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Fuck, you just know that baby is probably going to get COVID (because Florida), which Jill will probably blame on Nurie somehow.
Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.
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Jill doesn't think Covid is a big deal. She bragged about the whole family catching it back in the early spring of 2020 - when they refused to quarantine, wear masks, or cease their RV grifting - and believes it to be the equivalent of a mild cold. Jill won't care a whit if her grandson gets covid. Now, if he dies from some disease Jill refused any of her children to be vaccinated against, then yes: she will blame Nurie forever.
As for how she's spending her morning: Jill misses the Pussy Grabber In Chief something fierce, because the president really has an effect on the running of her day to day life as a grifting spider.
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The COVID handwringing is silly. Babies are at very low risk of COVID. Florida is well past its COVID peak. If you have a baby, they're telling you to worry about RSV (it's a hell of an RSV season), not COVID. Nurie was at high risk of COVID while she was pregnant, but apparently that passed without incident. It's really not necessary, with a newborn with a normal immune system, to stay home all the time.
RSV and rotavirus have been extremely bad this year. Plus it's October, I don't know what the weather is like in Florida but in a majority of the southern US this is its rainy season.
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Bro, newborns don't have any immunity yet. Rotovirus, rhinovirus, hepatitis B, influenza, strep, measles, whooping cough.... the kid could catch any of these; it'snot just covid that's the issue. That's why you keep them at home as much as possible for the first couple months - they can start building their immunity by being around the other people in the house.
Obviously you can't leave your infant home alone if you need to run errands but it’s best to limit their exposure so they can build their fragile little system up.
Anecdote: a family friend's small baby caught hep B at a gym day care while she went work out. Kid got brain dead and died before she was 3. This shit happens.
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They are just inviting everyone huh? She even kissed the baby lol.
Having a newborn's temperature drop is bad as they can't thermo-regulate yet. This isn't even bringing up illnesses, baby can die if he gets too cold.
Ancedote: If the kid contracted hep B at a daycare then there should of been an investigation on HOW that occurred because hep B isn't airborne, typically it's spread through bodily fluids and dirty needles. I guess if someone who was hep b+ spat or sneezed in the kid's mouth that it would be possible.
EDIT: so according to the CDC, you can't contract Hep B through someone sneezing or coughing around you and is not likely to spread through shared eating utensils.
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Jill doesn't seem to realize that the Plath girls are NURIE'S friends, and not hers. They aren't having any problems getting their schedules to meet yours, Jill - they are avoiding you. Lydia drove to Florida to see her friend and her friend's new baby, and tolerating you was an unfortunate part of that.
Could have been Hep A bro; I was a littleass kid when this went down. My own mom freaked tf out when she went to drop us off at the day care one day and there was a sign in the door that said hep had been contracted there - and then learned it was her best friend's baby who caught it. All I knew was that the hep-thing turned their baby into a terrifying zombie doll and then she died.
But we're veering far from the point: babies don't have a robust defense against diseases, and diseases that adults can survive can maim or kill their tiny bodies in no time flat. For the first 6 weeks, it's important to be vigilant that everyone washes their hands before they hold your baby for good reason.
Edit: holy shit Jill's extensions are ratchet as fuck. Way to spend your $300 MLM bonus wisely, ya tacky trash.
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Her makeup makes her look like a fucking meth head. She looks like Wendy from Breaking Bad. Yikes.
I imagine they believe exposing a baby to everything is the best way for it to build up immunity. All of Jill's kids survived infancy, didn't they? Maybe they have robust genes, especially given how they get by on being so malnourished. Are they known anti-vaxxers for everything, or is it just covid?
I imagine they believe exposing a baby to everything is the best way for it to build up immunity. All of Jill's kids survived infancy, didn't they? Maybe they have robust genes, especially given how they get by on being so malnourished. Are they known anti-vaxxers for everything, or is it just covid?
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My late grandfather was not a fashionista, but he called eye makeup like that "pissholes in the snow."
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Sounds like gramps was a Really Cool Guy!
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Nearing the end of her vacation at Nurie's, Jill is posting up a storm.
Did you know that LYDIA PLATH, who was on teevee so everyone can see how abusive her parents are, is friends with Jill's daughters?
Buy Jill's nonsense! Buy some, Nurie, you're all chunky and gross! Look how youthful it keeps Jill!
Jill shares some lovely photos of her daughter's family, but it seems like Nathan might have told her to chill because she's calling them "The Nathan Keller Family" instead of the Kellers, or Nurie's family or whatever. Nurie looks happy, though I really wish someone would tell her to lay off the tweaser, silver eyeshadow, and metallic maroon lip.
And then she posted this shit about all-powerful God judging you, and there's nothing you can do about it, NATHAN.
Did you know that LYDIA PLATH, who was on teevee so everyone can see how abusive her parents are, is friends with Jill's daughters?
Buy Jill's nonsense! Buy some, Nurie, you're all chunky and gross! Look how youthful it keeps Jill!
Jill shares some lovely photos of her daughter's family, but it seems like Nathan might have told her to chill because she's calling them "The Nathan Keller Family" instead of the Kellers, or Nurie's family or whatever. Nurie looks happy, though I really wish someone would tell her to lay off the tweaser, silver eyeshadow, and metallic maroon lip.
And then she posted this shit about all-powerful God judging you, and there's nothing you can do about it, NATHAN.
Gotta love Nathan's grimace and Nurie looking like she's being held at gunpoint. Nemmy is looking adorable and probably gave more than one person baby fever during the trip (no Jill doesn't count, she barely counts as a person).
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Shed look so much better if she let her eyebrows be more natural shaped and stop wearing tacky makeup she looks like a 7th grader experimenting in makeup
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Looks like Nathan said no to a photo shoot with Mamu the Whale.
If only Jill could have married Nurie off to a Duggar.
If only Jill could have married Nurie off to a Duggar.
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Fat Dave finally went to go pick up his wife and three of his daughters. He let Jill take one photo of him and Nemmy before hustling the gals back into their tacky, Jill-ified cargo van.
Jill trying to milk one last harvest of likes before she goes back to her usual 10 or so post reactions.
But not before Jill elbowed her way into singing with LYDIA PLATH, who is on teevee! Jill is just one of the crew, a young lady just like them! They could be sisters, Jill and her kids and their friends, couldn't they? Haha Jill just loves being part of the gals!
Jill trying to milk one last harvest of likes before she goes back to her usual 10 or so post reactions.
But not before Jill elbowed her way into singing with LYDIA PLATH, who is on teevee! Jill is just one of the crew, a young lady just like them! They could be sisters, Jill and her kids and their friends, couldn't they? Haha Jill just loves being part of the gals!
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Any one think Jill was trying to be a trailer park quiver-full version of Gwen Shamblin? The hideous make-up, shilling weight loss scam products, skinny af kids,etc… lots of similarities.
That hymn isn't supposed to be that slow[tempo] and no one is on the correct pitch, especially during the chorus. Someone is sharp, at least one is flat and someone is making shit up because they're most likely tone deaf. I know God said that you only need to make a joyful sound but there's no reason to butcher a song like that.
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omg their baby is so freaking cute… if jill and taco dave give him the coof i will be so mad
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Yeah, Jill can't really sing, and neither can Renee. Nurie and Lydia can, and the jury's out on Kaylee. But together it's just a big old mess.
Jill is going to keep harassing Nurie to join every possible family grifting tour because while Jill doesn't know that she's always flat and has terrible rhythm, she does know that they sound better when Nurie is there. But with Nurie growing her own future child army and Nathan's firm stance against performing for social media, chances are Nurie stays home unless her family is performing within a reasonable driving distance.
The plan seems to be to swap Nurie for 14 year old Hannah in the "Jill and her sister-daughters" act. I haven't heard too much from Hannah besides harmonica playing so I'm not sure what this sounds like.
(the video is a bunch of random videos and still photos from May until September, i couldn't be arsed to figure out if the cover photo performance was included)