes to eat normally and get to a normal weight even if he does try to count calories and balance his diet instead of snapping to yet another extreme by going fucking keto.

 

[Ponzo]

Since trying to get Niko to lose weight and eat healthy is out of the question, I guess the only option worth trying is making fun of his weight and the way he eats even more so than normal.

He said several times that he is only doing this as a 5 year experiment for the $$ until he is 30, which is in like 7 months. Orlins auto-immune disease is not making it any better, that dude can collapse with heart pain just from eating too many beans and tofu.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

https://twitter.com/fluffyfawxen/status/1449897041341997058?s=21

Cheers!