Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Marvel Cinematic Universe said:
Should post the servile, pathetic apology chain that immediately preceded this "infowars" interview. I assume he scrambled to throw one out there in case word got round of his flaggot antics and panicked thinking he'd be disinvited and lose "engagement."

I'm just constantly grossed out by Dick & his hangers-on. They just soak in the LA mindset. It's always about attention, it's always about engagement. They don't hold beliefs or convictions or anything. It's literally always about the grift.

YOUTUBE.COM / VITO (@VitoGesualdi)

Okay, here's the deal. Last month I screwed up big time. I drank a bit too much, let my anger with a certain bombastic conspiracy theorist cloud my judgment, and posted a very stupid tweet which could have gotten a number of other YouTubers in trouble.
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If Vito were turned into a slime tomorrow, he'd be made of shit. A fecal slime.
 
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Hi, want to preface this by letting people know I’m exceptional and this is in no way conclusive. I’ve been roaming around Netflix’s Linkden for people that look like the guy who pushed Dick. Found this guy. Build, hairline, city, job and politics seem to fit the profile as best I can tell. If someone more savvy then I (low bar), is able to confirm or disprove this that’d be cool. If not wild speculation is not allowed I apologize.
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Sorry dude but the nose is completely wrong. They have a somewhat similar build but the face is totally different. A five second google image search totally disproved this theory.

Try searching employees with hyphenated surnames or suffixes like "berg, blatt, stein" etc if you want an easier time wrong.png
 
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Marvel Cinematic Universe said:
Sorry dude but the nose is completely wrong. They have a somewhat similar build but the face is totally different. A five second google image search totally disproved this theory.

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Here's a facial composite of the suspect by the /pol/ice
 
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So how long will the “I was totally brutally assaulted and raped or something and now I have brain damage and PTSD” grift going to continue?
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I went to his Twitter timeline and he posted this something like two hours after:
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What a crybaby. Seriously, this guy tries to sell himself as some sort of überchad alpha male and yet he's milking getting a knock most rugby players get every other weekend as though he suffered some Phineas Gage-level brain damage. Even Andy Ngo wasn't this on the nose, and he's a weedy gay Asian guy who actually got brain damage. Embarrassing all round, can't wait for the next fifteen tweets tomorrow about how he stumbled on the way to the bathroom and this means that his prefrontal lobal cortex has been turned to mush by this vicious assault :( or something
 
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Marvel Cinematic Universe said:
Should post the servile, pathetic apology chain that immediately preceded this "infowars" interview. I assume he scrambled to throw one out there in case word got round of his flaggot antics and panicked thinking he'd be disinvited and lose "engagement."

I'm just constantly grossed out by Dick & his hangers-on. They just soak in the LA mindset. It's always about attention, it's always about engagement. They don't hold beliefs or convictions or anything. It's literally always about the grift.

YOUTUBE.COM / VITO (@VitoGesualdi)

Okay, here's the deal. Last month I screwed up big time. I drank a bit too much, let my anger with a certain bombastic conspiracy theorist cloud my judgment, and posted a very stupid tweet which could have gotten a number of other YouTubers in trouble.
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Jesus Christ Vito is the fucking worst, man. At first I thought he was just another not funny fat dude that dick hung around but fuck he's really making me hate him more every day. The only thing worse than a snitch is a snitch who doesn't even stand by why he snitches.
 
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CivilianOfTheFandomWars said:
What funny is that these creatures, these inhuman soygolems, these blights upon all that is holy and right, are so insufferable that they make Vito and Dick look like the normal people here.
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It's retarded manchildren against retarded manchildren in dresses.

A nuke at that protest would have increased the national IQ significantly.
This shit could've been straight from a Married With Children episode.
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Interesting vid about the Grand Wizard Troon that led the netflix protest.
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Why is it that all the "activists" who get the actual spotlight turn out to be massive assholes themselves? Give real light to someone who isn't a bitch.

If I were organizing a rally for trans rights, I'd look for a trans person that isn't going to fucking rail against Asians and furries first.
 
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>goes looking for trouble
>finds trouble
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somewhat relevant video:
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I think this is less "fuck around and find out" and more "intentionally go to a violent angry mob to piss them off and get assaulted for efame". This 100% went the way Dick wanted it to, and him loudly complaining about it is part of the plan. "I'm such a victim! See how awful these people are! Pay attention to me, watch my podcast, and have me on your shows!"
 
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Mikoyan said:
Ironically the thing that would really get the laughs out of this situation would be Chapelle doing a skit of it.


True enough, but Cali is an at will state and that taking most of the teeth out of their numerous anti-discrimination laws is the only thing that keeps any business there at all.
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Every single state in the country (and D.C. for that matter) is an at-will state.
 
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Dick makes 2 tweets responding to Vito "apologizing" for flagging a stream that Alex Jones was on (coincidentally immediately before he was a guest on an Infowars show, which is Alex Jones's news network)
 
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