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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%
  • Total voters
    94
If Ralph sincerely believed he's a big deal with a massive show and avid following he wouldn't feel the need to get pissy and combative towards every single random person on Twitter who pokes at him—in doing so all he reveals is every remark gets to him and every criticism if left without the gratification of publicly lashing out about how nawt truuuu it is festers and gnaws at him in the back of his mind. He can't even convince himself of his own charade but he'll still ruin himself trying to sell it.

Josh was right to describe his audience as subhuman. A person with a developed brain wouldn't be able to look at Ralph and see anything but a laughing stock.
 
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Cry more. Keep Gambling Gunt.

If you wanted to enjoy your trip with May you would enjoy it, yet instead you broadcast to the world everything you do which in turn brings unwanted attention to yourself and makes your life that much more stressful. Take a break from the internet like Josh did and actually take a vacation.

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Roman Gunt Guard said:
Cry more. Keep Gambling Gunt.

If you wanted to enjoy your trip with May you would enjoy it, yet instead you broadcast to the world everything you do which in turn brings unwanted attention to yourself and makes your life that much more stressful. Take a break from the internet like Josh did and actually take a vacation.

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Boo hoo faggot.
 
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Roman Gunt Guard said:
Cry more. Keep Gambling Gunt.

If you wanted to enjoy your trip with May you would enjoy it, yet instead you broadcast to the world everything you do which in turn brings unwanted attention to yourself and makes your life that much more stressful. Take a break from the internet like Josh did and actually take a vacation.

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Does he actually keep his passwords in a fucking textfile or something? Syncing password managers are at least a decade old at this point. Probably uses the same one for everything.
 
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Roman Gunt Guard said:
Cry more. Keep Gambling Gunt.

If you wanted to enjoy your trip with May you would enjoy it, yet instead you broadcast to the world everything you do which in turn brings unwanted attention to yourself and makes your life that much more stressful. Take a break from the internet like Josh did and actually take a vacation.

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The duality of gunt
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Roman Gunt Guard said:
Cry more. Keep Gambling Gunt.

If you wanted to enjoy your trip with May you would enjoy it, yet instead you broadcast to the world everything you do which in turn brings unwanted attention to yourself and makes your life that much more stressful. Take a break from the internet like Josh did and actually take a vacation.

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Understandable, Ralphie, I know you're reading here, even from bed bug ridden Las Vegas, so have a :feels:.

The behaviour checks out as someone having a hard time after a horrible event, but...
Was it stress that made you threaten poor, mentally retarded Andy Warski that time in Knoxville?
Was it stress that made you cheat on future Doctor and astute scholar, Nora?
Was it stress that made you thumb Faith?
Was it stress that made you punch a female cop?
Was it stress that... made you Ethan Ralph all the times you've Ethan Ralph'd before now?

Like for real, you made that stupid little cokehead squeal in fright and he just happened to be present when someone woke your fatass up.
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:story: Hey Piggie, that means you have to PAY cash money. No more Gamblor! Actual money to the Vickers. You fucking tard.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Archive please. Mobile posting isn't an excuse. I just did it on mobile. https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1450824559716753411
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Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Faith Vickers has talked enough shit about m…

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Lmao they actually goaded him into it! Enjoy paying child support, dipshit.

Now, will he actually do it? Or is this another empty threat/promise?
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I honestly thought they were going far too ham on him, but seems like he still took the bait. What a dumbass.
 
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The day will come where you do something totally innocuous and suddenly Ralph turns on a dime and starts sperging uncontrollably.
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I wonder if the day will come where Ralph’s daughter, or maybe even his son, pops off at the mouth, as children/teenagers tend to do from time to time, and Ralph just flies off the handle. Can you imagine Ralph firing up his Twitter account so he can humiliate his own children because they said something to offend him?

The demon baby says something about Ralph being a dead beat and Ralph goes to Twitter saying “this little fucker wants to call me a dead beat, but forgets his mom is a whore that can’t make a chicken salad sandwich!”
I can totally see Ralph doing something like this to his kids in the future.
 
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hahahaha the cope, not your son pig you paper aborted it and until its proven your a cuck until then, also lol at faith masterfully laying the bait for this retard to fuck himself on child support and paying to be fucked on child support lol. also what kind of defense is that? murderers and rapists get to see their sons so there? what a stellar character defense if this is his defense im sure court will go well.

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I wonder if the day will come where Ralph’s daughter, or maybe even his son, pops off at the mouth, as children/teenagers tend to do from time to time, and Ralph just flies off the handle. Can you imagine Ralph firing up his Twitter account so he can humiliate his own children because they said something to offend him?

The demon baby says something about Ralph being a dead beat and Ralph goes to Twitter saying “this little fucker wants to call me a dead beat, but forgets his mom is a whore that can’t make a chicken salad sandwich!”
I can totally see Ralph doing something like this to his kids in the future.
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oh definitely, i think itll be the mantsu child if theyre still together and hes still alive though, i think the children have such shit mothers theyll be desperate for an escape to the point of ignoring how putrid and honestly worse the gunt is.
 
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"There are murders and rapists who get to see their children"
Wow Ralph, you're in good company there bud. Murders, rapists, publishers of revenge pornography, etc. deserve a chance to meet their kids.
Imagine being a fly on the wall during those supervised visitations.
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I wonder if the day will come where Ralph’s daughter, or maybe even his son, pops off at the mouth, as children/teenagers tend to do from time to time, and Ralph just flies off the handle.
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The only thing that will stop this from happening is Ralph dying before the kids reach the age of rebellion. Sadly, this is the most likely outcome.
 
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Ethan is still seething about Jim's latest stream, wherein Jim stated that he didn't think Ethan would be saying "Adrienne Blair" any time soon.

He just claimed he didn't even see Jim's stream:

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That's pretty interesting, given that early on during Jim's stream on the 28th, well before the Ade mention, when Jim started going at Mersh Ethan tweeted this:

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Now all that's left is the walkback.
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I'm pretty sure Ralph wakes in cold sweats from a reoccurring nightmare that Jimbo crashes the Killstream one day to shit on Ralph on his own show...
 
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LEGAL FUND!!!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING.

"I have plenty of money and property"
"Plz donate to my GuntFundMe so I can have custody of my child"

Begging the internet so you can ATTEMPT to be the father of your child, WINNING!

What a fucking moron, holy shit.

Edit: More sperging. I really wanna call on Null to highlight this and post it to the community happening thread, but this is Gunt and there is a good chance he's going to just back down and never mention it again after he figures out how much money and work it's going to take. Please King Christ, let your Soldier be this stupid.
 
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LEGAL FUND!!!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING.

"I have plenty of money and property"
"Plz donate to my GuntFundMe so I can have custody of my child"

Begging the internet so you can ATTEMPT to be the father of your child, WINNING!

What a fucking moron, holy shit.
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If only Ralph still had the Chris-Chan money and a spare $2800 laying around…wherever could those have gone???
 
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