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Phil, the hermit, sits almost every day, at the same times, in the same room for years. He still doesn't know at what time the sun will blind him. Professional scammer streamer. Exceptional!
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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I mean if he liked it I’d hope it was because it’s obviously critical and mocking of authoritarianism but boy is that
given how he acts to the people who throw money at him.I’d really love more opportunities for real-life authority figures to fuck Phil in the ass but he’s gotten very good at riding the bleeding edge of avoiding responsibility.
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And doesn't he have blackout curtains, too?
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No, those cost money. Money he doesn't have!
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Nah, they had prominent jaws. He's just got none. Phil's all chin and neck.
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he just recapped the iraq war....
I...
He is a special boy.
EDIT - also everything is ey-RACK-e, they don't speak Arabic or Kurdish no no they speak eye-RACK-e, houses are "eye-RACK-e" houses which he ofc looked for the toilet and did the most stereotypical middle eastern accent...sorry it was eye-RACK-e
I...
He is a special boy.
EDIT - also everything is ey-RACK-e, they don't speak Arabic or Kurdish no no they speak eye-RACK-e, houses are "eye-RACK-e" houses which he ofc looked for the toilet and did the most stereotypical middle eastern accent...sorry it was eye-RACK-e
LieLieFyre
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Phil makes it to the afterlife and the ferryman asks for his coin for passage. Next guy to come along sees him just sitting there talking about his 1 year legacy of being dead. He really needs a coin to get across he really does.
It's surprising that he, or any of his whales, doesn't acknowledge the steep decline bin his memberships. Especially after the fiasco in August.
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LOL talking about Phil's mom-wife
For people who can't see it clearly: "Hey look, your mama is so nasty, I called her for phone sex and now I have a fucking ear infection."
For people who can't see it clearly: "Hey look, your mama is so nasty, I called her for phone sex and now I have a fucking ear infection."
God he just continues to look worse. From that image the only part of his goutee that remains is the upper lip. It looks like he's going for Ron Jeremy from postal 3 look.
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I hope he's got enough islams for a ticket home
I would argue that the emphasis here should be more on him subconsciously feeling a connection with the snorts in the song rather than video itself, since he was listening to it on Vladivostok FM in GTA IV and couldn't watch it.I mean if he liked it I’d hope it was because it’s obviously critical and mocking of authoritarianism but boy is that
I’d really love more opportunities for real-life authority figures to fuck Phil in the ass but he’s gotten very good at riding the bleeding edge of avoiding responsibility.
I wanted to share the video cuz there were so many references to his persona: being an oppressive pig-in-a-Nazi-hat, having his mo... waif coddling him with a pacifier and him raging impotently at detractors harassing his paypig army.
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I noticed 2 things recently, one not so much in this stream though I caught it once, a lot in B4B, he talks to the game, not bitching or shit talking. Not like "commentary" but actually talking to the game. Which I thought was funny with B4B since he doesn't have coms on but talks to the game like he does.
The other, nearly everything that can be referenced in the game to something in real life he connects it to a game or a movie. White Phosphorous is pretty brutal cause of what he saw in a game, mesopotamia is like that place mentioned in Ghostbusters 2.
I know I say this a lot but he really is fascinating, just to see what the next dumb shit he'll say with complete confidence.
The other, nearly everything that can be referenced in the game to something in real life he connects it to a game or a movie. White Phosphorous is pretty brutal cause of what he saw in a game, mesopotamia is like that place mentioned in Ghostbusters 2.
I know I say this a lot but he really is fascinating, just to see what the next dumb shit he'll say with complete confidence.
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He has only lived his life through media for over a decade now. He doesn't have any other frame of reference. He sees a celebrity's death as equal to losing his save data.
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It helps him not care about scamming his tards, since he doesn't see them as real people, just internet avatars.
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There's a few people that the only thread they visit in the forums is this one so they post everything they see regardless of whether it's DSP related or not, in this DSP thread. Since most people, mods included, don't have the wherewithal to read every post a lot of it gets overlooked and that causes it to be encouraged. If I see some crap that's unrelated to DSP I'll throw a report out so it gets moved where it goes, and DSP subforum mods typically snag it and move it where it goes within the subforum. I doubt I'm alone because I've found myself suddenly in other threads. I dunno if I reported yours because can't see the post to say if I even got to see it before catching up earlier but just to say don't be too excited over it if you're posting random crap. There's one sperg who has a thread in the DSP subforum because he was insane and sockpuppeted here, as well as talking offtopic everywhere until he outed his own autism.
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"A couple" is by definition two. Phil wins again.
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Either him and Kat go out for a couples wash, cut and style, or PP's curtains don't match the carpet.
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Lets hope no one is excited for his GTA gameplay. The game is nerfed.
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