Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

G.Rapefruit said:
I wonder how long it would take him to blow an actual endorsement deal with for example the tactical soap. This guy is advertising poison considering his tendency to do and say things that a sponsor would find objectionable. A part of me would love to see it just to see how long it lasts before he shows his dick or a stream of him shitting...the possibilities are so tantalizing lol
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TurdFondler said:
I'm not sure the Dark Lord would be a good endorsement for pheromone soap, or any product that's supposed to give you an edge with the ladies. The only way it would work is if Tactical Soap paid for Cobes to go to a shoot where he's surrounded by women. They could argue if it works for this guy
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He freely admits women go out of their way to avoid him, even if they concede he smells good. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

That said, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't love to see a high cost production of a gem on this level.

 
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G.Rapefruit said:
I wonder how long it would take him to blow an actual endorsement deal with for example the tactical soap. This guy is advertising poison considering his tendency to do and say things that a sponsor would find objectionable. A part of me would love to see it just to see how long it lasts before he shows his dick or a stream of him shitting...the possibilities are so tantalizing lol
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What he needs is one of those companies that doesn't give a shit who shills their products like Raid shadow legends or Better Help.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
Who would have thought his 420th sale would be the glowing mantis staff. So mote it be.
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THAT'S WHAT'S UP !!!

Do we know what it went for? He just lowered the price again this last live-stream right?

I didn't notice this before but he calls it fossilized, it's just drenched in glue lol
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
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No punctuation at all.
He knows he messed up the gravy, but it still turned out good TWU
Wandawood TMDWU!
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That "gravy" he made was the most disgusting thing I've seen from Cobe's in a while. It looked like rice when it was done...gross balls of floury bacon greasy oily mess...my man would never think of perhaps looking up a recipe so he knows how to make actual gravy. Cobe's method of cooking is just wing it and add whatever you have laying around into a skillet and mix the mess together. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, I mean this is the master chef who put chocolate covered cherries into a calzone. Now TWU

Also a new Seizure Robot 5000 video "Cobe's and Finances" is out on Youtube and as usual its a stunningly accurate analysis of the Cobester.
 
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Mr Sister said:
He's taking a shower on stream to shill tactical soap again.

He's done this a few times before
This time it's just recording his empty chair with him yelling in the background though. Currently he is freestyling. He has 380 400+viewers which I think is higher than normal, and slow mode is off. Seems like a successful stream
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If this soap is so helpful, why does he not have ladies lined up around the corner?
 
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Everything Beagle said:
If this soap is so helpful, why does he not have ladies lined up around the corner?
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His answer to this is that the trolls scare away any woman he likes. Plus he knows the soap is working even if he doesn't get laid because he walks by women and hears them say "That goth dude smells good". Which of course really definitely happens.
 
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mars said:
His answer to this is that the trolls scare away any woman he likes. Plus he knows the soap is working even if he doesn't get laid because he walks by women and hears them say "That goth dude smells good". Which of course really definitely happens.
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It's unbelievably he still claims woman do this, or ever did at all. It makes you wonder on how much he grasps other people's perception of reality. It just shows how major his autism is, toddlers have this figured out before they're grown.
 
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Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday:
Start:
Drinking his last not your fathers root beer. Not going to make a float. His account is negative $37 because of his cooking video ingredients.
1:55:
Says his gravy turned into bread instead of gravy
2:40:
He's celebrating having 25k subscribers. Days he will turn off slow mode if someone pays him $37 .
4:40:
Reading chat. Complaining about people spamming his chat.
5:47:
Kobes is an autistic shadow in Ozzy's greatness. Ignoring troll calls. Reads and responds to texts.
7:34:
Complaining about societies attitude to sex. Gender relations. Complaining about women.
10:02:
Checks out women on chaturbate. Back to Complaining about women.
11:09:
Puts on a rage bait video for 2 seconds. Leave Trump alone. Back to the video.
15:10:
Gender relations. He's celebrating 25k subscribers. Talks about his cooking video and explains how his friend made the gravy he tried to make. Talks about his favourite chips. Blames the chips for his gravy getting messed up. Says his gravy was like bread.
19:28:
Hot of age chick at the bar scenario. Gives dating advice. Gender relations. Kobes hates women. Reads what's written on the screen. Gender relations.
23:22:
If you're an attractive dude and have a large social media following you have options. Bragging about his sub count. Posts the chaturbate chick in Courtney's discord. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Back to bragging about being famous and humble. Gender relations.
26:40:
Asks for $39-$40 for slow mode to be turned off. Checks to see if he staff sold. It didn't. Ignoring phone calls. Checks his PayPal. Slow mode is staying on. Texting. Phone on airplane mode.
30:54:
People complaining about slow mode is an example of how society I'd so easily offended. Talks about his cooking video. Reading chat.
34:16:
No plans for Halloween. Reading chat.
35:17:
Not turning DTTSs back on. Says he doesn't need money that bad.
38:30:
He didn't get hair plugs just found a way to comb his hair and look less bald. Online dating bad. He is YouTube famous, chicks recognize him at the bar. Reading chat.
40:35:
Kobes is too tall to be a hobbit fucking retard. Reading chat.
47:07:
Chi balls.
49:20:
How can his chi balls be fake if he's doing them live? More chi balls.
Start:
Showing off his tactical soap order. 2 free bars TMDWU.
2:13:
KingSoapraJFS shows off the new soaps. He likes the green one if course. Smelling the soaps.
4:47:
Dr squatch not as good as tactical soap. KingSoapraJFS
7:50:
Showing off his favourite tactical soap bond 1. Shills tactical soap and cologne.
9:30:
Delta 8 coof coof. Reading chat. Explains how to use tactical soap.
11:56:
Says he will do a hair dye stream for $100.
12:55:
Going to let us allegedly shower. Talking about taking spooky girl out when she comes to casper.
14:27:
Displays the tactical soap and gets ready for his shower. Says he will do a hair dye stream for $100.
15:38:
Showering chair stream.
18:00:
Shills tactical soap and goes back out to the shower.
19:10:
Doing family guy voices in the shower and shilling tactical soap.
22:01:
Yelling his stand up routine from the shower.
26:50:
KingSoapraJFS from the shower. Aussie shampoo #notasponsor back to his stand up routine.
31:21:
Singing about tactical soap. Tactical soap freestyle.
33:55:
Singing vocal covers in the shower . His phone keeps going off.
48:09:
Shows how he lathers soap on himself and goes back into the shower.
1:01:11:
Returns. Phone on airplane mode. Bandana on. Collar on. Necklace on. Beard oil and cologne.
Shills his staff.
1:09:45:
Guitar shredding.
1:13:00:
KingSoapraJFS. Back to Guitar shredding.
1:15:32:
Checks his PayPal. Shills tactical soap. Family guy voices. He has $3.78. Instant transfer. Shills tactical soap again and ends the stream.
Start:
Puts on a rage bait video about Hooters girls. Kobes has never been to Hooters but he likes beer and wings so he wouldn't say no. Back to the video.
2:22:
He lowered the staff to $400. Get a free bar of tactical soap and a wand. Will go and get wand wood when the weather improves. Says he will do a hair dye Stream if someone donates $100 to his PayPal.
4:20:
Gender relations and strippers, hooters. Back to the video.
5:32:
Fast food uniforms suck. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Hooters is meant to be more family friendly than a strip club. Parenting scenario. Back to the video.
10:38:
Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would rather watch chaturbate than go to a strip club. Back to the video
15:30:
Talking about the woman in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat.
19:00:
Owning the trolls by blocking deleting and ignoring them. Harry Potter joke. Back to the video.
20:42:
Women doing tasteful nudes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations and hair. Back to the video.
22:01:
Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Repeat.
25:50:
Dating scene. Back to the video.
27:07:
Staff was sold TMDWTFIU. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Buds suds and bubs shirt joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Female empowerment. Back to the video.
31:30:
Texting. Doesn't do vocal covers as much anymore because of copyright strikes. Back to the video. Asks for money for him to dye his hair on stream and ends the stream

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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Wandawood
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Wandawood and Juan wood :christine::heart-full:
 
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I love that a soap brand is Cobe's sponsor. The man who showers like once a week then immediately slips back into his dirty greasy clothes is sponsored by soap. It's like their intention was to turn Cobes into a new clean man, little did they know the boglim will never change. He does shill the fuck out of that soap though, his dedication to that is almost admirable.
 
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daBonehead said:
I love that a soap brand is Cobe's sponsor. The man who showers like once a week then immediately slips back into his dirty greasy clothes is sponsored by soap. It's like their intention was to turn Cobes into a new clean man, little did they know the boglim will never change. He does shill the fuck out of that soap though, his dedication to that is almost admirable.
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Dark Lord doesn't need to shower or do laundry.

He just needs to smear Tactical Soap all over stuff and that Goth Bad Boy smells good.
 
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Dark Lord is live and watching incel shit with Warlord.

Warlord is already facepalming and shaking his head at Dark Lord's hot takes.

Edit: Cobes is going straight up America First weirdo shit and Warlord does not like it.

Warlord has bummed a smoke and noped the fuck out.

Warlord has returned. He has nowhere else to go.

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