Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[big ups liquid richard]

Seems like Daimyo stole all of Rudy's momentum.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Fuck… PPP bros, what the fuck is he doing?

Being what he has always been. A fat jobless loser with delusions of grandeur chastising other fat jobless losers with delusions of grandeur. Please tell me you didn't think a retard on the internet was doing what he was doing for more or less than people like Ralph, DSP and Wings? Surely you can't be that gullible. All of these retards do this shit for the clout and headpats from an audience. Eventually they will move on with the grift and expect to get paid.

 

[All becomes gunt]

For posterity.
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A message from the true Neet Ronin

 

[Crystal Golem]

PPP bout to show The Daimyo "The Art of Manly Love".

 

[Sailor]

Why can't we all be friends? Is there any need for this spregy bullshit. I just want to watch PPP, Gaoole, Godwinson, Surfer, and the new NEET samurai do a Golden Gunts.

Interesting that Daiymo is now best friends with PPP. What? He couldn't get Josh as his wife so he's making do with PPP?

 

[instythot]

Why can't we all be friends? Is there any need for this spregy bullshit. I just want to watch PPP, Gaoole, Godwinson, Surfer, and the new NEET samurai do a Golden Gunts.

Interesting that Daiymo is now best friends with PPP. What? He couldn't get Josh as his wife so he's making do with PPP?

The daiymo is determined. Josh shall be his wife one day

I really just want to see Gator, CRP and Ocean Harrison accept their Vee Award for Loyalty, Boomer of the Year, All Years and E-thot of the Year, All Years live

 

[Nig]

Get excited for PPP's next epic win when he accuses Daiymo of being a pedophile and snake after a month of working with him then compulsively name-drops Godwinson.

 

[The Gunts Ex-Partner]

 

[JCDenthog]

it all comes gunting down

 

[Absurdity]

I feel the samurai thing is going to get stale quickly. Too much effort to sound like a sperg and although the accent is intentionally bad, it grates. Ashton is wasting time, he needs to reach out to Surfer. The pegging thing, the groping, all of it puts the original exposure of the starfish in perspective: gay e-thot prostitution. There better be a way to completely dismiss these charges or it's strictly OnlyFags in Ashton's future. Sad, sad day PPP bros... he had a lot of momentum going (besides the obvious). What a ppplummet! Ash, I am disappoint.

 

[instythot]

I feel the samurai thing is going to get stale quickly. Too much effort to sound like a sperg and although the accent is intentionally bad, it grates. Ashton is wasting time, he needs to reach out to Surfer. The pegging thing, the groping, all of it puts the original exposure of the starfish in perspective: gay e-thot prostitution. There better be a way to completely dismiss these charges or it's strictly OnlyFags in Ashton's future. Sad, sad day PPP bros... he had a lot of momentum going (besides the obvious). What a ppplummet! Ash, I am disappoint.

ashton's way forward is the politician's way forward, "wtf? Surfer is schizophrenic" and then never mention it again

 

[Absurdity]

ashton's way forward is the politician's way forward, "wtf? Surfer is schizophrenic" and then never mention it again

He will quickly find it insufficient. Never in my wildest dreams would I have predicted such a tremendous collapse of e-cred. That aura he had of having his life wrapped up respectably, albeit down and out and poor, was just nuked from orbit. He could play the internet assassin as long as he kept his own house in order. He needs to get real with himself first, then make the big changes, then come back to the interwebs when he's all set. But that won't happen. The wake of this dying star could turn into a Canadian version of IP2.

 

[instythot]

He will quickly find it insufficient. Never in my wildest dreams would I have predicted such a tremendous collapse of e-cred. That aura he had of having his life wrapped up respectably, albeit down and out and poor, was just nuked from orbit. He could play the internet assassin as long as he kept his own house in order. He needs to get real with himself first, then make the big changes, then come back to the interwebs when he's all set. But that won't happen. The wake of this dying star could turn into a Canadian version of IP2.

He could also play into it, do some videos (streaming seems to be out of the question) with him roaming around outside of the camper getting angrier because he's hungry and doesn't know what can be eaten safely, or something. I never watched a single PPP video because I thought he had credibility or moral superiority, I watched them because he was big fat retard having a great time and that came through

 

[Absurdity]

He could also play into it, do some videos (streaming seems to be out of the question) with him roaming around outside of the camper getting angrier because he's hungry and doesn't know what can be eaten safely, or something. I never watched a single PPP video because I thought he had credibility or moral superiority, I watched them because he was big fat exceptional individual having a great time and that came through

Ok, fair enough. I draw the line at pegging... for any reason, including food stamps.

 

[instythot]

Ok, fair enough. I draw the line at pegging... for any reason, including food stamps.

I don't know what to believe about that, but RJ is obviously still very hurt about the totally hetero breakup and recalling the number of times he was critical or downright defiant on stream when he was worked up, I am not sure he would be physically able to keep something like that under wraps until after the friendship soured. On the other hand, you've seen Ashton and I could see him being convinced of a whole lot for a crumb of coochie

 

[The Gunts Ex-Partner]

 

[Absurdity]

Surfer's only value right now is as an informant. Perspicacity is correct about the bro-code. Man card irrevocably revoked. First the cop call, now this. I've seen spurned whorish ex-wives of rich men reveal less in search for more alimony and/or child support. Oh, the hu-manatee!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Surfer's only value right now is as an informant. Perspicacity is correct about the bro-code. Man card irrevocably revoked. First the cop call, now this. I've seen spurned whorish ex-wives of rich men reveal less in search for more alimony and/or child support. Oh, the hu-manatee!

I agree with that but then again bro code shouldn’t matter when your mate has been sponging off you for over a year when it was supposed to be just a temporary situation till PPP could lift his Gunt and get in his feet. Just Covid screwed them with a sales job since you can’t really go house to house knocking doors. But why wasn’t PPP willing to work retail like Surfer who worked at Home Depot during the pandemic.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I agree with that but then again bro code shouldn’t matter when your mate has been sponging off you for over a year when it was supposed to be just a temporary situation till PPP could lift his Gunt and get in his feet. Just Covid screwed them with a sales job since you can’t really go house to house knocking doors. But why wasn’t PPP willing to work retail like Surfer who worked at Home Depot during the pandemic.

He's fat and lazy.

 

[byuu]

PPP needs to go full M.A.D. and tell us all the Surfer schizo adventures.