DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Two Yum Yums]

Side pictures of him always fascinate me. He's got no jaw.

Neanderthal head vs human head

The missing link, perhaps...?

 

[Elbe]

Is he dying his hair? It looks unnaturally black.

 

[TurdFondler]

Neanderthal head vs human head

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The missing link, perhaps...?

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There is no way. Neanderthals had developed their art, music and material culture. They were physically quite large.

Phil is the only living descendant of Homo Ergaster, a literal caveman who's claim to fame is banging rocks together. They were known to do everything correct and they didn't evolve further because there was nothing they could do. They seldom decorated their dens.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is he dying his hair? It looks unnaturally black.

It seems impossible to rack up a $66.63 charge at Curls and Twirls without coloring.

Services

You can book Curls & Twirls on GlossGenius.

cheresameyers.glossgenius.com

Unless he and Kat both get their hair done at the same time at the same place, which is funny in its own right

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Neanderthal head vs human head

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The missing link, perhaps...?

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And we all ask why he doesn't cut his hair or goatee well here's why:

Fuckers got a Miss Finster body and a Maurice Tillet head.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

cant wait till the next ear infection after his new neck set phones , Untreated post nasal drip can cause a blockage of mucus in the the Eustachian tube , causing pressure or infection.

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that or he is just a dirty greasy man that never washes , so the neck sets not going save him

When is that neckset arriving anyway? I can't wait to see how retarded he'll look wearing that high-tech autistic version of a Celtic torc.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

When is that neckset arriving anyway? I can't wait to see how exceptional he'll look wearing that high-tech autistic version of a Celtic torc.

He's been saying the shipment keeps getting delayed. Supply chain backlog issues maybe? But don't expect Twitter NPC Phil to blame it on that.

Edit: Found a clip of him saying back in September that they were preordered and due to arrive around Oct 20th. I'm sure he complained of a delay recently but can't find the clip.
Edit 2: Found it. Warning: raw DSP stream, ensure you have your adblocker. He actually does call out the supply chain stuff, so guess I was wrong on that one.

 

[bajagoogoo]

He was raking in tons of money and views 3 years ago unlike the lean and desperate times today. If you go back to footage 3 years ago you'll find him saying he was raking in tons of money and views 3 years before that unlike the lean and desperate times 3 years ago. If you go back 6 years etc etc. So he must have been making Bill Gates money at the beginning of his career.

Phil was making good money on YouTube, especially with Machinima.

While Phil will never shoulder the blame for his declining career, he isn't bullshitng about making more in the mid 2000's. Not to mention being far more secure.

Phil was a commodity when it came to quantity. He would push out more content in a week than most creators did in two months. He was a MCN's dream come true.

 

[GoutMan]

His latest tweet about being excited for the gta trilogy... didn't he swear that the game would be delayed until next year? Time to memory hole another failed dsp gaming prediction.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

His latest tweet about being excited for the gta trilogy... didn't he swear that the game would be delayed until next year? Time to memory hole another failed dsp gaming prediction.

I would have sworn he would be King of Contrary and go against the flow with that value for your money re-release bullshit but I guess the whole rant about how his stream is dying not cause of him but because game releases have been lame and only remasters and rereleases got memory hole..

which to be fair it did get memory holed in the same...what would you call it? Not a thought...like a jumble of words that somehow makes a sentence.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

It seems impossible to rack up a $66.63 charge at Curls and Twirls without coloring.

Services

You can book Curls & Twirls on GlossGenius.

cheresameyers.glossgenius.com

Unless he and Kat both get their hair done at the same time at the same place, which is funny in its own right

DSP hair dresser lore is some of my favourite obscure, weird, DSP-autism lore. To quote myself:

There's so many weird things about DSP's hair dresser lore. In Tevin's Back in Time about DSP moving to Renton, DSP mentions in a video how he and Panda gave up looking for a stylist who was super fancy (or whatever wording he actually used) and found a chain with a good stylist there. This has raised so many questions for me, and I can't imagine any of the answers or implications there-in are pleasant.

Why does DSP have to go to the same stylist as his significant other? Apparently he and Panda found a place they were both going to. From how he talks now, he goes to the same place Kat goes to -- or rather, she goes to the place he's been going. What the fuck kind of authoritarian exceptional nonsense is this?

Why does DSP insist on a stylist? His haircuts have been garbage since we've seen him. It was a buzzcut and then a grotesque plastic slicked back cugine cut apparently (hilariously) meant to emulate CM Punk. None of these are hard haircuts that requires any sort of expertise.

Item 2a of the stylist: why not a barber? Does he think of barbers as still 1920s Italian shops that little boys go in to and then leave with a middle part and there's nothing else?

Does he think barbers who specialize in male style hair wouldn't be able to handle hiding his baldness?


Does he think barber shops are too urban?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"Soooo uhhh *snort* I had some chargebacks happen over my day off, and now my Paypal is in the red....so if you guys could contribute sooner than later it would really help me uhhhhh....get my bank-I mean Paypal out of the red."

Jokes aside didn't the bank leaks proves DSP was lying about the chargebacks saga that happened around Oct. of last year?

Not that anyone is surprised he has been caught with his pants down once again....it's like a ritual of Phil to scam his audience at the BEGinning of the year and then have fuck it up near the end of summer.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

"Soooo uhhh *snort* I had some chargebacks happen over my day off, and now my Paypal is in the red....so if you guys could contribute sooner than later it would really help me uhhhhh....get my bank-I mean Paypal out of the red."

Jokes aside didn't the bank leaks proves DSP was lying about the chargebacks saga that happened around Oct. of last year?

Not that anyone is surprised he has been caught with his pants down once again....it's like a ritual of Phil to scam his audience at the BEGinning of the year and then have fuck it up near the end of summer.

We would’ve needed his PayPal account info to know that. We only had his checking account activity.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

His latest tweet about being excited for the gta trilogy... didn't he swear that the game would be delayed until next year? Time to memory hole another failed dsp gaming prediction.

How many times has he played that trilogy by now?!

Apparently, one of the improvements in the remasters will be traffic and pedestrian density. If you’ve seen Phil play classic GTA or any game that involves any driving whatsoever, you know what this implies.

 

[We Are The Witches]

My comment was deleted for being slightly off topic.

Maybe it could've been moved... oh well.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

"Soooo uhhh *snort* I had some chargebacks happen over my day off, and now my Paypal is in the red....so if you guys could contribute sooner than later it would really help me uhhhhh....get my bank-I mean Paypal out of the red."

Well the Halloween Spergtacular is coming and well he already memory holed the shower and he did have the whale slap fight he could use to fuel this new charge back reeeemergency, I mean he does need a tips goal...

but dave even sucks at grifting so he'll just do the whole "I combined the tips goals from both streams or make up some new drama..like Khet got fired fixing the shower which gave jasper a UTI so they need to go the ear doctor to pay his taxes in Connecticut

 

[Sup3r]

Phil was making good money on YouTube, especially with Machinima.

While Phil will never shoulder the blame for his declining career, he isn't bullshitng about making more in the mid 2000's. Not to mention being far more secure.

Phil was a commodity when it came to quantity. He would push out more content in a week than most creators did in two months. He was a MCN's dream come true.

This definitely. During his time with machinima, he was being paid by the view, not the ads. This meant it didn't matter what he put out because as long as you clicked on it, he saw money. This lead to him uploading many of his technical issues as videos, after all he got money if people clicked on it.

Which is why he continued to see less and Less money coming in. His method didn't allow for many ads to be seen and as he moved to an ad based contract, his income began to decline much faster than he anticipated as well as the beginning of his income instability.

 

[Kosher Dill]

DSP mentions in a video how he and Panda gave up looking for a stylist who was super fancy (or whatever wording he actually used) and found a chain with a good stylist there

When you wrote that in July 2020, the "chain" must have been Hairmasters. From the bank statements:

8/18/2021	66.63	Gloss Curls and Twirls
7/15/2021	35.88	Gloss Curls and Twirls
5/11/2021	63.88	Hairmasters
4/8/2021	63.88	Hairmasters
3/3/2021	63.88	Hairmasters
1/20/2021	63.88	Hairmasters
12/9/2020	63.88	Hairmasters
10/14/2020	58.88	Hairmasters

Maybe we can guess what combination of services add up to these amounts.

 

[gh0stzero]

"Soooo uhhh *snort* I had some chargebacks happen over my day off, and now my Paypal is in the red....so if you guys could contribute sooner than later it would really help me uhhhhh....get my bank-I mean Paypal out of the red."

Jokes aside didn't the bank leaks proves DSP was lying about the chargebacks saga that happened around Oct. of last year?

Not that anyone is surprised he has been caught with his pants down once again....it's like a ritual of Phil to scam his audience at the BEGinning of the year and then have fuck it up near the end of summer.

There is a video that shows he claimed he got $1700 in chargebacks but actually spent that $1700 on frivolous shit.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil on the state of the beg stream: "This October is really slow when it comes to new releases! It's unprecedented! It's all just boring remasters and games that offer nothing new!"
Phil right now: "The GTA Remastered Trilogy is the biggest thing this fall!"