DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kosher Dill]

Right now, he's busy waddling around at the mall or going out to yet another restaurant.

On October 21, a debit card transaction for $179.35 from TOTAL WINE!

 

[Iron Father]

Wait, what? Phil has a broken/missing tooth?

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Is that why he eats and drinks so weirdly, he just has a straight-up untreated broken-off tooth?

I think he just has buck teeth.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think he just has buck teeth.

But you can see the corresponding tooth on the other side of his front teeth, and everything's normal there.
I suppose it's possible that he just has one wacky tooth that's pointed directly at the camera from that angle but otherwise healthy.

 

[Bigpapapump]

I know these are joke comments, but I feel very depressed looking at Phil's lifestyle. No wonder he is miserable. He will never be happy living like this. He needs to change.

That's why we joke and laugh, i think. Se, some of us detractors have been telling him this for fucking YEARS. Shit, many supporters have done so as well, see snowkarl for details. And the problem is that he's just too impressed with what he's done, and the life he's making, to change it. Hell, he even knows the writings on the wall! But "fuck you, pay me!" is what he's placing his future prospects on. Fuck Dave. Fuck him for being the greedy, lazy, narcissist that he is, and his fans for enabling it.
Also, Suprcrzy, since you follow this: no one was telling you how to feel about Dave. All i ever said, or saw, were folks stating you come across as very angry, or too angry, and that you shouldn't let this pigroach, Khet fucking, pro-gamer-larping faggot, get you that riled. For me, it doesn't affect my appreciation of what you're doing. But for you, that level of anger can't be healthy. Maybe it's just how you talk, but if it ain't if it is anger, then my nigga.. we got much, much better targets for actual rage than old Phil... An f-list e-celeb racing to middle age balancing bills he can't pay honestly, and a hamplanet wife he can't lift physically. Peace bro, either way. Turtle lives matter!

 

[Iron Father]

But you can see the corresponding tooth on the other side of his front teeth, and everything's normal there.
I suppose it's possible that he just has one wacky tooth that's pointed directly at the camera from that angle but otherwise healthy.

I think it's just the angle. I'm pretty sure both teeth either side of his two front teeth are set higher up in his gums. Hard to truly know because a good shot of his teeth is rare to come by, but if memory serves, I've seen them before.

 

[Bigpapapump]

Combination of having a chat option now/it being Phil's day off. Sometimes, we get an early tweet to work off of, but usually the day off entertainment comes later when Phil gets tweeting. Right now, he's busy waddling around at the mall or going out to yet another restaurant.

You don't think he's trying for a game of "rub & tug" with the ever beautiful, eternally graceful Khet?

 

[Iron Father]

I know this is old by now but I was revisiting DSP's most recent Pewdiepie rant (such golddust!) and decided to visit Pigpiggo to see how many hits Pewdiepie gets.

"When was the last time I even talked about Pewdiepie?!"
"I live rent free inside his head"



You do, faggot. A major part of your 13 year begacy is chimping out over Pewdiepie like a jealous ex-lover.

To make matters even worse/more ironic, he's now playing a fucking game with Pewdiepie in it and he's talking about him on stream yet again. Quick, somebody add "rent free" to the list of phrases this spastic misuses.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It's been almost two hours since the last time there was a post I don't know what's going on here.

...No one's talking to me in the thread. Hello! I'm here, you know, I'd like to talk about Darksydephil...there's like 30 people here, you can say hi! There's nothing stopping you!
Is it bugged? Let me refresh to see if it's bugged...

 

[Two Yum Yums]

But you can see the corresponding tooth on the other side of his front teeth, and everything's normal there.
I suppose it's possible that he just has one wacky tooth that's pointed directly at the camera from that angle but otherwise healthy.

He just has awful teeth. You can see in the picture that the one that looks missing in that screenshot is just really tiny and high up compared to his front teeth (his webcam is mirrored which is why it's a different side). He almost never shows his teeth (closed mouth smile or soy boy mouth gape in photos) because they're vile.

 

[Sup3r]

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He just has awful teeth. You can see in the picture that the one that looks missing in that screenshot is just really tiny and high up compared to his front teeth (his webcam is mirrored which is why it's a different side). He almost never shows his teeth (closed mouth smile or soy boy mouth gape in photos) because they're vile.

How does he manage to always have the worst camera angles. He's the least photogenic person I know of.

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil’s teeth are reported to be in terrible condition. A man once described them as being similar in appearance to rotten corn niblets and the same color as a household cabinet.

 

[Paladin Derich]

I know this is old by now but I was revisiting DSP's most recent Pewdiepie rant (such golddust!) and decided to visit Pigpiggo to see how many hits Pewdiepie gets.

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"When was the last time I even talked about Pewdiepie?!"
"I live rent free inside his head"

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You do, faggot. A major part of your 13 year begacy is chimping out over Pewdiepie like a jealous ex-lover.

To make matters even worse/more ironic, he's now playing a fucking game with Pewdiepie in it and he's talking about him on stream yet again. Quick, somebody add "rent free" to the list of phrases this spastic misuses.

phil is upset that felix can cruise into early retirment and enjoy life while phil is a literal slave to his shit-tier streams

 

[Thomas Highway]

You don't think he's trying for a game of "rub & tug" with the ever beautiful, eternally graceful Khet?

You might need to take a break from this whole proud detractor thing.

 

[actually]

How does he manage to always have the worst camera angles. He's the least photogenic person I know of.

I think he's just ugly, my dude.

 

[Sup3r]

The self awareness is at peak non-exsistent. Confessing to having been a scammer himself.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Please tell me this game uses pigroach as an example of what not to do as a streamer.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How does he manage to always have the worst camera angles. He's the least photogenic person I know of.

Phil avoids his worst camera angles, specifically side profiles which really show how retruded the bottom third of his skull is. The mean kids weren't lying when they called him Phil With The Oddly-Shaped Head.

 

[TurdFondler]

Those stats

10 dentheads interacted with his twitter. No one commented, shared or quoted even though the tweet is asking for opinions. People's fucking brunch pics get more likes. If I lived online with gaming as my income and could only wrangle up 10 likes I'd neck myself.

 

[SPhobos]

lollin at Phil deciding to add that pile of shit into the rotation over Dread, a game that renewed the whole "should all games have an easy mode" debate because game jurnos are just as bad as DSP when it comes to playing difficult games. A few years ago DSP would have been all over Metroid Dread since he had at least some self awareness that him getting angry at hard games brought in views, but mahdern day Phil is such a thin skinned faggot that he'll avoid Metroid by any means necessary.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

lollin at Phil deciding to add that pile of shit into the rotation over Dread, a game that renewed the whole "should all games have an easy mode" debate because game jurnos are just as bad as DSP when it comes to playing difficult games. A few years ago DSP would have been all over Metroid Dread since he had at least some self awareness that him getting angry at hard games brought in views, but mahdern day Phil is such a thin skinned faggot that he'll avoid Metroid by any means necessary.

Even I got my ass beaten at least a few times on the majority of the boss fights, but I managed to get through them and eventually beat the game. I plan on playing it on hard mode.