Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

Contents of the diary?

  • Boring, nothingburger document of some average teenager.

    Votes: 381 48.2%
  • Spicy deets.

    Votes: 122 15.4%
  • I don't care.

    Votes: 287 36.3%

  • Total voters
    790
Of all the exceptional shit that Fai Fai feels qualified to lecture strangers on, "picking up on red flags" might be the most galling:
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I'm getting a whiff of "hot blonde Puerto Rican" about Faith's boyfriend. 19 year old, 6'4", perfect father material, can look past frumpy Faith's guntening and crazy family. He's either a saint or a cuck, maybe both. Also some of you aylawgs need to settle down, jeez:
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Even Ralph probably isn't retarded enough to fall for this mystery boyfriend shit.
 
It’s so exceptional that she keeps insisting that she isn’t sure who the father is. Look at that baby, it looks just like the gunt. Faith, I’m sorry to inform you but your child is 100% guntling
Wasn't Ralph's retarded brother living in the same house? Who knows what might have happened when she was "blackout drunk"?
 
Wasn't Ralph's exceptional brother living in the same house? Who knows what might have happened when she was "blackout drunk"?
I think Scuffed Ethan is in a care home.

I really wonder though, if Evan is really the retarded one. I'd love to hear his side of the story.
Even if he's a pants shitting, violent tard with poor hygiene and a sub Saharan IQ, at least he isn't the host of The Killstream. He's clearly superior already.
 
Of all the exceptional shit that Fai Fai feels qualified to lecture strangers on, "picking up on red flags" might be the most galling:
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Based voidwalker with the correct take. If Faith cared about Xander's well being, she'd stop being an attention whore on the internet. But she's incapable of living a simple life and would rather spend her time poking the gunt. Good job retard, you've trolled Ralph to the point where he might actually fight for paternal rights. You look at it as a win because you'll bankrupt him through child support but it will be at the cost of Xander's emotional development. So voidwalker is 100% right when he says the child is in danger as long as he's in Faith's custody. She should put him up for adoption and maybe a family that isn't total white trash will adopt him. That's Xander's only chance at a decent life at this point.

I actually hope Ralph wins and gets visitation rights. Maybe at that point the Vickers will learn to appreciate the value of modesty and convert to Islam.
 
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If any one of these people gave a shit about Xander, they’d take all of this completely offline. Wonder what he’ll think of his grandfather jovially showing up on KF to shoot the shit about his paternity, his mother responding with private information to any anonymous avatar who hey-babes her, and his sperm donor preferring online clout to fathering his son. Poor kid.
 
Based voidwalker with the correct take. If Faith cared about Xander's well being, she'd stop being an attention whore on the internet. But she's incapable of living a simple life and would rather spend her time poking the gunt. Good job exceptional individual, you've trolled Ralph to the point where he might actually fight for paternal rights. You look at it as a win because you'll bankrupt him through child support but it will be at the cost of Xander's emotional development. So voidwalker is 100% right when he says the child is in danger as long as he's in Faith's custody. She should put him up for adoption and maybe a family that isn't total white trash will adopt him. That's Xander's only chance at a decent life at this point.
Faith can't stay away. She's resorted to engaging Digi, Godwinson, PPP and their orbiters on Twitter to upset Ralph. She can't focus on her child except to use him as a tool for revenge. Who has this much time to be on social media with an infant and the "best boyfriend in the world"?
 
Has anyone ever tried to count up how many different "events" Faith has alleged happened?
There's probably a couple spergs here who have every single one archived and organized in chronological order. I generally don't care about the dumb tweets she made pre-ralph as socially inept teens say stupid shit for attention. But the fact she keeps doing shit for attention post Ralph is actually stupid on her part and isn't doing her any favors. Couple that with her past of constantly making shit up, it makes it hard to take her seriously or be sympathetic.
 
That obviously wasn't a serious accusation. (This isn't even a case of "I was just pretending to be retarded".) I put "blackout drunk" in quotes, because this whole thing is a fucking joke. The only thing to do is to make it as ridiculous as possible.

Ralph is obviously the father of little Xannie, and it will never not be funny that he isn't enough of a man to stand up and take responsibility for his biological child. It would be funny as shit if Exceptional Evan actually did end up taking responsibility for his brother's son though.
 
Faith flirting with her adoring aylawgs:
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I can imagine Ralph angrily finishing off a sentence with "Good DAY sir!" so it tickles me a little to see Fai Fai talking like that.
 
Faith flirting with her adoring aylawgs:
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I can imagine Ralph angrily finishing off a sentence with "Good DAY sir!" so it tickles me a little to see Fai Fai talking like that.
Who cares about my son or his future as long as I can bash Ralph on social media. He or his classmates would never come across anything online with the keywords Xander Vickers father.
 
Who cares about my son or his future as long as I can bash Ralph on social media. He or his classmates would never come across anything online with the keywords Xander Vickers father.
It’s a bit of a stretch to think ten or twelve year olds are going deep dive on a classmate’s parents a decade plus from now. Kids generally think all parents are embarrassing so the fact that Xander’s actually are, won’t matter. All Xander has to do is agree that his parents are embarrassing idiots and he’s golden.
 
It’s a bit of a stretch to think ten or twelve year olds are going deep dive on a classmate’s parents a decade plus from now. Kids generally think all parents are embarrassing so the fact that Xander’s actually are, won’t matter. All Xander has to do is agree that his parents are embarrassing idiots and he’s golden.
You really think an alog won't send Xander's conception video to everybody in his class? There's no living that down.
 
Wasn't Ralph's exceptional brother living in the same house? Who knows what might have happened when she was "blackout drunk"?
I can see Ralph leaving a trail of dehydrated fish skins and used tampons for Evan to follow as he crawls on his hands and gnarled up legs up from the basement.

"Come on Evan she's all sauced up, broken in and ready for you! Remember what I showed you with the thumb?"
You really think an alog won't send Xander's conception video to everybody in his class? There's no living that down.
For Xander's sake it'll be better if Ralph dies early enough that his real a-logs forget about him or one of them will for sure send it.
 
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