DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

There's one really old one from the FGC where he looks skinny, but he also looks like a school shooter who doesn't fit in.

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I love how he's awkwardly fidgeting in the middle while the others are all circled around him. It's like they were trying to avoid his gouty essence

Also, this nigger has legitimately never had a good hairdo in his life lmao

 

[NotValKilmer]

Getting your hair done at a woman's salon if you're a man isn't an inherently faggoty thing, I feel, but it is exceptionally stupid. Least we can tell Phil "Don't you lecture me with your 20$ combover" now, so that's pretty neat.

Barber shops will run you 5 to 10 bucks, depending on the place, and cut out all the stupid add-ons that woman's salons make a killing on. Again, it's not that more expensive=better with female run places, it's that they're catering to a female clientele which involves people with long hair wanting siginificantly more complex shit. For men most places, it's a simple as getting a shear and maybe a shave, and while the ones who want to keep a certain look going do groom more often than women, your hairdresser will hardly run you more than 15 bucks a month, and that's if you're getting a trim and a shave there. Most dudes shave at home. Hardly anyone has a hairstyle or a facial hair style that isn't DIY. You can even slap 5 extra bucks on top if you wanna count a bottle of hair gel if you're the sort to use it. Mild powerlevel, but my hairdresser bill runs me around 12 bucks... A year.

It's hilarious that Phil can blow 60 bucks at the hairdresser in one go. He's a balding guy, for fuck's sakes. Shave it off at home with a cheap 3 dollar razor, you'll look better and save a ton. Definitely points to him coloring it jet black. Thing is, they're using the cheap stuff on him. It looks like shoe polish. Between that and how little he bathes, his hair looks down right diseased at times. He's got a terribly oily scalp, and even when he does wash it you can tell it's greasy since he doesn't seem to rinse properly. This is a balding man who goes to a woman's salon and gets the deluxe wash+haircut+styling+coloring course, rather than going to a barber and saying "Same thing, but shorter."

Must be a carryover from the halcyon days of hanging out with his Mham at the mall...

Hey if you've got the hair and a good income for it then I say go for a expensive haircut that is catered to your face and head shape, guaranteed to improve your style. However if you're a broke clown who is balding, then yes, you're a fucking retard for going to a professional stylist over a walk-in barber.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

and he closed replies again I assume after being called out on his bullshit (I could be wrong but I swear it was mentioned he opened them)

I don't know how it works on Twitter. Maybe you need to check a box to disable replies for every tweet. Last time he left it open, before this, was when he asked for excuses why Far Cry 6 sucks. For this: either he forgot to disable it or thought he would get "positive" replies. At the time I saw this tweet you couldn't reply to it anymore.

Apparently if you retweet something you can also reply.

There's one really old one from the FGC where he looks skinny, but he also looks like a school shooter who doesn't fit in.

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100% looks like a school shooter but he has no spine to do this and not sure how much he could achieve with a hatchet and his noodle arms.

As an aside, as a school shooter he would've needed much more medication. That's the common thread amongst them. Many of the shootings looked very glow niggerish too.

The eyes!

Found this too lol

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-2679741

It's hilarious that Phil can blow 60 bucks at the hairdresser in one go. He's a balding guy, for fuck's sakes. Shave it off at home with a cheap 3 dollar razor, you'll look better and save a ton.

I paid 10 €/month + tips for my haircut. For over a year now I do it myself. Simple buzz cut. I don't have a dented head like Phil, so it looks good. Saved me over 150 €. Not much but I love to save money.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>premature gray everywhere
Add vitamin B-12 deficiency to the list

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP openly mocking his chat before the stream has even started.

Edit: Why is he doing his full cam during prestreams now? No one wants to see that dude.

 

[Paladin Derich]

DSP openly mocking his chat before the stream has even started.
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Edit: Why is he doing his full cam during prestreams now? No one wants to see that dude.

phil is so fucking dense. Nobody tunes into dsp for walking sims and monkeyball. Even through the lens of Snort Burnell, monkeyball is annoying shit.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Man, can’t help but notice the liver spots.

This guy is so sun-deprived that his skin cells are actually overreacting to what little natural sunlight he’s exposed to on his day-off.

Edit: added zoom to the picture.

Spoiler: Islamic Khantent

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Lol he already has some white hair

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

DSP openly mocking his chat before the stream has even started.
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Edit: Why is he doing his full cam during prestreams now? No one wants to see that dude.

Phil needs excuses to not play real games. As soon as a walking sim or kids game is finished he has to find a new one.

Apparently a cuck in his Youtube comments suggested to turn the camera on.


Phil now cries about Youtube's issues / the video processing. This horse fucker is just a console gamer. Obviously he never worked with complex systems and it would never came to his mind that there is a possibility that things can't work perfectly every time for different reasons.

It is also Youtube's fault when they are not in the right order because he doesn't give a fuck and immediately uploads everything (he has to doordash and pull asap, no time for his business). His solution: watch his playlists!

 

[That Anony Mouse]

Rants like this rant about Youtube uploads makes me so excited for the future of his channel. To me, there's no value in breaking down the how, what, or why he's ranting anymore, it can only get more inane and deranged from here. What's going to be worth watching is his loss of faculties.

He's visibly choking down the after effects of a heavy night drinking. He's wiping his nose with his hand like a fucking toddler then wiping on his shirt on camera. He's mouthing and whispering to himself as he reads his prestream notes to himself. He felt the need to mime out holding reins as if he was riding an invisible horse because he used it as an offhand metaphor. He shoves his pinky finger into his ear with his elbow sticking outward, and flicks himself on the face with his ring finger several times. There isn't a single literal second that goes by without him shifting and rocking in his seat or gesticulating in a manner incongruent with how he's delivering his rant.

He could've delivered that rant with the same old prestream art as always, and then we'd only be able to sink our teeth into "wow, what he said was dumb." Instead, we will always and forever have this document of his demise. How kind of him.

 

[TurdFondler]

A normal streamer could make GTA San Andreas lots of fun. So many memes from the dialogue and cut scenes, plus enough open ended content that with chat input could be funny. The game's story isn't terrible and it's second only to Vice City for overall vibe. Of course he'd turn it into a walking sim and then rage quit.

 

[Comma]

Maybe I missed something, but what's the deal with these on-camera pre-streams all of a sudden? Has he pigsplained this recently?

 

[PieceofShet]

Maybe I missed something, but what's the deal with these on-camera pre-streams all of a sudden? Has he pigsplained this recently?

BEGGING!

is the reason.

 

[Sunrayn]

DSP openly mocking his chat before the stream has even started.
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Edit: Why is he doing his full cam during prestreams now? No one wants to see that dude.

what a fucking asshole, absolutely no respect for his fans

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Look at this. Look at this! How fucking bald is he?! This looks pathetic. 60 dollars for this?

The hair is gone!

 

[FalsePositive]

He's gonna have to invest in the spray on hair real soon if he wants to continue pretending he's not bald.

 

[JPG]

Maybe I missed something, but what's the deal with these on-camera pre-streams all of a sudden? Has he pigsplained this recently?

Full screen automated luxury begging

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

dude that Mediterranean place has everything, the fallafel, the kebab, the allah akbar.
he probably mistakes the mediterranean sea with the persian gulf.

 

[Balr0g]

Full screen automated luxury begging

No no no. the king is gracing his subject aka paypigs with his full face granting them the honour of making the prestreams more personal. By the way is he rocking like a seesaw now tht he is full on the camera? Or is he restraining himself?

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

phil promoting kids to create adult accounts. might be able to report him on it if you wanna ban phil for a day or 2

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he's mentally acute because he plays a shitty port of SSF2ST once a week...

He's mentally acute

PP is mentally acute.... how did he not just poof from assistance existence (edit, I typed everything correct I did nothing wrong! bugged autocorrect mechanics) being so far up his own ass? BTW someone should Tell Diago (40), Alex Valle (43), Max (38 ) and tell wong (35) to hurry up with those stream goals of things like win 100 tournaments since 40 years is so over the hill. Like that's it, life over.

EDIT - there's my DSP, shits on uncharted's casting choices how it's not the game (no shit you shitstain on the panties of life, it's a movie) then says he think's it'll be good cause of who's in the movie...