Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Fell asleep when writing my last post, I meant to include these absolute gems.

Kevin’s on his way to Reno, but was inconvenienced by shitty reception. [A]
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The cold made his time off of Twitter even worse, but hey, he gets to dick around the whole day before having to act like he’s doing something. [A]
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Speaking of traveling, Neck has to go to Mississippi this week for some reason. View attachment 2642500
Then he flirted with Wedge.
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And as for Wedge, well… [A]View attachment 2642503
I smell cope.
Yes, it would be a fundamentally different series, and the best adjective to describe that series would be “extremely autistic”. [https://archive.ph/lhmgP]
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Wedge spills the secret to ending capitalism. [A]
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LOL, pseudo-deaf female-larping clown prostitutes got to get paid, Neck.

Also lol at Wedge thinking he’s “too sexy for [his] shirt”. The word you are looking for is “fat”, sir.

Hahahaha Kevin is trying so hard to get fucked, but he is gonna walk out of BLFC with the amhole untouched and blame whatever myriad of excuses he makes up.

Also, how did he know the girl at Starbucks was a transgirl? They're indistinguishable from the real thing, I'm told.

:thinking:
What if it was an enby they/it, and he just did a mIsGeNdEr???

Also, lol that he thinks a barista being professionally polite, and holding back his vomit means he’s into him.
 
Hahahahahha look how tiny his tits are hahahaha. Kevin, the only solution is to go to Mexico and get the biggest implants money can buy. It makes it hotter and more bimbo-y if you make sure that the doctor hands you a fistful of Valium and tequila and doesn’t clean his tools. I promise!
You know, wearing a mask in a photo taken at home because you haven’t shaved your face, like any normal woman.
 
lmao this face
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Should’ve known Kevin would be wearing his pool toy mask. Anyways, got some more tweets.

I have nothing to say. [A]
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Kevin stop, seeing you trying to live out your fantasies of being a Twitter slut this afternoon makes me want to close out of the 4 Andi Bagus tabs I have open. This is disgusting. [A]
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But going back to con matters- Kevin may not have brought shaving cream and razors, but he sure as hell brought some toys to open! [A]336964ED-7448-48CC-B47D-B1536D28D22A.jpeg
And look, they’ve even got Transformers shit at the convention too! [A] FC2B0510-FE78-4359-B9F3-C652BD3DB9B2.jpeg
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Just a close up:
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Kevin, that is a standard hotel room. You’re just used to living in squalor.
He really does have a mournful body. Usually fat chicks at least have fat tits. Kevin’s masculine barrel chest leaves him without even a hint of cleavage while still retaining a paunchy gut.
 
, the only solution is to go to Mexico and get the biggest implants money can buy.
hmm Mexican implants you say? Well as I have brought up before, Polypropylene String implants can't be sold in America and are ever expanding.
Kevin may not have brought shaving cream and razors, but he sure as hell brought some toys to open!
Kevin really puts off consooming certain products for special occasions.
 
This will be the first time the amhole will be properly disinfected since its installation.

I just had the visual of him doing a frog kick and dislodging a different color of the pride flag on each stroke.

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Two queens (fulls?) for four adult men…. Not even a junior suite, which could add sleeping space by putting the tardlets on a pull-out couch. very “swanky” indeed.

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Ah.


That decor is hideous. It's like a retro-60's pseudo-Bauhaus designer went cheap kitsch. I've seen better rooms at Best Western.

Reno is a very shabby city. You would think that with Vegas being the #1 city in Nevada, Reno would be #2, but it's not. There are shithole mining towns on back roads that have more class.

Also, powerlevel but I have stayed in many shitty motel rooms and TWO QUEEN BEDS is a very standard option.
 
Reno is fine. Like any other middle America city, they just have slot machines in the grocery store.

The hotel room is also fine. Grand Sierra is a nice place, and has been renovated several times over the last decade or so.

The tranch davidians are fat and nobody has sex with them, but if you haven't been to reno in the last decade or so, you have really no clue how they've sorted the place out.
 
That last rare Kevin is simply exquisite.
Being the receiving partner does not mean you have to be timid and passive as well. Furthermore, even if it did, the role you take during sex does not define every characteristic of your personality.
We've already established that Kevin is never getting laid and is basically an incel, but is he aware that a lot of couples change up the roles depending on how how they feel?
The tranch davidians have posted some absolutely bonkers stuff over the years, but that nonsense about them being able to go without fastfood for a week has to be the most delusional.
Wedge has called fast food "self care".
He could never give up Wendy's.
 
Reno is fine. Like any other middle America city, they just have slot machines in the grocery store.

The hotel room is also fine. Grand Sierra is a nice place, and has been renovated several times over the last decade or so.

The tranch davidians are fat and nobody has sex with them, but if you haven't been to reno in the last decade or so, you have really no clue how they've sorted the place out.
Powerlevel but I was there last year and it still has the stench of a city where Basque casino chips are used to pay street hookers who use said chips to bribe the cops to look the other way when they're trying to work their way up to a brothel on the I-80 corridor. And probably something about sheep and 1/8 interest in a mining claim in the Ruby Mountains.
 
But going back to con matters- Kevin may not have brought shaving cream and razors, but he sure as hell brought some toys to open! [A]336964ED-7448-48CC-B47D-B1536D28D22A.jpeg
What a sped, Jesus. He had a night ride in an uncomfortable truck without heating and wasted precious storage space two bring two goddamn troonsformers with him to open them.
Such an exceptionally exceptional boy. He's going to spend another con watching children's cartoons instead of getting *~UwU~* getting all his holes filled *~oWo~* because he's
  1. a timid bottom
  2. an awkward socially stunted non-diagnosed turboautist who wouldn't notice someone was flirting with him if it isn't spelled out to him in HUGE FUCKING LETTERS
  3. a generally repulsive and disgusting gremlin who's fat and no one would have sex with him. Even Wedge is only willing when paid.
Keep coping, Kev.
 
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