Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[brooky]

It's all class, baby!

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With that displayed on her mantle, people will finally know that Amber is a lesbian.

 

[Chocola]

that perfume is so cheap and pretentious, she should definitely get it, it will really complement her walmart decor

 

[Sarah Connor]

It's all class, baby!

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Spoiler: perfume sperging

With that logic, why didn't she just buy Kim Kardashians "Body" fragrence?

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Billie Ross]

I just watched a resume of the live and the only thing worthy of mention is that she claimed to have around 150 members only, is less than 0.1% of her subscribers (LOL), her superchats dried a lot as well.
Yeah... she's apparently in a down the hill moment, situation type of deal, money wise.

 

[SodiumGhost]

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It's like two Christmas hams hanging off her arms. Jfc

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

The only Fiji this snoozefest is going near us overpriced bottles of water.

What is the pH on Fiji water?

Its always the most miserable deluded people who claim to be happy.
Like being a nice person. If you have to exclaim that you are nice you probably are not actually nice.

Something I've learned, if someone has to say how honest they are, they probably aren't. If someone says how rich they are, they probably aren't. If someone has to say how nice, sweet, friendly, etc, they probably aren't.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

So Kenny and Natalie are the bathrooms, and Fiji's the kitchen. Got it. Quite the trek to Fiji for Amber's her first mill of the day.

I just watched a resume of the live and the only thing worthy of mention is that she claimed to have around 150 members only, is less than 0.1% of her subscribers (LOL), her superchats dried a lot as well.
Yeah... she's apparently in a down the hill moment, situation type of deal, money wise.

This flurry of uploads is her attempt to bring that paycheck back up to a more palatable amount, I'm sure.
She might be under new management, but daily uploads won't negate the fact that the content is boring as fuck.
Tomorrow's live will be a set to public superchat grabbing snoozefest.

 

[8008135]

It's like two Christmas hams hanging off her arms. Jfc

Her arms are almost as horrifying as her layyygs.

Almost.

 

[King Fructose]

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I didn’t watch this livestream but I’m guessing whatever she’s sitting on squeaked the screams of demons when she leaned back.

 

[FarmEnjoyer]

She might be under new management, but daily uploads won't negate the fact that the content is boring as fuck.

It might accelerate the decline tbh

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

What is the pH on Fiji water?

pHat

 

[Tiny Clanger]

We should all think about the fact that, even with the sub forum collapsed, this thread gains about two pages after each new video.

It used to gain about 22, so...

And I will forever remember fondly "I'm not even going to try to moderate this board, if you get doxed you're banjaxed" Days of Terror before Ems stepped in.

Fuck. You know you've been here entirely too long when you're almost missing Dynastia* raids to tell us we're all fat spastic cunts then doxing us. Almost....

We'll always be the gunge in the bottom of the Kiwi Farms pond. Semper fi, gorls.



*Altho he could always still do so for ol' times sake and I'll never lose that slightly-loose-about-the-bowels feeling of dread.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

If Amber is relying on someone else in order to achieve some sort of control over her life and success on her weight loss journey then she is heading for a massive crash and burn. It is no different than someone on a flight across the Pacific - it is all exciting looking forward to getting to your holiday destination until the captain bails and then you are totally fucked.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I always thought she would have about 300 - 500 members but 150 really is shocking

$8.99 x 150 = $1435 - 30% youtube take = $933
views 1.19 million as of today = 2200 applying a $2 CPM
total $3100
- self-employment tax of 15% = $455
-rent and amenities $1500

remaining = $1145

I always say minus tax because Amber has stated she always minuses tax first before her spending money and bills. Which is actually good practice for her.

If she is getting hello fresh she is spending $94 a week with 5 meals a week total = $376

She is eating more but the total is $769

She is certainly saving none of this as she has other purchases and costs to pay. No wonder she is doing nothing because she can do nothing.

She spent at least this on that laygos btw.

Get your shit together Amber because at this point you'll be declaring bankruptcy.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I always thought she would have about 300 - 500 members but 150 really is shocking

$8.99 x 150 = $1435 - 30% youtube take = $933
views 1.19 million as of today = 2200 applying a $2 CPM
total $3100
- self-employment tax of 15% = $455
-rent and amenities $1500

remaining = $1145

We do not know if she still has medical bills. The ACA enrollment period is coming in November, so if she enrolls, she will need about $300 a month for it. My money is that she will skip it again this year.

No wonder she asked Becky to get a job, clearly this problem has been going on for quite sometime.
Amber would not have started to post more if money was not a problem.

I suspect that Wifey has to pay for some of rent now especially since she is now relegated to the other bedroom. It also makes it difficult for her to kick Wifey out. Amber cannot live by herself in this flat without a roommate.

I always say minus tax because Amber has stated she always minuses tax first before her spending money and bills. Which is actually good practice for her.

I am not sure if she has the foresight of doing this, but she said that her saving was used to pay for her taxes. So, perhaps.

If she is getting hello fresh she is spending $94 a week with 5 meals a week total = $376

She is eating more but the total is $769

She is eating far more than this but since she cannot afford takeaways at every meals, it might explain her weightloss.

She is certainly saving none of this as she has other purchases and costs to pay. No wonder she is doing nothing because she can do nothing.

I agree but the other factor is that she did not have a car and Becky is not coming to pick her up to do errands. Wifey likely does not have a car either but is mobile and can walk, take Uber or public transportation. So, Amber is housebound most of the time.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh, she certainly is not paying ACA come November. That we know as sure as the tide comes in. She learnt nothing with cancer saga because as we have discussed, most of us are on the same page where it annihilated her savings, that year as well she had a massive tax year. If she was making what we think about 10k a month her tax would have been 15k that year too because it would have accounted for the prior year.

I figure moving and the medical bills on top of tax would have totalled around 30k. We all seem to agree on Amber having 25k saved and I am quite sure this is why she is so hard up for money because she spent all her savings.

Part of me thinks a small sliver of Amber wants to fade into obscurity but amber's greed will let out. She got to 600lbs for a reason.

 

[dfranki723]

I wonder how long it takes for her fans to wash the taste of shit out of their mouths after tonguing her ringpiece for 53 minutes straight.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Read up on that Billie Eilish perfume. It is considered a "foodie" perfume. It smells like vanilla cookies.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Read up on that Billie Eilish perfume. It is considered a "foodie" perfume. It smells like vanilla cookies.

Good spot. Eilish also describes herself as having Synesthesia which apparently involves perceiving aromas as colours or objects.

How long until Amber adds "Synesthete" to her Insta bio?