Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Shrekking Crew]

Dogs eat literal garbage, vomit, poop, and roadkill. I love dogs but they are gross little dudes. That dog probably thinks that Kevin's amhole is a dead possum he can roll in.

It was a joke. A common thing I'll hear some people say is they can't believe someone lets their dog kiss them on the mouth. I own dogs and I know exactly how disgusting they can be. I'd probably eat cat-shit too if I had the choice between that or allowing Kevin anywhere near my face.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Neck not knowing there is a country wide shortage on cars and rental cars is just glorious. He’s so unaware of the happenings of the world. Take it as a sign that your kids don’t want to see you faggot.

Worldwide shortage, actually. Projected production numbers for any car manufacturer these days pretty much says they're in deep shit. I'm most familiar with the largest German automotive companies - the Volkswagen Group, BMW, and Daimler AG. - and their current estimates project around 20% decrease in production compared to last year.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My favorite thing about the cons is all the horrible photos.
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What are the chances he’s washed that mask and shirt since the last furry con? I’d guess zero.

Furry 101 question: do fursuiters look down on people who attend in a store-bought kigurumi, or Kevin's tee-and-fabric mask ensemble? Is Kevin's shit the equivalent of wearing a band shirt to that band's concert?

(I'm thinking it'd be the equivalent of the autistic clannishness of year-round Rocky Horror "cast members" toward people who just turned up for the Halloween show.)

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

Furry 101 question: do fursuiters look down on people who attend in a store-bought kigurumi, or Kevin's tee-and-fabric mask ensemble? Is Kevin's shit the equivalent of wearing a band shirt to that band's concert?

(I'm thinking it'd be the equivalent of the autistic clannishness of year-round Rocky Horror "cast members" toward people who just turned up for the Halloween show.)

Surprisingly, no. Furries hate amazon/target etc, overseas bought stuff, knockoffs, and shit on people who make/modify things for personal use only. Kevin purchased this set at Denfur I believe, so he actually wins coonsume points with furries for that.

Best example I can think of is BDSM related (since those communities overlap): if you show up wearing a puppy mask from amazon, even if you customize it yourself, its a sin. if its a 500$ one from a large corporation that makes fetish wear, Mr. S, it's amazing, brave, and "helping the community".

 

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My favorite thing about the cons is all the horrible photos.
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What are the chances he’s washed that mask and shirt since the last furry con? I’d guess zero.

Sign: [uses innocuous word]

Kevin: Wow!! Don't they know this word can sometimes be used to describe pornography???

Literally a porn addicted middle schooler's sense of humor.

I didn’t even read any of this [A]
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or this [A]
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Yeah, so, Kevin? Guess what? Lobotomies and shock therapy were also thought to be medical necessities which was approved by medical professionals. Hell, I'd even say they were more feasibly justifiable than SRS. You're literally proving this guy's point by acting like that's somehow unique to SRS.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

My favorite thing about the cons is all the horrible photos.
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What are the chances he’s washed that mask and shirt since the last furry con? I’d guess zero.

I'm begging for someone to find a side profile of Kevin just so I can finally see how bad his receding hairline is. There's gotta be some video where he turns to the side and shows it off.

Edit: found a thumbnail from youtube wowwee look at the size of that forehead and how far back that hairline goes

 

[stupid frog]

oh... exhibition... i get it now.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I'm begging for someone to find a side profile of Kevin just so I can finally see how bad his receding hairline is. There's gotta be some video where he turns to the side and shows it off.

0:28 in this video. There's a screenshot below, too - I wouldn't make you watch 28 seconds of that shit.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

LOL that's not even a deluxe queen: https://www.grandsierraresort.com/hotel/the-a-tower/

The room is normally $79 a night this time of year. They jacked it up to over $200 for the convention, lol. There is nothing swanky about this place. It does look pretty clean, though, so I'd stay there (as long as there wasn't a furry con going on). I just wouldn't brag about it on social media.

I can’t believe no one has posted these great angles of Kevin.
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I’m going to go vomit now.

His crooked nose ring cracks me up. And the photo of the dog licking him with the "Oh, shit! What have I done?" expression is pure gold.

Neck not knowing there is a country wide shortage on cars and rental cars is just glorious. He’s so unaware of the happenings of the world. Take it as a sign that your kids don’t want to see you faggot.

I prefer to think that universe is trying to protect the kiddos by cutting down on the amount of time Neck has to spend with them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

A few years back, in my neck of the woods, star tattoos behind the ear and in the hairline started springing up on ladies who were old enough to know better:



Kevin likes low-maintenance femininity and has an increasing amount of real estate to fill; this might be an old enough trend for him to think it's a hot new idea.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In awe of the sheer acerage of bald on Kevin's enormous head, absolute unit.

36 acres of absolute nothingness incapable of sustaining life of any sort.

And then there's the Tranch.

 

[break these cuffs]

A few years back, in my neck of the woods, star tattoos behind the ear and in the hairline started springing up on ladies who were old enough to know better:

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Kevin likes low-maintenance femininity and has an increasing amount of real estate to fill; this might be an old enough trend for him to think it's a hot new idea.

I am willing to bet those lumpy misshapen stars match the face of the woman who got them.

 

[Hitman One]

I didn’t even read any of this [A]
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ECT is a perfectly legitimate treatment. In civilised countries it can only be performed on patients capable of consent, other than in a vanishingly small number of cases where consultant psychiatrists prescribe it on patients who are too mentally unwell to consent. Comparing it to a lobotomy is disingenuous at best. Lobotomies are irreversible, they didn't work and that's why we don't do them any more. People are not being held down and having ice picks shoved up their noses or strapped into a chair with 240v alternating current being run through their brains. ECT is a serious procedure and like every procedure it carries risks, however, if the therapeutic benefit outweighs them, it is a literal lifesaver for many severely clinically depressed people where medication has failed.

Kevryn is, of course, a coombrained retard who doesn't understand what "reconstructive" means. You can't reconstruct something that was never there. I can't go to a plastic surgeon and ask them to "reconstruct" some badass plates on my back because in my head I am a true and honest Stegosaurus. Similarly, Kevin has never had and never will have a vagina no matter how much he copes, seethes and fails to dilate.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can't go to a plastic surgeon and ask them to "reconstruct" some badass plates on my back because in my head I am a true and honest Stegosaurus.

Not with that attitude you can't.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Minor update [A]

Spoiler: pic

I volunteer to be the one to compile all of the tranch/kevin tweets about BLFC when it’s over

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

So what exactly do Penny and Kevin do together? They're mistress and slave but I feel like they do nothing together because Kevin said he hasn't been tied up at all. They don't have sex because Kevin has had his libido terminated by the hormones killing his testosterone.

Is this just a roundabout way of saying "There's a person that caters to me and tells me to do things but still does most of the heavy lifting while I sit on my ass"? I feel like he just has Penny as a psuedo parent.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

It's funny how small Penny looks next to absolute unit Kevin. Not much of a dom, really.

Penny always reminded me a little of one of those kinda short dudes (like 5’8-5’10) who’s self conscious about being short, so he’s always picking fights with bigger guys.

A few years back, in my neck of the woods, star tattoos behind the ear and in the hairline started springing up on ladies who were old enough to know better:

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Kevin likes low-maintenance femininity and has an increasing amount of real estate to fill; this might be an old enough trend for him to think it's a hot new idea.

At least the women can just wear their hair down to cover them up when they eventually realize how regrettable their little star tattoos are. Kevin would really have to commit.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

So what exactly do Penny and Kevin do together? They're mistress and slave but I feel like they do nothing together because Kevin said he hasn't been tied up at all. They don't have sex because Kevin has had his libido terminated by the hormones killing his testosterone.

Is this just a roundabout way of saying "There's a person that caters to me and tells me to do things but still does most of the heavy lifting while I sit on my ass"? I feel like he just has Penny as a psuedo parent.

Penny has described himself as a "mommy" to Kevin and Jen before.

So yes, their relationship is that Penny is a pseudo parent who fails at parenting as much as Kevin's own mother did.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I didn’t even read any of this [A]

MY VAGINA WAS NECESSARY EXPERTS AGREE

Man, imagine getting a totally necessary part of your body and failing to take care of it.

I'm begging for someone to find a side profile of Kevin just so I can finally see how bad his receding hairline is. There's gotta be some video where he turns to the side and shows it off.

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I think Kevin is the tallest of all thumbnailed troons. An absolute fucking unit, you might say.

Minor update

I'm glad they have pronoun badges for once because holy shit could I not tell that Kevin was a woman without it. He's tall as fuck, has a deep voice, dresses slobbily and in autisticer than usual fetish gear - he's very unfemale reading.

Is this just a roundabout way of saying "There's a person that caters to me and tells me to do things but still does most of the heavy lifting while I sit on my ass"? I feel like he just has Penny as a psuedo parent.

Yes. Penny doesn't have sex with his slaves, he just likes the process of turning them from man to woman as well as taking care of them like children he doesn't have to worry about when he leaves them alone for a whole day. Kevin is too goddamn lazy to take care of himself and loves being a little so it works out great aside from sexlessness, but even then Kebin is poly with his master's blessing so it works out.

 

[Panzerfrau]

Minor update [A]
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Spoiler: pic

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I volunteer to be the one to compile all of the tranch/kevin tweets about BLFC when it’s over

Is this adult man really throwing a fit on birdsite dot com over a picture on his badge and had someone else to ask for a replacement for him? Am I seeing this right?