Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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The tacky, crude, lewd behavior Ryann constantly displays makes me think she's developmentally delayed to some degree. It might get a cheap laugh from some of the blowsy broads she hangs with - who are themselves loud and boisterous to make up for being lard barges. But I just can't fathom how Ryann thinks this behavior is admirably rebellious, instead of alarmingly retarded.

Here are more photos of louf, tacky Tess in a loud, tacky restaurant, with her loud, tacky, multiple seasons old 2nd hand bag.


And here is Tess wafting her vag and fupa fumes around the room. Not a joke or exaggeration.

 

[Constellationzero]

The tacky, crude, lewd behavior Ryann constantly displays makes me think she's developmentally delayed to some degree. It might get a cheap laugh from some of the blowsy broads she hangs with - who are themselves loud and boisterous to make up for being lard barges. But I just can't fathom how Ryann thinks this behavior is admirably rebellious, instead of alarmingly exceptional.

Here are more photos of louf, tacky Tess in a loud, tacky restaurant, with her loud, tacky, multiple seasons old 2nd hand bag.
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And here is Tess wafting her vag and fupa fumes around the room. Not a joke or exaggeration.
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You hit the nail on the head, except I thing ol' RYAN has some co-morbids including a mild intellectual disability rather than a developmental delay. She certainly has a low emotional intelligence/IQ, and that certainly could be a result of developmental delays.

The Balenciaga abortion is a purse sized version of RYAN: Butt ugly inside and out, several days late and several hundreds of dollars short, out of the loop, and a store second.

 

[NoReturn]

And here is Tess wafting her vag and fupa fumes around the room. Not a joke or exaggeration.
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What an absolute classless goon.
This is from the comments she didn't delete in time.

1. You idiots know she didn't take them.
2. Someone booked that restaurant because of Tess? What?

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Video content from her stories, in which Tess assumes people staring at her are doing so because they recognize her and now because she's a walking freakshow and feeds into negative stereotypes of Americans:

Spoiler: The rest

Spoiler: Part 2

 

[Gay Mouth]

“It’s the same look every time”

LOL, Tess thinks the double take of shock a 400 pound ginger heffalump with Botox is wearing no bra is a look of recognition. Man she must think she’s absolutely famous! She gets that look everywhere she goes!

 

[RainbowStarlight]

What an absolute classless goon.
This is from the comments she didn't delete in time.
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1. You idiots know she didn't take them.
2. Someone booked that restaurant because of Tess? What?

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Video content from her stories, in which Tess assumes people staring at her are doing so because they recognize her and now because she's a walking freakshow and feeds into negative stereotypes of Americans:
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Spoiler: The rest

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Spoiler: Part 2

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"Respectful of my time and space." LOL what? Bitch you are no Lady Gaga/Keanu Reeves/Reese Witherspoon/Scarlett Johansson ie a REAL celebrity, so just sit the fuck down.

Also, is this a joke?

 

[rocknrollmartian]

You see this freakish out-of-breath scowling bitchface coming at you on the Underground (sans ears and holding a fart sandwich instead of a water bottle), and you happen to do an automatic double-take at its wildly amorphous non-human shape and audacious delusion, but sure, say hi! You know you want to, cutie.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Also, is this a joke?

Considering background and ass shot, she must be weeping here.

 

[Cripple]

"Respectful of my time and space." LOL what? Bitch you are no Lady Gaga/Keanu Reeves/Reese Witherspoon/Scarlett Johansson ie a REAL celebrity, so just sit the fuck down.

Also, is this a joke?
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We usually think Halloween as a time where ghosts haunt us but I think every ghost in those baths, from ancient centurion to unfortunate recent heart attack victim, yeeted the fuck out of there.

 

[Barbarella]

In fact, we probably ought to check Barbs and Cheese to make sure they're not in some terrible twilight state of horrible-shoe-induced shock. Pliz to confirm life status, gorls. We promise you don't have to wear any of them, honest.

Thanks for checking up on me Clangs. I mostly had to laugh when I saw that pathetic, dirty collection of footwear proudly displayed, like Chantel with box mountain. It’s too ridiculous to be upset about. It’s just like her one, sad and outdated Balenciaga bag that she thinks brings admiration.

The only thing that upsets me in this sordid story are the very real consequences to her kids. I’ve just spent 4 days babysitting a one and two year old whose mom had an emergency, and seeing how much children even that young suffer and want mom really woke me up to what poor Bowie and Riley went and are going though. At least these kids have a dad who came home nightly to comfort them-without that it’d be horrifying. (Fortunately, Mom is now ok and back home).

Not to mention I wore better shoes to watch toddlers than this cow did to go to “London.”

 

[Oscar Winner]

Considering background and ass shot, she must be weeping here.

“Found a bath I can comfortably fit in. Literally wept, so grateful ”

Also, Tess does sometimes look like she's got a touch of exceptional, especially when she makes this face

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

When you get to the point where your fat makes you look retarded, it's time to stop.

 

[Gay Mouth]

She’s so fat she gave herself Down’s syndrome.

“Found a bath I can comfortably fit in. Literally wept, so grateful ”

Also, Tess does sometimes look like she's got a touch of exceptional, especially when she makes this face

she’s looking more like Laughing Sal by the day. Can’t wait to hear about her surprise Irish ancestry to explain the beet red booze face, whiskers and pub grin.

Spoiler: An actual icon

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

It has lots of mayonnaise, white bread, and it's a sandwich so it's 'hulthy' and from Pret so it's 'glam, y'all!'

My uncultured 'murican ass can't differentiate it from a sandwich you'd pick up at Kwik Trip (slightly nicer than most gas stations, but still a gas station).

 

[vlcsr]

“Found a bath I can comfortably fit in. Literally wept, so grateful ”

Also, Tess does sometimes look like she's got a touch of exceptional, especially when she makes this face
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Was she crying because she couldn’t fit through the 12th century archways meant for smaller than today’s average sized humans? I assume she got stuck in a stairwell somewhere.

She’ll probably say she cried because she’s so emotional about history but this woman probably thinks the 12th century was 1200-1299. She’s so horrendously uneducated I can’t imagine she gives a crap about some medieval castle. It probably has the same affect on her as a Renaissance Fair or a trip to Medieval Times.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Can't be, Olly lives in NYC with her girlfriend. And Olly is originally from Australia, so it's not like she has a London family home Tess can stay at.

Is Olly really Australian? She says "innit" a lot which I assumed was her trying to play up the fact that she's English which is pretty cringe but if it turns out she's not actually English that makes it like 50 times cringier.

“Found a bath I can comfortably fit in. Literally wept, so grateful ”

Also, Tess does sometimes look like she's got a touch of exceptional, especially when she makes this face
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The glaringly obvious fake freckles make me wonder what her "friends" think when they see her. Are they like "yaaassss queen slayyy live your best life!!!" or do they laugh about it behind her back?

 

[Gay Mouth]

Is Olly really Australian? She says "innit" a lot which I assumed was her trying to play up the fact that she's English which is pretty cringe but if it turns out she's not actually English that makes it like 50 times cringier.

Olly is Australian. She did an interview when she was 27 where she revealed she grew up in a small town with loads of brothers, so she decided to be the brother too. Her mom was supportive, which she found irritating, as she wanted to have a “uwu my family rejects me” story like all other queers. She also said “I’m a Loindowner innit??” Because she loves the kaweer London scene and totes found herself. Basically sounds like a ditzy girl with a pick me problem.

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[Water-T]

The glaringly obvious fake freckles make me wonder what her "friends" think when they see her. Are they like "yaaassss queen slayyy live your best life!!!" or do they laugh about it behind her back?

Tess: I DON’T HAVE ROSACEA! THESE ARE TOTALLY NON DRAWN-ON FRECKLES THAT ACCENTUATE MY DEWY COMPLEXION!

Brits: If you say so, Tess!

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

Olly is Australian. She did an interview when she was 27 where she revealed she grew up in a small town with loads of brothers, so she decided to be the brother too. Her mom was supportive, which she found irritating, as she wanted to have a “uwu my family rejects me” story like all other queers. She also said “I’m a Loindowner innit??” Because she loves the kaweer London scene and totes found herself. Basically sounds like a ditzy girl with a pick me problem.

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Making shit up to feel special? No wonder she's friends with Tess.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She’s so fat she gave herself Down’s syndrome.

she’s looking more like Laughing Sal by the day. Can’t wait to hear about her surprise Irish ancestry to explain the beet red booze face, whiskers and pub grin.

Spoiler: An actual icon

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She's been kind of special looking. When someone uses a real camera and doesn't KOWTOW to her fat girl angles it really shows.

 

[Water-T]

She's been kind of special looking. When someone uses a real camera and doesn't KOWTOW to her fat girl angles it really shows.

LOLOLOLOL. Tess has gotten so much fatter since then because she can’t pull that “fake waist illusion” trick anymore.