Jason Grant / Jasonafex / JasonafexFA / Amorous and his girlfriend Kabier / Kaitlyn Layne Kelley - popufur "animator", drama magnet, scam artist, JIGGLEBONES

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Squidgy Mess said:
This is going to end in a major reality check for both of them when they realize there are a lot of responsibilities involved in raising a child far beyond the stereotypical shit you see in media, and I can guarantee that neither of them makes enough to support all the expenses the baby's going to bring. This kid is going to be fucked from the word go and honestly, I feel bad for it.
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He is quite literally using math to estimate diapers. Thats all you need to know in terms of how fucked this child is gonna get.

Trying for a year too, so, yknow, setting up a savings account for medical costs, schooling, insurances so that your partner can still have a good life with your kid in the worst case scenario.

What am i even writing, of course these fucks think they can just support the child by going "EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS WE NEED BABY FOOD AND DIAPERS PLEASE THANK YOU".

What a story arc were about to witness.
 
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Kronk _ said:
He is quite literally using math to estimate diapers. Thats all you need to know in terms of how fucked this child is gonna get.

Trying for a year too, so, yknow, setting up a savings account for medical costs, schooling, insurances so that your partner can still have a good life with your kid in the worst case scenario.

What am i even writing, of course these fucks think they can just support the child by going "EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS WE NEED BABY FOOD AND DIAPERS PLEASE THANK YOU".

What a story arc were about to witness.
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You just know they're gonna force the kid to wallow in shit just to meet the 3.5 daily diaper threshold.
 
Pizzavore said:
Hello, future Jigglebones Junior.
I hope you had fun reading about your mum and dad so far.
This is the point where you'll want to start drinking because it's going to get much worse.
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Don't be too optimistic, if it took them that long to get a babby, chances are her womb's fucked up and we'll have to make an edit to that loss comic.
 
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I'm actually astounded it didn't take even longer to get Kate preggo considering Jason is the most butt-blasted pillow princess I've ever fucking seen and has a monumental cuck fetish to boot. Kaiber really had to drag him kicking and screaming into her cavernous maw to get this to happen in under a year of "trying".

Going to a friend's baby shower to figure out what the fuck they'll need for their own infant is also pretty ludicrious. Despite this kid being planned out for almost an entire year, neither he nor Kate actually did any research beyond asking Siri how many diapers minimum babies need per day?

And we all know the reason why attention seekers announce pregnancy in the early first trimester when the risk of miscarriage is still very high; donations and asspats. If things go well, then friends and well-wishers will be giving them money and baby stuff to help, and announcing it asap gets the ball rolling on this. Holiday season is coming up as well and waiting another few months will give friends and family less time to order that prized Jolly Jumper off Amazon.

Even if a miscarriage does happen, then they can still ask for more money to commemorate their lost child and garner sympathy from people who normally dislike them because they're a couple who lost a kid. Doesn't matter if they're both malignant pieces of shit and are BFFs with a pedophile who draws parent/child incest on the reg, trying to bring up that they probably aren't great people to be parents is liable to get one screamed at for being unsupportive and unsympathetic to their loss.
 
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Jolyne THICCujoh said:
BABY SAGA BABY SAGA AWWWWWW YEAH


I JUST AS SHIT WAS GETTING STALE.

Miscarriage, scalie KhordKitty, or some sorta arrests being made, I just KNOW we're in for a ride.
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They've gone so normie that getting a baby to spice things up actually became a thing. I like how they measure the finances in.. diapers? Bitch, get a job.
 
Cactus Wings said:
They've gone so normie that getting a baby to spice things up actually became a thing. I like how they measure the finances in.. diapers? Bitch, get a job.
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I KNOW, it's so weird and, honestly, immature. I mean, babies need LOTS of fucking care. They can't walk, talks or hell, even eat solid food outside of the womb. These two are gluttonous and FAT furfags who do weird sexual shit on the regular. And hell, since Jason is a nonce, I feel so bad for the potential kid...
 
Jolyne THICCujoh said:
I KNOW, it's so weird and, honestly, immature. I mean, babies need LOTS of fucking care. They can't walk, talks or hell, even eat solid food outside of the womb. These two are gluttonous and FAT furfags who do weird sexual shit on the regular. And hell, since Jason is a nonce, I feel so bad for the potential kid...
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I can guarantee that they still measure groceries and future child fees in commissions. "You only have to do x drawings a day, my lady!".

On one hand, I gotta respect them for having a heteronormative relationship amidst all this deviant LGBT shit that is the fandom. I've known a lot of "super gay" furries who all ended up dating either women or men playing women characters/fursuits. To know these two adult babies are having a child is at least some sort of comforting, cause it forces them into the roles of parents, and Jason is likely hellbent on proving he's a real man by taking care of this kid.

Hell, maybe this is their redeeming arc. Jason becomes the stay-at-home dad while his wife slaves away to pay the bills!
 
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Squidgy Mess said:
This kid is going to be fucked from the word go and honestly, I feel bad for it.
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I don't envy their future child one bit. Can you imagine spending your formative years in a house surrounded by a nauseating jumble of body pillows, furry art, and silicone dragon phalluses, only to learn from a young age that this is how your parents earn their living? How would a young child even begin to process this, let alone explain it to their teachers and schoolfriends?

I don't even want to think about some of the other things this kid might unwittingly be exposed to through their parents' hobbies and associations, but I can't see it having a positive effect. Poor kid, they're not even born yet, and I already feel embarrassed for them.
 
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KnightWolfAlpha said:
Before and after getting knocked up, them two have been going on and on about how much they love DMT.
Good times for baby!
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lanak2701@excite.com

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Bumping this thread just to say that this dude's into his "oh so edgy" black and red "maleherm" character giving birth
 
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