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Guess you can afford to skip workouts for 6 months if you're a Real Life Tough Guy.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Your wife looks to be 180lbs. and you look to be close to 300lbs. Neither of you have exercise a day in your lives Rick. This will collect dust and rust in whatever room you put it in.
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I'm a career cook and this shit is bush league. If I was at an all inclusive I wouldn't mind 'cause it basically just exists as calories and nutrition to help keep me alive while I sacrifice my liver on whatever liquor is local but I sure as shit wouldn't be taking photos of it and sharing them. Love the drizzle and the parsley all over the plate one too, we get cooks fresh out of school that think that shit makes them masters. Those who can't do, teach. Especially in the culinary arts.
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Pat's hateboner for cops that give to the homeless continues, he discusses it with Cat Rambo, a SFWA member who shielded pedophiles from justice.
Pat knows EXACTLY what the democrats need to do next. "Refused to budget on the filibuster," yes, this man calls himself a writer.
Alabama has banned CRT in schools, Pat links the fake CRT story that he tweeted yesterday (check a few pages back in this thread if you want to read it).
Given the amount of daily misspellings on Pat's social media, he has no right to be mocking other people's schooling. Pat is also a college dropout and has been unemployed for over ten years.
Man who tweeted hundreds of rape threats and threatened to kill his ex-wife thinks other people need forceful mental health interventions.
Pat gushes about the Rick and Morty Star Trek cartoon.
Pat breaks the irony meter.
Pat knows EXACTLY what the democrats need to do next. "Refused to budget on the filibuster," yes, this man calls himself a writer.
Alabama has banned CRT in schools, Pat links the fake CRT story that he tweeted yesterday (check a few pages back in this thread if you want to read it).
Given the amount of daily misspellings on Pat's social media, he has no right to be mocking other people's schooling. Pat is also a college dropout and has been unemployed for over ten years.
Man who tweeted hundreds of rape threats and threatened to kill his ex-wife thinks other people need forceful mental health interventions.
Pat gushes about the Rick and Morty Star Trek cartoon.
Pat breaks the irony meter.
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He is a pathological liar as someone on Onaforums mentioned. He tells these petty lies that serve no purpose other than to make himself look like a hero or victim.
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Rack is $300. Shit quality. Rack alone can only support 300lbs max, and we all know he doesn't bench anywhere near that. Leg attachment only supports 100lbs max. Dude got a low quality bench and is fixing to end up un Snap City with it soon. Should take this pic and show it to /fit/.
edit: I just also noticed the fucking laughable floor base of a punching bag in the top right corner of the IKEA bench set photo. How much is anyone willing to bet he's never used that properly or knows how to hit a real bag? what a stupid faggot.
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Rick is straight up the most milquetoast, cookie-cutter, thoughtless consoomer going. Well, aside from MovieBlob. Everything about him reeks of mediocrity and it's evident he absolutely hates himself which is the only thing he'll ever be right about.
RCR
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It's so fucking funny to me culinary critic Patrick spends all his time eating fried food at a bar that burned down because they never changed their grease traps.
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Happenings like this makes me think we might be living in a simulation. The mysterious benefactor is likely Oprah.
Link to article
For those who have never been on the OnA forums, 'ribs' functions as the like button. The fact that 'Pat's Rib Place' exists in Milwaukee and the logo (based on an elderly black woman) looks so much like Pat is fucking hilarious:
Apparently some reviews are already popping up for this fine establishment:
Edit:
Joe Cumia makes an appearance in the reviews
Edit 2: Unrelated update for all the sci-fi fans that follow this thread. Pat saw Dune and gives his review.
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Let the shitposting begin.
James done did it
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Pat is exactly the kind of shiteater that would think Dune was perfect. Yes, it was much closer to the source material than the 80s movie. It was also really fucking boring, poorly cast too. Jessica isn't hot enough and has constant "AHHHH I'M ACTING!!!" scenes which are contrary to the character. Aesthetically uninspiring compared to the terrible 80s movie to boot. Kynes being a woman is also pretty retarded, i don't even really care about the race since I always imagined Dune as being some weird postracial feudal space society but gender and bloodline are pretty fucking important within the context of this story.
Dune isn't the kind of book that can be effectively adapted. Themes, internal monologues, exposition, it's all far too important to the story. A good movie has to stand on its own two legs and Dune fails that test just as hard as the 80s movie. I watched with two people who hadn't read the book and they only had a vague clue of what was going on. I've read all of the books and also Kevin J Anderson/Brian's abominations so I had a lot of "WOW I REMEMBER THAT PART" moments, but those alone cant prop up a mediocre movie.
Dune isn't the kind of book that can be effectively adapted. Themes, internal monologues, exposition, it's all far too important to the story. A good movie has to stand on its own two legs and Dune fails that test just as hard as the 80s movie. I watched with two people who hadn't read the book and they only had a vague clue of what was going on. I've read all of the books and also Kevin J Anderson/Brian's abominations so I had a lot of "WOW I REMEMBER THAT PART" moments, but those alone cant prop up a mediocre movie.
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In other words it's probably bad since it doesn't follow the source material at all given that we know Rick never read the book.
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I thought Hooligans burnt down because of Jewish lightning? There was a lot of insurance fraud going on in the restaurant industry in 2020 for obvious reasons.
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Or because they spilled an ice bucket over the charger Pat had obnoxiously requested they plug in behind the bar so he could continue typing up his shitty novels while drowning his sorrows.
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Imagine being a restaurant owner who loses money because your logo looks like a psychotic fatso who abandons his children.
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Pat has been "invited back for another season of TV." He might mean that aliens show on the Science Channel that he appeared on for less than 30 seconds, or he's not appearing anywhere at all because he's a prolific liar, only time will tell.
Pat is also working on another new project - looks like someone woke up drunk and manic today. He drops some potential hints in a subsequent tweet. I wonder if this plot will include snarky heroines and pedophilia as well?
Pat is employed, child. (He's not).
Pat leaps to the defense of known pedophile Paul Weimer, who was busted with pictures of naked children in his online photo albums.
Despite what the OnA forums thinks, Pat is legally a person, according to a Colombian Court.
Pat is also working on another new project - looks like someone woke up drunk and manic today. He drops some potential hints in a subsequent tweet. I wonder if this plot will include snarky heroines and pedophilia as well?
Pat is employed, child. (He's not).
Pat leaps to the defense of known pedophile Paul Weimer, who was busted with pictures of naked children in his online photo albums.
Despite what the OnA forums thinks, Pat is legally a person, according to a Colombian Court.
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His entire contribution in the other seasons is less than 1 minute. His new and improved day rate will work out at 1 days pay. Righteous bucks.
JustStopDude
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He asked for and got seconds at the Kraft table.
He doesn't realize it's all you can eat.
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Why would they? You're probably paid in hotdogs and you make the other people look good.
Also, claims to be an author and read books. Has no idea how ebooks work or know that m4a files have bookmarks.
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