DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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On the night stream, DSP said he should employ what he learned from the Youtuber Sim..and beg! He did a fake call out for subs/likes, which quickly transitioned to him asking for people to become members of the channel. I follow so many YouTube creators that simply give a heartfelt shout out at the end of their videos to like the video if you enjoyed it, consider subscribing if you have liked a couple videos, it really helps them in the long-run, etc.

DSP daily begs for tips, as he gets that money immediately and they help him the most, and has the audacity to try to mock creators asking for free support in return for their content that they worked 10000x harder on than DSP has ever on a video.
 
This is a representation of Phil's career.

Pewdiepie...the guy who was "inspired" by Phil is now in the game he is playing.

Where is Phil? Wait who's Phil??? Ohhhhh the guy....

Really though everyone passed Phil up, and it must burn to realize that....I mean I am sure he was boiling inside seeing Pewdiepie get an in game likeness.
Maybe they could have used DSP for the game over screen.
 
You don’t have to when you can just cry poor and have wheel chairs blaze up the ramp and toss their pity bucks

Yep. Phil never learned to save money because he never had to. If he ever needs money, he just has a "marathon" with an over-inflated tips goal of $2,000 and then he acts kinda disappointed at "only" getting $1,500 and hopefully his fans will contribute to make up for falling short of the tips goal. And the next day, 3 new accounts who've never spoken in chat and who nobody's ever heard of tip $500. But nothing shady, they're just very generous donors who just discovered the channel and instantly became huge fans.

Everything about this guy is one huge circus act.
 
October 2021 - Stream Week 3 (2021-10-W3)
Length: 7 days (10-14-21 to 10-20-21)
# Unique games played: 7
  1. Lost Judgment (3x)
  2. Far Cry 6 (2x)
  3. Alan Wake Remastered (2x)
  4. Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection (1x)
  5. Youtubers Life 2 (1x)
  6. Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania (3x)
  7. Back 4 Blood (2x)
Highest tipped stream: 10/14/21 PM -- Lost Judgement -- $1,136
Lowest
tipped stream: 10/19/21 PM -- Lost Judgement -- $52

Daily tips goal: $300 per day
Total Tips received: $2,589 (average of $370 per day or $54 per hour)

Tips breakdown:
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Compared to prior two weeks:
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YouTube members (end of 2021-10-W2): 276
YouTube members (end of 2021-10-W3): 266 (↓10)
- YouTube membership all-time high: 294 (on 09/29/21)

Total Super Chats: $595 (average of $85 per day)
- Troll Super Chats: $23
Total percentage of Troll Super Chats: 3.8%


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Commentary:
Significant whale activity on 10-14-21 has led to a big jump in the average tips for this week. For perspective, if we removed 10-14-21 and averaged the remaining 6 days of the stream week, DSP would have made $222 per day (which while not the worst, would be considered "below average".

YouTube Super Chats are still trending down (including the ratio of recorded "troll Super Chats".) Membership numbers are unchanged from the end of the prior week.

Enjoy your detox day tomorrow 👍

Edit: I just realized that membership number is 266 not 276 so he's actually dropped 10 members since last week. Whoops 🤭
 
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Honestly can't think of something less gratifying than giving this guy money. Not only does the money you give him get spent on absolute trash, he will also restart his beg routine less than 30 minutes after reaching a $150 goal in 2 hours of 'work'.

He seems to be giving up on the idea of reaching a bigger audience or attracting new people and is instead focusing on pressuring his whales to 'step up' their support. His viewerbase is dwindling so he needs his loyal piggybanks to compensate for it with bigger tips.
 
Honestly can't think of something less gratifying than giving this guy money. Not only does the money you give him get spent on absolute trash, he will also restart his beg routine less than 30 minutes after reaching a $150 goal in 2 hours of 'work'.

He seems to be giving up on the idea of reaching a bigger audience or attracting new people and is instead focusing on pressuring his whales to 'step up' their support. His viewerbase is dwindling so he needs his loyal piggybanks to compensate for it with bigger tips.
His whole hour and a half-long speech today basically amounted to "Stop making fun of me for my bad viewership, I don't care because I have whales"
I think he's especially getting mad at the Fifty Bit Bitches for not forking over their cash though, just because he gets $150 doesn't mean the money should stop rolling in dood!
He wants to go back to when OIC only had to spend like thirty dollars to hit the Goal instead of funding a whole stream by himself. There's really almost no donations smaller than $20 now.
 
Honestly can't think of something less gratifying than giving this guy money. Not only does the money you give him get spent on absolute trash, he will also restart his beg routine less than 30 minutes after reaching a $150 goal in 2 hours of 'work'.

He seems to be giving up on the idea of reaching a bigger audience or attracting new people and is instead focusing on pressuring his whales to 'step up' their support. His viewerbase is dwindling so he needs his loyal piggybanks to compensate for it with bigger tips.

It's why most of us don't get worked up over Phil getting money anymore because it doesn't matter. The people giving Phil money almost certainly make far less than he makes and he pisses it away before the next stream. These people aren't ever going to learn and they'll just continue shoveling all their money into the fire. Whether it's because they genuinely believe they're helping Phil or they're "owning" us doesn't matter, because at the end of the day it's their money they're wasting, not ours. Phil got that $1,100 on that Lost Judgment stream a few days ago and he had the audacity to call people out tonight for not tipping after he'd already gotten $152.

The only people more pathetic than Phil are the idiots who still support this man, especially after the leaks showed what that money's going towards.
 
Top Lesson: Phil lies about not lying.

It's not an exciting clip tbh but it always bothers me when pathological liars tell you they are honest.
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This is a pretty great encapsulation of DSP. It somehow captures how he's so thin skinned he can't even make light shots at himself. It also shows the narrative constantly changing, always to try and make DSP look good, even within 30 seconds.

What did he learn? To be successful on YouTube you have to be a drama streamer, constantly clickbait, constantly lie, and constantly be deceptive. That's something that he's never done, and that's why he's not popular!

That's when something clicks in DSP's brain that he was just way too factual with that last part, so he tries to go over the top with the sarcasm about how "no one cares about [him]".

Within 30 seconds DSP shits on YouTube for being a place where only lying drama whores are popular but also that's not what he does but also there are people that watch and care about him. It feels like I've been drinking from DSP's gin glass water bottle cause I feel dizzy.
 
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