DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

He's still awake. Must be really serious this time.

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it will be 4 hours of unboxing those gay men head and shoulders speakers.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

A wheelchair likely promised a stready income stream if he plays a particular game.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

A wheelchair likely promised a stready income stream if he plays a particular game.

Metroid maybe?

"Alotapeepul wanted me to play Metroid and because I listen to my fans, SNORT, I decided to give them what they want"

 

[Mr. Brown]

1 bad day of tips and Dave pulls out a REEEEEmergency prestream.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I'm calling Metroid Dread

 

[MAWBD]

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3:30 AM his time. Latest gin night in recent memory.

Gin? Check.
No sleep? Check.

Prestream is going to be glorious.

 

[Kekkkkk]

He got himself an Oculus VR gifted as Resident Evil 4 VR comes out tomorrow. Durrrrr.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Either Metroid Dread or maybe he got early access to Forza Horizon 5. I've seen Super GT upload a video on it days ago that I didn't watch because I wanna go in blind. (If you're into racing games at all, go watch Super GT though, funny dude.)

If it's the former, I couldn't care less.
In case it's the latter, I would argue that I'd have to kill DSP because I'm sittin' like a cat on a hot tin roof waiting for that game.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

It sure would be a shame if several thoughtful individuals compiled all the negative things Paul has said on his YT streams about Twitch since his partnership termination and sent it along to Twitch staff on the same day that he returns. Especially that lengthy rant about bits and their monetary value. A shame indeed.

Fuck that, any 2-bit detractor can just use the clip of Phil stating that Bits have monetary value and it’s bye-bye affiliate.

 

[FamicomGorby]

"Hey Dave, what's the announcement?"

"Umm, what are you talking about you nudnik? Now, gimme your money"


I'm betting he'll memory hole the 1k he got to fix his shower and say he needs more cause of da identity theft. Also minor chance of medical begging by claiming all of his money went to paying for insulin instead of sweaty jpegs.

 

[Sup3r]

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3:30 AM his time. Latest gin night in recent memory.

It never mattered what game he plays, the wheelchairs are there to hang out together and rest of his viewers are just waiting for him to say something fucked up.

Either Metroid Dread or maybe he got early access to Forza Horizon 5. I've seen Super GT upload a video on it days ago that I didn't watch because I wanna go in blind. (If you're into racing games at all, go watch Super GT though, funny dude.)

If it's the former, I couldn't care less.
In case it's the latter, I would argue that I'd have to kill DSP because I'm sittin' like a cat on a hot tin roof waiting for that game.

It'd be a field day if he got early access since he spent the past few years condemning the practice.

"Hey Dave, what's the announcement?"

"Umm, what are you talking about you nudnik? Now, gimme your money"


I'm betting he'll memory hole the 1k he got to fix his shower and say he needs more cause of da identity theft.

But remember it's also slander. Even though it's not slander under any circumstance.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Just like anything Phil tries to poorly hype, it’s going to be a big ol’ nothing-burger. Once people in his chat get disappointed, he’s going to LIMB.

Tried-and-true DSP formula, dood!

 

[gaarashatan]

Wait a minute...
Are we... Could it be? Did we finally land on the DSPGaming WWE Champions ending route?
What if Dave comes clean and finally starts streaming Champions?

he probably could but it would also mean everything he said about it was a lie, and we were right all along which is too much of a blow to his ego, even though his fans wouldnt give too fucks about his manipulation out of their dent heads money

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

he probably could but it would also mean everything he said about it was a lie, and we were right all along which is too much of a blow to his ego, even though his fans wouldnt give too fucks about his manipulation out of their dent heads money

He had to lie to protect his family!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Balr0g]

#GinNights

#GinPreStream

In all seriousness I bet he has Phasitive news from Twitch: he will be back as an Affiliate because Twitch has apologized to him. Most likely he has already downed several bottles of gin from the phasitivity he will soon get back since he will get his groove back getting his vibe back

 

[Iron Hamster]

I was a security guard at a gated community and I garuntee some people would be able to get through.

Since Phil is lazy, he wouldn't want to update his guest list every time he got DoorDash (which would be a lot.) Instead he would put DoorDash on a list to always let them through if they're going to his address. So DoorDash and maybe other food companies would work.

Hookers and plumbers wouldn't work without some gayops though.

There is no guard. It's just a coded gate

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Ah.....the smell of desperation

Just a reminder that on the 21st it's gonna be exactly 6 months since he lost Twitch partnership and peepol have been saying that after 6 months he can apply to be affiliate again HINT HINT HINT HINT HINT

You tube payday also.

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3:30 AM his time. Latest gin night in recent memory.

No one cares if you're 'serious' dude. It's not their stream and does not affect them.

 

[Coke Zero]

I wonder if its not just the low tips recently that has him rattled but also the low viewership. It seems like a lot of the time he has less than 200 viewers which is absolutely insane for a youtuber with close to 200k subs. His viewer to money ratio is already insanely high but less than 200 viewers is unsustainable for much longer. This dwindling viewer base will have to keep paying more and more each just to keep phil afloat.

Also the whales have less people to impress/get attention from so they'll eventually taper off with the declining viewership also. The whales have masked his real issues for literally years now but it'll reach a point where his audience is too small for anyone to even want to whale in front of.

 

[Sup3r]

#GinPreStream

In all seriousness I bet he has Phasitive news from Twitch: he will be back as an Affiliate because Twitch has apologized to him. Most likely he has already downed several bottles of gin from the phasitivity he will soon get back since he will get his groove back getting his vibe back

He doesn't meet the requirements for even affiliate status. He'll need to stream on twitch, with none of the twitch revenue available for a few days to reach it.

 

[Optimus Prime]

This dwindling viewer base will have to keep paying more and more each just to keep phil afloat.

There's only maybe 5 whales tops that actually give Phil money on a level he wants/needs to keep his WWE Champions gacha going. I bet that if somehow, Phil could arrange for those whales to keep giving him money without him ever having to stream again, he'd do it, because the dude quite frankly hates video games at this point if they're more challenging than literally pressing the same one or two buttons each time and/or do not involve mostly sweaty, bare chested muscular men.

 

[FamicomGorby]

There's only maybe 5 whales tops that actually give Phil money on a level he wants/needs to keep his WWE Champions gacha going. I bet that if somehow, Phil could arrange for those whales to keep giving him money without him ever having to stream again, he'd do it, because the dude quite frankly hates video games at this point if they're more challenging than literally pressing the same one or two buttons each time and/or do not involve mostly sweaty, bare chested muscular men.

I do wonder what Dave would do if he didn't have to play vidja for a living, and also didn't have to work like your scenario. He basically has no interests outside of consooming door dash, movies, and WWE champions, he couldn't fill an entire week with just that.