Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

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ChooChooChooseMe said:
anyone smarter than me want to tell me if she sucks at math?
http://webwork.math.ttu.edu/wwtmp/s...y/s221dukarunam1452s202.ijanke.Homework_1.pdf
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Meh, it is first-year stuff, it ain't that bad but with this kind of thing it is hard to tell if she really did it all by herself or if she used some kind of help (which most STEM students do, nothing really wrong with it, and because the homework itself doesn't ask for much explaining and elaborating); if she is beyond her first year then she should be well past these things.

Plus, she isn't exactly on a math-centered career, at least not the proof-heavy and mind-fuck prone kind of maths. So, it's okay.
 
bzzrak said:
Kudos to the OP indeed. excellent post, way way more effort than this monster bitch deserves.
Insane shit, I wonder how do y'all have the time to keep up with all of it. I only have the mental strength for like one or two kiwi farms binges a year.


this comment hit me in the feels as someone who spent a good part of his teens in various weird places in the internet. back then the internet used to be the escape from reality, now it feels kinda like we're getting to the opposite.
Fuck, is this how getting old begins? :biggrin:
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nippleonbonerfart said:
It needs to be said that while ILJ is a terrible person, if her trolling resulted in her fucking Chris and getting pregnant, then getting an abortion, she would have been vindicated in my book.
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This child must be born of the unholy union of the Queen of Plague and the Prince of Lightning. Only then will the Merge happen and Christine Sonichu Weston Chandler be born for us to welcome the Apocalypse.
 
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Moralfag Supreme said:
Honestly, it just reminded me of this visceral moment during the Lookalike saga where the sock put up a justification for the Motherfucking Saga on Twitter:
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Oh fuck, I must've missed that. The horror never ends, does it? I bet Slaanesh is laughing his/her/its ass off right now.
 
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Moralfag Supreme said:
Honestly, it just reminded me of this visceral moment during the Lookalike saga where the sock put up a justification for the Motherfucking Saga on Twitter:
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In fairness a lot of people were saying this type of blasphemous autism as a joke all over over Chris "Jesus letter" threads thinking they were clever.
 
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im starting to wonder if she ever told her father the whole truth?
as far as we can tell, Athena paid for a lawyer. who was a shit lawyer not handled to a case like this. but how do you break this to your father?
"daddy, i trolled an autistic schizo into raping his mom in an attempt to become the greatest troll ever."
would he try to save her?
no doubt daddy janke could afford a team of goodmans, weinsteins and thunburgs.
maybe her strategy was to go off the grid until she's forgotten, yet she had a request for her thread to be removed, reigniting her thread.
do you guys think either of her parents know the whole truth?
 
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I feel almost certain they've looked through this forum and been horrified and assumed the best about their daughter (which good parents should do). I'm sure they know how cray and manipulative Isabella Janke is, notice how she immediately went off the fucking rails after leaving home for the first time. They were keeping their crazy bitch daughter in check up till now lol.
 
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Mendicant said:
I feel almost certain they've looked through this forum and been horrified and assumed the best about their daughter (which good parents should do). I'm sure they know how cray and manipulative Isabella Janke is, notice how she immediately went off the fucking rails after leaving home for the first time. They were keeping their crazy bitch daughter in check up till now lol.
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if Mikey looked through this thread, i'd be worried.
 
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nippleonbonerfart said:
It needs to be said that while ILJ is a terrible person, if her trolling resulted in her fucking Chris and getting pregnant, then getting an abortion, she would have been vindicated in my book.
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She never had any intention of fuckng Chris. Her plan was to get him to have sex with the autistic girl at the MLP convention and tape it on hidden cameras, then use that tape to frame the girl.
 
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Michael Janke said:
im starting to wonder if she ever told her father the whole truth?
as far as we can tell, Athena paid for a lawyer. who was a shit lawyer not handled to a case like this. but how do you break this to your father?
"daddy, i trolled an autistic schizo into raping his mom in an attempt to become the greatest troll ever."
would he try to save her?
no doubt daddy janke could afford a team of goodmans, weinsteins and thunburgs.
maybe her strategy was to go off the grid until she's forgotten, yet she had a request for her thread to be removed, reigniting her thread.
do you guys think either of her parents know the whole truth?
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I doubt she would have told her parents the objective facts because it makes her look both stupid and evil, but there's no way they aren't aware, Glowmoms Instgram, for example, used to just be boring happy go lucky shit and pictures of Wilbur the pig, post Merge it's swamped by weens asking her about mushrooms and dead hamsters.
All 3 of her parental units (Mike and Mary Beth for sure) are tech savvy enough to have done their own searching when this happened, and Bella's I Anonymous leet super haxor OpSec was so effective that search results for her or this incident are full of Miss Mycelliums degenerate janked up antics, there's no way they don't know.
Mary Beth in particular seems to be well aware of what Bella is, considering her psychology background.
 
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Mendicant said:
I feel almost certain they've looked through this forum and been horrified and assumed the best about their daughter (which good parents should do). I'm sure they know how cray and manipulative Isabella Janke is, notice how she immediately went off the fucking rails after leaving home for the first time. They were keeping their crazy bitch daughter in check up till now lol.
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Wilbur is the only member of that family to possess a brain.
 
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Mendicant said:
having a pet pig is another reason why mary beth is hella based
I honestly hope Bella never fucked with wilbur
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Pigs, even the small ones people keep as house pets, aren't something you want to fuck about with.
They have a temper, and are protective over their families too, and an angry pig is nothing to laugh at, they can be both aggressive and dangerous.
If Bella tried to treat Wilbur like those poor hamsters she'd end up in hospital, pigs tend to go for the groin or femoral artery when they gore people, they look derpy but an angry hog will fuck you up.
 
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