DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[abomination created]

You all are missing the most likely thing to occur today:

Nigel is going to show up wearing Phil as a skin suit.

 

[Forbidden Math]

You all are missing the most likely thing to occur today:

Nigel is going to show up wearing Phil as a skin suit.

More likely it would be [redacted].

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

What a bizarre human being.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP quits streaming and go fulltime youtube! KOGAMING2 HERE WE GO!

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

He finally got sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Live streaming it.

...Metroid.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Don’t tempt Phil. God knows if his porn addiction is as bad as his gambling addiction.

What are you talking about? Derich is going to steal his parents credit card again and donate like 10k to have him play in order to see boobs

 

[Dennis Rodman]

Whatever it is, it’s going to be the most low-effort, stupid thing that nobody actually wants. I’d bet my next paycheck on it.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

What a bizarre human being.
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Both with the same toothbrush? Slick back his hair with robust authentic Italian grease, and then brush his teeth with the residual.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Both with the same toothbrush?

No, he has one electric toothbrush for his teeth and another for his hair. Only $100 apiece at Fred Meyer.

https://www.fredmeyer.com/p/oral-b-5000-smart-series-electric-toothbrush-white/0006905512521

 

[snort inquisition]

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

I don't think it'll be interesting or anything wild, probably some whining that tips have been low and he doesn't know why. Asks the audience to try and give him some ideas how to get the tips flowing again but won't take on any advice, cue a few hundred bucks from piglets to support their weeping sow.

Edit: Phil baffled that no one gives a shit that the spider toy behind him has been wearing sunglasses for two weeks.

 

[capefear56]

Piece of peace's number kinda disagree; his income has lowered but not by that much.

He's made fuck you amount of money via superchats and the whales have not given up. Any excuse of needing support is pure greed. ( See the ''muh shower'' mini beg saga )

This was the latest Piece of Peace had to say about the state of Phil's income on this site.

And his "month in review" video on Youtube for September estimated $9800 for the month, which, while a lot, is on average $1000-1500 less than he typically makes. And that was 10 days after the bank leaks, which happened towards the end of the month. Literally the only thing holding up Phil's castle of glass are the superwhales on the night streams at this point. The rate of superchats and mid-sized donations has gradually slowed down in the past few weeks and I think it would be foolish to believe that the leaks aren't a factor. Hell, his viewership in general has declined - you can see this every time you tune in to his stream. Memberships are also trickling down. He was at 275 last week, and is now at 265 and holding.

 

[gh0stzero]

More likely it would be [redacted].

Think about it you ever seen [redacted] and Nigel in the same room?

 

[Fragarach]

"For the past 2 weeks, Sam the Spider here has had the aviator glasses on and nobody's said a word"

Because nobody gives a shit. Get on with it, Phil.

 

[But I Digress]

This does not deserve a captains log, because this is DEAD SERIOUS!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

His landscapers Jose and Diego are detractors.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Content for literal retarded people.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Both with the same toothbrush? Slick back his hair with robust authentic Italian grease, and then brush his teeth with the residual.

It would be if he were actually doing it. He's going to be hungover today.

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You said you threw out the schedule.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

He really likes the build up, doesnt he

 

[Anal birth]

You said you threw out the schedule.