DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Big Brown Schlub]

Now that the dust has settled, my favorite quotes from that prestream are (slightly praphrased):
"If you are just gonna come here to complain about how the contributions are low, stop it, step it up and contribute!"
"Peepol are acting like the sky is falling because viewership is low, Phil you only get 200 viewers a stream. Yeah, but I still get support!"
And the final one is one of his neologisms: "carefully curated content", a phrase he made up to cope with the fact that he has low viewership but they're all whales so it's fine.

EDIT: Also, big ups once again to the Youtube AI that determines which frame is going to be the default thumbnail for the video, the State of the Beg stream yesterday got this absolute gem of Islamic Khantent as the default thumbnail

 

[50 bit bitch]

Now that the dust has settled, my favorite quotes from that prestream are (slightly praphrased):
"If you are just gonna come here to complain about how the contributions are low, stop it, step it up and contribute!"
"Peepol are acting like the sky is falling because viewership is low, Phil you only get 200 viewers a stream. Yeah, but I still get support!"
And the final one is one of his neologisms: "carefully curated content", a phrase he made up to cope with the fact that he has low viewership but they're all whales so it's fine.

I can't be fucked to go find out what he actually said, but it was along the lines of;

"If pewdiepie stopped making videos, who would give a shit? When I stop streaming for a day, people tell me how much they missed me"

How anybody can say this and not come to the realisation that they live in a bubble, really blows my mind.

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

Given the chance, Phil would absolutely become a vampire, so maybe that explains why he is so pale. No need to call a priest, however. He'll just spend his immortal undead life begging until the end of time.

Remember this quote? "I don't have enough blood in my body."

 

[Mature Adult]

Now that the dust has settled, my favorite quotes from that prestream are (slightly praphrased):
"If you are just gonna come here to complain about how the contributions are low, stop it, step it up and contribute!"
"Peepol are acting like the sky is falling because viewership is low, Phil you only get 200 viewers a stream. Yeah, but I still get support!"
And the final one is one of his neologisms: "carefully curated content", a phrase he made up to cope with the fact that he has low viewership but they're all whales so it's fine.

EDIT: Also, big ups once again to the Youtube AI that determines which frame is going to be the default thumbnail for the video, the State of the Beg stream yesterday got this absolute gem of Islamic Khantent as the default thumbnail
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"If I say it, its my business. If you say it, its none of your business"

Its still fucking crazy how much he talks about low tips, taxes, money for his day out, etc. He needs all this money but dont you DARE bring it up or question it, its none of your business, now tip or keep your mouth shut!

 

[BlackDragoons]

One of the things that boggled my mind during the mornin rant a bunch of peeps where going on about him leaving YouTube and going back to Twitch. So here im gonna say it now.


The only way he is going back to twitch is either one of two things. Twitch reinstated his partnership which isn't going to happen. The second is if he loses membership and super chats. Until then the goute is staying on YouTube for the forseeable future.

 

[Wormy]

How anybody can say this and not come to the realisation that they live in a bubble, really blows my mind.

Look how much people support that bubble though. The result is inevitable.

 

[FlappyBat]

I can't be fucked to go find out what he actually said, but it was along the lines of;

"If pewdiepie stopped making videos, who would give a shit? When I stop streaming for a day people tell me how much they missed me"

How anybody can say this and not come to the realisation that they live in a bubble, really blows my mind.

Multiple news articles were written when PewDiePie said he was taking a couple weeks break after years of uploading daily content.

Phil....how are you this bad at dunking on people.

 

[draculapenis]

I'm late but I just want to bring this statement up because every time Phil opens his mouth about fitness or weightlifting, he reveals that he's literally never exercised regularly in his life:

In the early 2000's when I was in my early 20's, yes I used to weighlift pretty heavily for about a year. Uh, I gained, I'm not even kidding, pry about 20-25 pounds of muscle mass to my body because I was actually very skinny up to then, um, and then I kinda got a little chubby in college so when I got, came home from college I started weightlifting to kinda turn it into muscle, and I was pretty big at one time. But that didn't last very long.

There is no photographic evidence of Phil being big (in a muscular way, we all know he's fat) and he has never even had the telltale remnants of someone who was big and strong at one time (strong-looking forearms, traps, and upper chest can all remain on a big guy even if he stops regularly working out for years), and holy shit the 'turn muscle into fat' myth is something you hear from boomers who have never exercised either. Absolute horseshit. I hope he talks about weightlifting every day because it's hilarious and he definitely doesn't like being asked about it too much because he reveals his ignorance very quickly.

 

[Iron Father]

He's literally complaining about tips slowing down and if you like the stream please support it after getting $152. Un-fucking-real.

He really doesn't seem to understand the point of a concept like a 'goal.'

Just another example of how he wants to have his cake and eat it too. Tips aren't mandatory, feel free to come on by and chill with Phil, blah blah blah, but if you feel like it he has a tips goal of $150 and by hitting that it allows Phil to continue to do "free ahn-demand content" as well as relieve his stress and free his mind to enjoy the game.

BUT---that doesn't mean you can just chill and relax once the tip goal gets hit, if you like it you should still feel guilty for not tipping... He's the greediest most ungrateful motherfucker I've ever seen online hahaha. Way worse than any entitled titty streamer I can think of.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Listened to Phil's important pre stream and I might be late to this, but Phil's lies for begging are running extremely short if not all used up.

Looking back at his older begathons it was:

Taxes: Can't use that anymore cause IRS set him up with a payment plan.

Bills: Can't use that because we all heard and seen the final ruling on his bankruptcy. Credit card debt completely wiped and he's off the hook.

Twitch: Can't use that anymore cause we all know why he was let go and he's been gone for 5 months now ? That Twitch excuse fire has dwindled.

He's searching for another reason know to squeeze more out of his wheel chairs since Holidays are coming up and not only does YT advertisement money skyrocket his wheel chairs are getting Holiday money.

He won't find one though because anything he says now will be forfeit.

Also Phil here's a tip, if you tell someone your business especially multiple times a day even multiple times a year which you done. It is now our business because you made it public.

If it's your business, you know what you do ?

Keep it to yourself.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Man, my expectations were low, but that was something else completely. I have a major announcement to make, and it's that I'm banning anyone who says mean things about me in chat, and also I need more fucking money. He can't even pretend to not be a drama streamer at this point.

 

[DZoomer]

It's why most of us don't get worked up over Phil getting money anymore because it doesn't matter. The people giving Phil money almost certainly make far less than he makes and he pisses it away before the next stream. These people aren't ever going to learn and they'll just continue shoveling all their money into the fire. Whether it's because they genuinely believe they're helping Phil or they're "owning" us doesn't matter, because at the end of the day it's their money they're wasting, not ours. Phil got that $1,100 on that Lost Judgment stream a few days ago and he had the audacity to call people out tonight for not tipping after he'd already gotten $152.

The only people more pathetic than Phil are the idiots who still support this man, especially after the leaks showed what that money's going towards.

Which begs (heh) the question: what are the whales' motivation?

Are they doing it to help Phil? But it's known now that Phil doesn't need their financial help. He is a spendthrift. Someone who genuinely cares about him would actually withhold money from him and ask him to prove that he's budgeting.

Are they doing it to spite the trolls? But most trolls now, I believe, don't really care. Phil's money isn't being saved or invested. He gets it and spends it. Most trolls now know that there's no reason to care about Phil getting money. He'll be begging forevermore.

Maybe it's just a way for them to exercise some control onto something. Even if it's giving money to a scammer, they still feel powerful by doing it, perhaps?

But I'm always reminded of some kiwi's phrase when it comes to this subject, something like "It's like if you spilled a bucket of shit all over yourself. Will that annoy people? Yeah. But at the end of the day, you're the one covered in shit".

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Which begs (heh) the question: what are the whales' motivation?

Are they doing it to help Phil? But it's known now that Phil doesn't need their financial help. He is a spendthrift. Someone who genuinely cares about him would actually withhold money from him and ask him to prove that he's budgeting.

Are they doing it to spite the trolls? But most trolls now, I believe, don't really care. Phil's money isn't being saved or invested. He gets it and spends it. Most trolls now know that there's no reason to care about Phil getting money. He'll be begging forevermore.

Maybe it's just a way for them to exercise some control onto something. Even if it's giving money to a scammer, they still feel powerful by doing it, perhaps?

But I'm always reminded of some kiwi's phrase when it comes to this subject, something like "It's like if you spilled a bucket of shit all over yourself. Will that annoy people? Yeah. But at the end of the day, you're the one covered in shit".

Comes down to attention. Whether it’s attention from Phil, here on the farms, or his stream chats. Any of his big contributors come from obscurity and they have little outside whoever they throw their cash at. They chase that feeling of acknowledgment and will throw their limit at cows like Phil.

I don’t believe there’s many “true” fans of Phil and next to none who frequent his streams think he is truly a great entertainer and streamer. Phil’s a magnet (by his own choosing) of drama and stupid shit and he is easy to latch on to for attention. Donate to Phil? Pretty sure you’ll get a message. Now throw a decent chunk of change at him? Oh you’ll get your name written 2-3 times in posts saying you donated said amount. That’s just the way it is.

 

[JPG]

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[DontEatSilicaGel]

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Has anyone tried commenting with a new account. Pretty sure all mine are banned. I can't believe he's got them all on held for review. That means he has to read every comment and can't respond to it. Every comment you make he's still going to see, take a sip and have a cry with Khet.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

At this point I just wonder if all the easy games are OIC's plan to eradicate interest in Phil's streams completely. It's working like a charm. I doubt anyone wants to unironically watch "Boomer incompetently waddles his way through walking sim taking twice as long as average person" and support it for the low low price of 150 dahllers a stream. I know a part of why this thread has slowed down and there's no gameplay commentary lately is that we have a chat now, but for fuck's sakes, what a cunning ploy by Darksy.

"You wanna laugh at my gameplay? Well how 'bout this? How 'bout this? No more gameplay. Ever. Fuck ahf, trolls. Ackackack!"

Ride those whales out, Phil. Between the bank leaks, Anony's headshot, the begruptcy and just the incredibly fucking dull game choices, that trip to complete irrelevancy is happening much faster than we thought it would. Damn, he'll probably be collapsed into a one thread cow soon enough. It's just Derich, Jenna and his sheer amount of khantent (Mostly prestream, but still) that keeps him as a board.

Crying wolf yesterday with the big announcement and the intelligent discussion wasn't a very smart move. Every other big announcement has already been a tremendous nothingburger, but having big announcements that are actually just an attempt to drum up support for a totally not sponsored stream is one of the stupidest choices you could make. What happens after the first? People will catch on to your big announcements being bullshit and just stop coming. Way to burn your one trump card, Phil. I figure he'll try to transition into a Just Chatting streamer sooner rather than later... But with his clear intent to be "drama free", as in just a chill beggar who reminds you he's got gacha bills to pay every 20 minutes, I can't see him being very succesful. He doesn't have the sheer poise, grace and presence to be like Perry Caravello, best Italian streamer on Twitch.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

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EDIT: Also, big ups once again to the Youtube AI that determines which frame is going to be the default thumbnail for the video, the State of the Beg stream yesterday got this absolute gem of Islamic Khantent as the default thumbnail

It pisses me off that he didn't even bother to either select another frame, or download a meme png or any image to use instead. No effort whatsoever.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

the part that kills me is when he admits he only wanted it for the collection value.

Everything with Dave always boils down to money. It might take a while to get to, but it is always about money.

I can't be fucked to go find out what he actually said, but it was along the lines of;

"If pewdiepie stopped making videos, who would give a shit? When I stop streaming for a day people tell me how much they missed me"

How anybody can say this and not come to the realisation that they live in a bubble, really blows my mind.

Classic Dave. What I think is the truth, my point of view is the only correct one. Any one who thinks differently is either a child or a moron.

This is the sort of room temperature IQ take that really showcase just how much of a bubble he lives in.

If PP retired it would be headline news, When Dave eventually strokes out doing a Perry Caravello type stream the only ones who will really give a fuck is us.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He wasn't sponsored. Took a few minutes to find out. You're welcome.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He wasn't sponsored. Took a few minutes to find out. You're welcome.
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Thank you.

So him throwing his tism schedule out the window and playing this car crash of a game really is part of some 4D underwater chess scheme that sounded good in his gin soaked head.