Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Amber is live:

She's "so happy" and says if you come here to read about her you're actual trash.

Archive:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

*clicks*

Amber: Do I like loldolls?

*clicks out*

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"Literally didn't know my psychiatrist was on here, but thank you."
lol

eta: her chat is very sassy today.

 

[JoJoNo]

Most people living in a flat as roommates would share the rent.

But most people living in a flat as roommates wouldn’t also be required to clean their roommates shitty ass.
I honestly cannot imagine someone as bossy as Wipey seems to be accepting the idea of having to pay for the wiping privileges. I believe her getting the biggest room and the master bathroom is proof that she is paying her share of the rent + working for free as a nurse to our gorl.
Then again, I find it hard to believe that someone like Wipey (who, whatever her real intentions might be, doesn’t seem to be a developmentally stunted 13yo boy) would want to share in ALR’s living situation at all, so I might be wrong.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Amber is live:

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She's "so happy" and says if you come here to read about her you're actual trash.

CLICKED ON - Amber started making clicking noises - CLICKED OFF

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

She's salty everyone is laughing at the baby elephants she calls arms.

Edit: Will try to find the part in the live stream but might have to beg a tech savvy gorl to clip it.

Edit 2: 6:42

I think she needs to realise that it's not "fat-phobic". People are not meant to look like that. It's more shock than anything else.

She's a deformed mound of flesh that really shouldn't be able to exist but she does and we are caught off guard everytime we get a glimpse of just how big she is. We're not laughing as much as we are just horrified.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

LOL at Amber pretending in today's stream that she isn't doing Hello Fresh. She read a chat about someone saying it was good and she's like, "Oh, I always wanted to try it." Can't find the post, but someone posted that the Pork Chops and Avocado Salsa is a Hello Fresh recipe. That's no coincidence. Also, she ate both pork chops. Maybe Wifey doesn't eat pork?

 

[D_Tractor]

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get the OBCD joke.

 

[Queequeg]

"I need you to look up the definition of bedbound". She is the last person who should tell someone to "educate themselves" (in a much more childish way). Bitch didn't even know Abe Lincoln was a president. Also, no one gives a fuck about her doing Legos. It's the fact that she called 9+ "expert Legos" like an idiot. She acts like it's an act of defiance. lol She finds the strangest hills to die on.

 

[mysterymoment]

Amber said she’s an open book and will answer any question? Huh? She really doesn’t live in reality

Every single question she answers no. Did you do this thing? No. Do you think this? No. What do you think of this? Don’t know. If she knew anything about vlogging and creating entertainment content the first rule is to say yes, embrace where things go etc. MOTI.

 

[Xenomorph]

Bruh people crying on and on about Hammy not being popular enough to have a sub, listen for once and for all the Amberlynn subforum was created because faggots who thought this here was plebbit and Facebook would shit up threads and mods would be burned out to the point they wanted it's own autism containment board to make it a lawless land of faggotry. Emspex was so bogged down with reports and just waves of retards posting away their unfunny hot takes got to be too much. Chantal's thread is fast on their way to getting one but not as a badge of honor more like a badge of spergatory inane faggotry infesting it.
DSP's board is full of tism thats why he had his own and so on. Its a way to containment sperg, it's not really a badge of honor unless you are a ween who touches shit all day.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'll have to digest this live tomorrow like a cow chewing a pork rind cud. In the meantime... FAT!

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

The little lies to hide that she's not living alone are annoying and not even fun to debunk. You didn't put that sear on the pork chops aft
Remember the scootypuff in the Wal-mart security monitor? Or spotting junk food she'd placed on the floor while she vlogged her healthy shopping cart? Remember zooming in on her gunt and finding a spider web? That was the fun shit.

Why don't I remember any of that? Do you know what videos those were in? Definitely sounds like stuff Amber would do.

 

[mekalekahi]

Im so over this redemption im sweet as pie era shes pushing now.

Also it's fatphobic to stare at her in public for her size, but posting thumbnails of your body for years and profiting off of it is fine.

 

[Xenomorph]

One step closer to welfarelynn YAS GET CHO FOOD STAMPS HUNTY

 

[D_Tractor]

One step closer to welfarelynn YAS GET CHO FOOD STAMPS HUNTY

Can't spell obese cunt without EBT.

 

[Owlflaps]

This recent live is full of ass-kissers and gunt-lickers. The ambabies who support her are fucking repulsive and deserve to be laughed at for supporting this boring dumptruck of a bitch. A medical coma is more exciting and unpredictable than this shit.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Awwww look at Amber trying to look like she has actual views. We need a new arc state because this is the most boring by far.

 

[femcellophane]

I find it interesting that our Al thinks that her thread has been deleted when it’s her board that’s been collapsed. It’s not that she’s not still a fat idiot, it’s just that she doesn’t matter to anybody anymore.

 

[dfranki723]

''I'm an open book'' she says.
Being an open book implies honesty. You're a blank book filled with random fantastical stories scrawled in juvenile handwriting.