Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I read your post aloud in the style of Christian W. Bale's performance as Patrick Batman. Everyone should. Did you go to Bennington?
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Ya got me.
Do you like Phil Collins?
 
"I'm literally standing up to do this weigh in. Have you guys seen that before? No." What does that even mean?
I rewatched that part twice cause I had no idea what she meant by that? Like in the past did she heave herself off a chair seconds before recording instead of standing there talking?

And I agree with her gaining it back unless she gets help because if wifey steps out the picture at any moment, her cooked meals will end and she will uber eat 5x a day again. Who eats 5 guys on a diet?
 
We've done this dance before Amber so many times. You get down to 475 and balloon back up and look bigger each time.

I am pretty sure Wipey's retarded plan is to get Amber to lose weight and "reveal" herself. It is more than telling at this point with the frequent uploads and somewhat removal of livestreams. Whoever said a month on livestreams you get a medal because those got yeeted. It got yeeted because Wipey would get revealed at some point and she would have to explain.

I cannot explain how utterly fucking retarded Wipey's plan is. It is easily one of the gayest/dumbest ops I have seen to better yourself. She comes in when Amber's career is dying, Obese2Beast does not even make views on Amber now. Its over so she comes in well past prime to try and catapult her "career".

The problem is if she wins Amber is not even relevant and has no prospects. No one will watch Amber if she is skinny because she is so boring and stunted. If you look at her previous health journey videos her views plummet because its boring content. No one wants to watch someone at self-righteous who is the size of a conventional fridge.

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The clip channels have Amber boned because the clips gain more views than her videos now. The money grab is very real now because Amber does not realize you have to work to regain relevance. A mookbong ain't fixing shit because death-fats aren't vogue anymore.
 
Not been here for ages, so are her and the love of her life, Becky, happily married? How many hundreds of elbees is our dainty gorl down? Who the fuck am I kidding? I already new the answer without even bothering to check. Never change Fatty, you boring, fat waste of oxygen.
You have simultaneously missed loads and missed nothing.

Her and Becky broke up. There is some weird black woman called Jade Francis living with Amber. She seems to be attempting to improve Ambers life but it's just become boring because Amber doesn't want to share anything anymore after Jade got doxed.
 
This fucking idiot is claiming a 62.8 elbees weight loss FFS. She is ackshuley using a starting weight from 2 years ago and in that time she had 'cancer'. Bitch, when you regain, yet again, like you've just done, it's safe to say that 'diet' ended and this is a new one. Using Amber-logic, her 'diet' has resulted in a weight gain of 141 elbees. From 368 to 509 elbees. in just shy of 8 years of 'weight loss'. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
 
Considers herself to be a happy person ????? Apart from every fucking video where she is 'goin thru sumthin' but doesn't want to talk about it.
Its always the most miserable deluded people who claim to be happy.
Like being a nice person. If you have to exclaim that you are nice you probably are not actually nice.
 
Amber's whole persona is "Cute Fat Girl" and if she loses too much weight she's gonna panic and binge like hell to gain.
I cant wait for her gloating to the haydurs about her weight loss to turn abruptly into her freaking out and ruining everything in her life to be able to return to food. Unless she gets professional help, the true freak out is just a matter of time.

"I'm literally standing up to do this weigh in. Have you guys seen that before? No." What does that even mean?

So what. Shes got a chair right out of frame or sits down before and immediately after weighing herself? Is that why we see jump cuts of her getting on the scale? What the fuck is this sentence?
She may have lost a lil' weight. Her neck isn't crushing the life out of her jewelry in this video.
Its only the little bit she needs to feel like shes succeeding. Her thin neck makes her insufferable. I cant wait for the downturned mouth to become more prominent. Fat jowley bitch.
 
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