Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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PPP needs to go full M.A.D. and tell us all the Surfer schizo adventures.
The problem is the secret schizo stories would only impress no matter how gay it is, but being a moralfag buttplug NEET like Ashton will only expose more of his double standards and wretchedness. I think Surfer wouldn't be brazen enough to leak what he has unless PPP had nothing to counter it with.
 
I agree with that but then again bro code shouldn’t matter when your mate has been sponging off you for over a year when it was supposed to be just a temporary situation till PPP could lift his Gunt and get in his feet. Just Covid screwed them with a sales job since you can’t really go house to house knocking doors. But why wasn’t PPP willing to work retail like Surfer who worked at Home Depot during the pandemic.
What heresy is this? Bro Code always counts!

"#289. If thou art bros, thou shalt settle thine shit one between the other. If thou shall ever cease being bros, thou shalt not become the town crier of sordid details. Thou shalt only make thee more womanly that thou didst suffer pains as a woman in travail yet did not strive valiantly whilst cruelly oppressed. Thou shalt lose thine man scroll for all eternity."

If I were to hazard a guess or two why Ashton didn't have a normal job I'd say first that at nearly 400 lbs any regular activity would be extremely exhausting for him and would most likely require a lot more breaks than your average person. If the job required a uniform, this is also a big problem for someone as tall and as wide as PPP. All told, Ashton was well on his way to being a shut-in, albeit a highly entertaining one. When taken together with the knowledge that he had managed to carve out a niche for himself in the relatively small world of internet bloodsports, he was aiming for a full grift-streamer lifestyle complete with merch.

But, who wouldn't? He had talent, why not put it to good use? The problem is he was not self-aware enough to see the high potential for bad optics once he got his right hand man upset enough. The will to dominate betrayed him in the end.
 
What heresy is this? Bro Code always counts!

"#289. If thou art bros, thou shalt settle thine shit one between the other. If thou shall ever cease being bros, thou shalt not become the town crier of sordid details. Thou shalt only make thee more womanly that thou didst suffer pains as a woman in travail yet did not strive valiantly whilst cruelly oppressed. Thou shalt lose thine man scroll for all eternity."

If I were to hazard a guess or two why Ashton didn't have a normal job I'd say first that at nearly 400 lbs any regular activity would be extremely exhausting for him and would most likely require a lot more breaks than your average person. If the job required a uniform, this is also a big problem for someone as tall and as wide as PPP. All told, Ashton was well on his way to being a shut-in, albeit a highly entertaining one. When taken together with the knowledge that he had managed to carve out a niche for himself in the relatively small world of internet bloodsports, he was aiming for a full grift-streamer lifestyle complete with merch.

But, who wouldn't? He had talent, why not put it to good use? The problem is he was not self-aware enough to see the high potential for bad optics once he got his right hand man upset enough. The will to dominate betrayed him in the end.
PPP wasn't a "bro" to begin with so bro code can't be violated against him. It's like the Geneva Convention.
 
I agree with that but then again bro code shouldn’t matter when your mate has been sponging off you for over a year when it was supposed to be just a temporary situation till PPP could lift his Gunt and get in his feet. Just Covid screwed them with a sales job since you can’t really go house to house knocking doors. But why wasn’t PPP willing to work retail like Surfer who worked at Home Depot during the pandemic.
To me that was a real life issue Surfer had to work out with a supposed real life friend and is now just one cope among many he is using to try to justify his gay n niggerish continual betrayal of that real life relationship to random internet gossip communities, made up of strangers he'll never know in real life, and who will only betray him one day. As much as Surfer likes to pose as a white nationalist, not even the trashiest, most criminal wignat group would accept someone that acts like that.
 
The problem is the secret schizo stories would only impress no matter how gay it is, but being a moralfag buttplug NEET like Ashton will only expose more of his double standards and wretchedness. I think Surfer wouldn't be brazen enough to leak what he has unless PPP had nothing to counter it with.
While I am sure that PPP is a nightmare to live with, Surfer has been all but screaming I Am An Unreliable Narrator. Mixing in blatant jokes with unverifiable claims of fact, his recent "it's not my fault people can't tell what's a joke and what's not" to walk back other accusations and statements of questionable sanity he's made, and "I used to lie all the time but I now have repented of my lies" for the first time in the middle of the hundredth door knocking story, out of nowhere.

All the stuff that made people sit up and listen had very believable stuff like "he doesn't rinse his toothbrush", " PPP was bullied as a child" and "the other kids grabbed PPP's moobs when he was young" sprinkled around it which adds an air of believability. Given what we've seen of RJ's impulse control on stream when he takes issue with the content (snakejuice incident), or when a thought that anyone else in the world would keep to themselves (esoteric morning masturbation) pops into his head, it really stretches the limits of belief to think that he would or even could keep something like "catching his roommate pegging himself at the direction of an e-girl twice his age" quiet until he'd been mad at PPP for a few weeks straight (heh). I suspect the funnier revelations are going to be softened in RJ's next stream with another "it's not my fault people can't understand jokes"

RJ, a grown man, is complaining into the void that his roommates family never liked him. Might as well just announce "I am really torn up about what happened and don't know what to do now"

He wants PPP to grovel and make a public apology, which is quite fair with the loafing and eating, but anything he says is likely gonna be exaggerated as a means to that end. I don't doubt that there was a dispute with the church over Ashton's preaching. Did it happen the way RJ claims and for those reasons? I have a lot less confidence in that.
i feel like if there were any, he would have told us them by now.
Aside from "we're gay everybody" , I get the impression that PPP has been trying to take the high road as well as a fatass obsessed with pro wrestling knows how to. Which isn't a great walking of the high road, obviously
 
Surfer's only value right now is as an informant. Perspicacity is correct about the bro-code. Man card irrevocably revoked. First the cop call, now this. I've seen spurned whorish ex-wives of rich men reveal less in search for more alimony and/or child support. Oh, the hu-manatee!
I agree that Surfer's ONLY value is that of an informant (fuck those spergy bible studies), but fuck PPP with this bro code shit. IMO he broke the bro code a long time ago as a bro wouldn't disrespect you in your own home and threaten you with violence when he doesn't get his spergy way. Also a bro would wipe the seat after a day of sweat mixed with his putrid unwiped shit stain ass sits on it. Meanwhile contributes nothing to the household. I feel you have to be a man in order to take a man card away and PPP isn't a man. He is an autistic layabout that can't get a job or take care of the basic needs of a household.
I agree with that but then again bro code shouldn’t matter when your mate has been sponging off you for over a year when it was supposed to be just a temporary situation till PPP could lift his Gunt and get in his feet. Just Covid screwed them with a sales job since you can’t really go house to house knocking doors. But why wasn’t PPP willing to work retail like Surfer who worked at Home Depot during the pandemic.
Quoting this shit for truth. PPP can't cry about unfair treatment when he sponged off his best mate for a couple years now. Physically attack Surfer in his own home and still let him come back because he felt bad for PPP. Then STILL took care of the man baby. There are many ways to earn money. Sometimes you have to do a job you don't like to make it. Until something better comes along. PPP doesn't want to work, because he sees a sea of simps that will pay him (Much like Ethan Ralph). He just has to figure out how to trick you into giving him money so he can save face and not look like a hypocrite in the process and minimize the loss of an audience from the perceived betrayal.
 
I agree that Surfer's ONLY value is that of an informant (fuck those spergy bible studies), but fuck PPP with this bro code shit. IMO he broke the bro code a long time ago as a bro wouldn't disrespect you in your own home and threaten you with violence when he doesn't get his spergy way. Also a bro would wipe the seat after a day of sweat mixed with his putrid unwiped shit stain ass sits on it. Meanwhile contributes nothing to the household. I feel you have to be a man in order to take a man card away and PPP isn't a man. He is an autistic layabout that can't get a job or take care of the basic needs of a household.

Quoting this shit for truth. PPP can't cry about unfair treatment when he sponged off his best mate for a couple years now. Physically attack Surfer in his own home and still let him come back because he felt bad for PPP. Then STILL took care of the man baby. There are many ways to earn money. Sometimes you have to do a job you don't like to make it. Until something better comes along. PPP doesn't want to work, because he sees a sea of simps that will pay him (Much like Ethan Ralph). He just has to figure out how to trick you into giving him money so he can save face and not look like a hypocrite in the process and minimize the loss of an audience from the perceived betrayal.
THIS HOUSE AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US... BUDDY
-Surfer, A Fistful of Gunts
 
It's Friday, and it's Pizza Day. Do you want to know what doesn't belong on pizza and why this thing is called pineapples? Don't answer that, it's an aporia.
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Due to electric shortages, I had to use a Stolen Generator to power my pizza oven. What goes well with pizza?
According to the Autism Thunderdome Chatterbox, it's 🍵✂️, the favourite e-girl of PPP, aside from Snacks of course.
I can envision the nightmares of PPP, it won't be surfer or starfish, it'll be an army of TeaClips, where our favourite pastor doesn't have access to a harpoon, and one slice of pineapple pizza.
 
I agree with that but then again bro code shouldn’t matter when your mate has been sponging off you for over a year when it was supposed to be just a temporary situation till PPP could lift his Gunt and get in his feet. Just Covid screwed them with a sales job since you can’t really go house to house knocking doors. But why wasn’t PPP willing to work retail like Surfer who worked at Home Depot during the pandemic.
How is it sponging off him when PPP was paying his share? PPP's done soem terrible shit, but you folks seem unable to resist making up shit.
 
How is it sponging off him when PPP was paying his share? PPP's done soem terrible shit, but you folks seem unable to resist making up shit.
HE HAS BEING PEGGED FOLKS HE HAS BEING PPPEGGED BY THE DISCORD TROONS. THE PPPEG TAPE ONE DAY WILL BE UPON US. THE ERP LOGS AND THE TRANNY CYBERSEX WILL ALL BE REVEALED. THE END IS NEIGH
 
HE HAS BEING PEGGED FOLKS HE HAS BEING PPPEGGED BY THE DISCORD TROONS. THE PPPEG TAPE ONE DAY WILL BE UPON US. THE ERP LOGS AND THE TRANNY CYBERSEX WILL ALL BE REVEALED. THE END IS NEIGH
That's hard for me to believe in a way, but then again everything about PPP has seemed to be a bit of an illusion. If that tape drops, dude is finished, just done for.
 
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The battle between samurai and ogre continues.

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In his latest video the Daiymo says that he has a non-aggression pppact with PPP, will it last until their enemies are defeated? Or will they destroy each other?
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He's fine because he bought a Famicom.
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