Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Damien Thorne]

He thinks that's what he would keep count on the number of little boys he's molested.

I really want to believe every little boy who crosses his path would run away from the creepy monster. I doubt Lou would try to use candy to lure one in - he’d eat it all himself.

 

[theshep]

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You broke your promise! I'm appalled.

Hey, numbnut. It's called a pedometer. That means it counts steps. Because you can find one for as low as six dollars. Unfortunately it doesn't do anything else unlike those fancy Apple watches. But that's all you need it for, right?

Newsflash lardass. You don't need a pedometer you want one. There are countless FREE pedometer apps on both the Apple and Android app store.

 

[Dusk]

I really want to believe every little boy who crosses his path would run away from the creepy monster. I doubt Lou would try to use candy to lure one in - he’d eat it all himself.

He's like Clawshrimpy in that he would probably fuck a kid if he had the chance, but any child would be able to outsmart or beat the shit out of him if he tried anything.

Sidenote: I think Yahweh struck me down for posting on the Farms because I came down with some kind of virus, which has just emphasized to me how fucking boring Lou's life is. He has all the range of activities that a normal person has when they're suffering from food poisoning. Imagine living your whole life like that. Jesus.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Newsflash lardass. You don't need a pedometer you want one. There are countless FREE pedometer apps on both the Apple and Android app store.

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I have an active2 that overheats really easily. So I'm imagining that sweaty ol Louis would really give that thing a run for its money just by going up the steps to his bedroom

 

[Wooden Spoon]

It's not going to fit his fat wrist and he is going to be super pissed if he gets one and it doesn't fit. Maybe Corust and his new call-out post will feature his new want, and ruffle his feathers. Lou will magically get one before Christmas, I already know it

 

[BananaSlamma]

It's not going to fit his fat wrist and he is going to be super pissed if he gets one and it doesn't fit. Maybe Corust and his new call-out post will feature his new want, and ruffle his feathers. Lou will magically get one before Christmas, I already know it

I'm fully expecting it to be an Apple Watch if he magically gets one at all. It can either be a grift vehicle to get a brand new $50 watch band that also won't fit because he didn't measure, or it'd be another vehicle for a fit of rage because it doesn't work with android, and he can complain about android phones being expensive despite the majority costing the same as an apple watch at the expense of not being the flashy brand new product he fawns after.

 

[Chihiro]

If he goes for fit bit chances are he's gonna want the newest, shiniest one.

Not to PL too hard but I still have the Charge 2 from like 2015 and it works like a charm and pairs with the app easily and I think you can get it for less than 50 bucks now.

Chances are he's gonna want one with all the bells and whistles though.

 

[Damien Thorne]

If he goes for fit bit chances are he's gonna want the newest, shiniest one.

Not to PL too hard but I still have the Charge 2 from like 2015 and it works like a charm and pairs with the app easily and I think you can get it for less than 50 bucks now.

Chances are he's gonna want one with all the bells and whistles though.

And chances are he will wear it once or twice before it gets stuffed under his cumstained mattress along with a ton of other fancy electronics, to be neglected and forgotten about.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're all forgetting the most important pedometer accessory for Lou. Pokémon Go has singlehandedly created the fake-stepper industry:


But if Lou really wants to dazzle his doctor with objective data, he should remember to share with the office via LibreView so they can use Lou's CGM data in realtime to look for for trends and averages. That'll show them!

 

[Damien Thorne]

You're all forgetting the most important pedometer accessory for Lou. Pokémon Go has singlehandedly created the fake-stepper industry:
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But if Lou really wants to dazzle his doctor with objective data, he should remember to share with the office via LibreView so they can use Lou's CGM data in realtime to look for for trends and averages. That'll show them!

I am truly baffled at how such a worthless device ever became an invented thing. Seriously. That is one of the most worthless inventions I have ever seen in my life.

 

[The Dude]

A pedometer for our pedo tiger, eh? Of all the frivolous, stupid bullshit. He will never use it, and we all know it. And as others have pointed out, he doesn't NEED one because you can get free apps that do the same thing. Shit, most modern smartphones come with some kind of app already installed that helps with health and exercise tracking, including a step counter.

But this is Louie, so we all know he really just wants a fancy, expensive smart watch and is just using the "I need a pedometer for my Diabetes, yinz guise, so I can show my doctor how much I walk!" to get his foot in the door to grift for yet another expensive consumer electronic device. It's always the same fucking thing with Louie. He's like a scratched record playing the same verse over and over and over again.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Doctor will be shocked and astounded by someone walking SO many steps miraculously not losing a single pound, lol.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Doctor will be shocked and astounded by someone walking SO many steps miraculously not losing a single pound, lol.

But of course, Lou needs to load up on carbs when he starts burning a few of them. Get your nutrition facts straight, hater!

 

[Doggo]

After a massively fucked up surgery which had me going to another hospital for subsequent emergency surgery, it’s nice to know that one can come back and some things remain the same.

Also, I’ve see free pedometers in boxes of ironically sugary, unhealthy cereal boxes. You can buy one on eBay for literally $10.

Further, if you have an iPhone 5S or newer (which will an obsolete phone next year or so, it is that old), it has a pedometer built in. Hell, it’s got an entire CPU dedicated to this.

Spoiler: geek shit

Every subsequent iPhone also has a coprocessor, although integrated into the main SoC, but afaik it still has its own low-power ARM Cortex M3 separate from the main processor cores, and it runs at 150MHz. Because it’s a separate core independent of the main ones, they can be completely powered down, and the step counting features will still work, as will other motion sensing duties which are offloaded from the main cores.

If you have an even mid-range or better android phone, it probably has one too.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also, I’ve see free pedometers in boxes of ironically sugary, unhealthy cereal boxes. You can buy one on eBay for literally $10.

You can buy a pedometer on eBay for $1.67 if you're cool with waiting for overseas shipping. $4.50 otherwise.

 

[The Dude]

You know Louie thinks he's being some slick, clever games master with his "I need a smart watch because of the 'Beetus" shtick, but it's the same shit he always pulls: Find some new, shiny, expensive tech device. Concoct some feeble bullshit story on why it's needed to manipulate others into thinking it's for a legit need. Beg for GriftBux endlessly and with increasing aggression and manipulative tactics, including empty suicide threats, until people finally give Louie the money just to shut him up. I mean, shit, we had that pattern figured out flat in less than a week of this thread being open.

 

[General Disarray]

How tf is he gonna see anything on those tiny screens tho? What with the poor eyesight he's got/is anticipating via diabetic retinopathy.

Bifocals grift incoming?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

How tf is he gonna see anything on those tiny screens tho? What with the poor eyesight he's got/is anticipating via diabetic retinopathy.

Bifocals grift incoming?

Two-fer with an iDevice grift combined with "oh woe is me I sat on my glasses and I need brand new multifocals for my diabetic retinopathy" e-beg? Yeah, that could work somewhat better than his usual stuff.

 

[Spoonomancer]

How tf is he gonna see anything on those tiny screens tho? What with the poor eyesight he's got/is anticipating via diabetic retinopathy.

Bifocals grift incoming?

You gotta remember: This is the same person who grifted for an ipad because he was worried that Diabetes would have made iphone screens too hard for him to see... Only for him to grift for an iphone almost immediately after

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

I'd love to be there when Lou shows his doctor the pedometer and says "See doctor? I walked 500 steps! That's so many!"

Since we know you read this Lou, what's your alleged daily step goal? Curious Kiwi's want to know