Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Kevin is all talk, Exhibit No. 47,391
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Mommy Harlot (above) accepted your offer, Mr Gibes. He wants his goddess damned girldick sucked. Is this a game to you?
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
No surprise here. I remember how he apologised to Neck after the last con how he just wasn't in "the mood" for sexing during that entire thing. Too bad Kevin never seems to be in the mood when actual opportunities to have sex presents itself.
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Despite all his claims to the contrary the two occasions he paid Wedge to bump uglies with him remain his only confirmed acts of sexual or near-sexual anything.
 
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Uh oh. Kev can't even ask for a replacement ID card on his own. If that other troon corners him asking for sex, he's not going to be able to say "no". Either he's going to have to fake being sick or work like hell to avoid this troon who will undoubtedly be looking for him everywhere since he probably doesn't get too many offers for blow jobs.

Come on, Kev. You've sucked a wedge dick. This is probably only slightly worse (since it involves hours in a sweaty fursuit). Just close your eyes and think of Troondom.
 
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Mealy Mouth Spittle said:
he's going to have to fake being sick or work like hell to avoid this troon who will undoubtedly be looking for him everywhere since he probably doesn't get too many offers for blow jobs
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He's never going to leave the hotel room and just text whoever goes out to pick up anything transformers related they find. That girl dick will have to wait another day for unprotected sex with random men.
 
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Here 4 u baby:
CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
He retweeted and quote tweeted a bunch of shit about toys, so I’m probably being optimistic. Anyways, he went back to designing the fursuit of his (wet) dreams: [A]
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Hip as WIDE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
Yeah he has none of his own, that'd give him an imaginary figure. Something tells me he'll girth out of it.
CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
Kevin soon found himself overwhelmed with the urge to consoom, this time from the Dealer’s Den.
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I feel super bad for the con people who have to check Twitter 24/7. Passive aggressive hellscape.
CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
And consoom he did.
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Not saying most female weebs have any fashion sense, but man is that combination a lot on the eyes.
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Back to fursuit plans though!
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That's gotta be a good grand or two in cash money. Guess we'll have another 12 medical bills in the future.
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Moving on, we have Neck, who as it turns out actually was visiting his children.
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He's so childish. 100 fire emojis, what is this? Is he pissed at his ex? Is he pissed at the state? God.
CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
He may or may not be with Neck*wedge. I don’t know if they were just flirting online weirdly or what, but I kind of hope so, because having your dad who’s now your other mom pull up with their genderspecial fuckfriend has got to make for an awkward family reunion.
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"I'm going to a sex shop which makes the trip to see my children worth it". He really is great at making me want to A-log.
CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
My favorite Neck tweet from today
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Is he implying he didn't find a woman's clit until he started fucking troons with dicks himself? Yeah, I think that's a you thing, buddy.
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Wedge did relatively less seething today
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Capitalism is great because he specifically doesn't have those things. I have no regrets and Capitalism is my best friend.
KiwiFuzz said:
Under communism, everyone would have a house with a swimming pool and a pool boy.

Even the pool boy.
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Commies forget that the working class is human. We're not able to make fuckable poolboy robots for everyone, and even then the demand for true and honest poolboy ass would still create a gaping inequality. You could implement a program that at 21 everyone becomes a poolboy for a year, but the sexual assault to willing sexual encounters would be off the charts and people would be stuck with some ugly ass poolboys (hopefully you wedge).

I'm pretty sure it's a joke but he has so much coping and seething that lol he's probably half serious and actually mad.
 
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Kevryn loves to say he's a bottom but we all know the truth, he's just a lump who's "holes" are all unusable. This is the type of dude that would groan if someone asked him to turn over and take so long to do it their sad viagra-driven tranny erection would be long gone. This is why he never gets "laid," he's so useless he wouldn't even put effort into a blow job and can't be bothered to "get the hang of anal" or dialate his front hole. He just thinks being a pale, lumpy, fleshy pile that doesn't even twitch is going to appeal to someone.
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
Under communism, everyone would have a house with a swimming pool and a pool boy.

Even the pool boy.
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The pool boy has his own pool boy, who has his own pool boy, who has his own pool boy. It’s just pool boys all the way down.

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Kevryn loves to say he's a bottom but we all know the truth, he's just a lump who's "holes" are all unusable. This is the type of dude that would groan if someone asked him to turn over and take so long to do it their sad viagra-driven tranny erection would be long gone. This is why he never gets "laid," he's so useless he wouldn't even put effort into a blow job and can't be bothered to "get the hang of anal" or dialate his front hole. He just thinks being a pale, lumpy, fleshy pile that doesn't even twitch is going to appeal to someone.
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All his talk about being a “bottom” is just his incel fantasy about what real women are like. Taking about being a hOt BoTtOm BiTcH sLuT is the only thing that gets him off anymore, now that his genitals are just a mutilated mass of scar tissue. He has never, and will never, be willing to put the slightest bit of effort into any sexual encounter.
 
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I would very much like to get my mouth on a gilrdick.

Well come on over then!

It's late and I'm tired though.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking hell Kev, every fucking time!
Why not say "Well it's late now but I'll be there tomorrow to suck that dick right off your body!"
like any normal horny person would. You are such a transparent fraud man!
You are literally surrounded by girldique, you could be sucking one every 5 minutes if you had even a scintilla of honesty about your desires.

Yeah we could make porn in our shower! Give me cock!
Mines right here.
I'm tired though.


Just brilliant.
 
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Brain Problems said:
Who rode it scarier?
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One of these is a lumpy, vaguely humanoid monster with tangled hair, pasty skin and dead eyes whose very presence is chilling, who twists the signifiers of childhood into an unerving, perverse parody by combining them with descriptions of brutal torture, and who is controlled by a crusty old man who does awful things with livestock.
The other is that puppet from Saw.
Oxyjen said:
It’s entirely possible that they don’t have usable showers at the Tranch.
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Hey, Jarrod worked very hard on his pallet wood pungee-pit, and he'll have you know that it identifies as a shower!
 
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Lucanamarcan Baby Soup said:
I hope Kevin gets pressured into fucking that Mommy Harlot degenerate, takes it in the ass and has the vestiges of his amhole collapse. That would make for a great saga
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Mommy Harlot fucking him in the AM HOLE and contracting some kind of completely new alien mutant STD would be even better.
"My girldick rotted off after sexytimes with @TransSalamander avoid her at all costs!"
 
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I was thinking at the last furrycon, it would be hysterical if he ran his mouth off a little too much on twitter about being a 'sub bottom slut' on twitter, and his degen 'free use' wish ended up becoming true by way of him being tied up and violently sodomized by a pack of furries against his will.
Might get him to take a shower at any rate, in the the cliched 'post rape' style rocking back and forth.
 
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