DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Ungrim Ironfist]

So apparently there's no games to play. Over/under on another Dark Souls redemption run?

Also he looks terrible today. Rough, gin infused night of sleep.

 

[Agent Proper]

Unbelievable how pale he is.
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Found the face I will use for my thumbnail tonight.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

All I can taste is copium, copium, copium.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember guys, it's not Phil's fault that his streams suck. It's the games. It's his audience's fault for wanting him to play these games, after all.

 

[Ortsnay]

That fucking mustache is so god damn lopsided. It's so weird he always makes the area around his mouth the focal point of his face.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So he won't play metorid dred cause it's a sequel and not a hot brand new IP thatswhite hot popular but also won't play indie games cause they don't get a lot of hype but also isn't a person who's going to be a shill and just play whats popular, you need to tell him what to play but what you tell him to play isn't working something needs to change cause no one is coming to his streams but support hasn't been bad except when it has been

my god, it's like some evil AI who's been beaten by a logic puzzle and is melting down.

EDIT - GTAV Online, Roblox and LOL are the top games on twitch but he thinks he needs a white hot popular brand new game...

..k..

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Phil needs to ask some friends for advice, i dont think his and kat's introspecting ability is all that great, this is a disaster of stream of consciousness

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

"People are still graduating [sic] over from Twitch, things will pick up!"

 

[ManakaLala]

Unbelievable how pale he is.

Ah, the big reveal is a remake of the movie Powder and they've cast Phil.

 

[Pargon]

“katefully kyurayted kahntent”

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

constantly contradicting himself.. complains about lack of viewers and no new viewers and then says its fine because people give him money anyway

 

[Fragarach]

"Carefully curated content"

L
O
L

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil ain't going anywhere this stream is just him bitching and coping.

 

[capefear56]

DSP: "I make a very specified type of content for a very specific type of viewer"

A very "special" type of viewer indeed...

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

"For the past 2 weeks, Sam the Spider here has had the aviator glasses on and nobody's said a word"

Because nobody gives a shit. Get on with it, Phil.

I wonder if it’s because the 240p camera?

 

[Watamelon]

DSP: "I make a very specified type of content for a very specific type of viewer"

A very "special" type of viewer indeed...

DSP Tries It Brazzers ver. aimed at Derichs when?

 

[blahblahblah678]

This state of the stream is a whole lot of nothing from Phil. A bunch of hot air to beg. God, he has nothing else in his playbook.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

His eyes always look so puffy and red. The question is, is it because he just woke up, is on the verge of crying, or was drinking?

 

[daBonehead]

The fuck is this prestream he's said nothing this whole time. It's just views are down but it's the games fault and people are still migrating from twitch, views are low but people still support me. He's babbling all this with bulging eyes, rocking back and forth, and touching his faces and ears. Get to the fucking point Phil

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember guys, Phil's not the same guy he was 10 years ago. He raked in so many views and money back then.