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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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This is just so humorous to me. A man, in age only, not in his 40s yet; begging for weights meant for 80+ year olds with muscle atrophy. Geriatrics would laugh at him as he curls the equivalent of a peanut butter jar that little kids pick up everyday.

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This is just so humorous to me. A man, in age only, not in his 40s yet; begging for weights meant for 80+ year olds with muscle atrophy. Geriatrics would laugh at him as he curls the equivalent of a peanut butter jar that little kids pick up everyday.

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Not to mention him sitting at a PC watching My Little Pony would restrict his freedom of movement, giving him bad form.

So not only is the exercise pathetically weak, it'll also be ineffective.

Literally deadlift your crappy laptop or some milk jugs. I'm fairly certain they're comparable in weight. And exercise isn't something you do mindlessly. It's called a "routine" for a reason. Otherwise you're just going to lift until you don't feel like it anymore and any sense of progress or satisfaction is impossible because you don't know or push your limits unless it's your weight on a scale or how much pizza you can eat in one sitting.
 
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Lou, you probably have a half-arsed modern iPhone. I have an iPhone 11, and I have zero in the way of fitness devices. No Apple Watch, no Fitbit, no nothing. Yet this is how much shit the phone generates using the sensors it already has. These things are basically magic, and every iPhone has it, and has had for years. My phone even knows when I climb my stairs, how many steps there were, and how long it took to do it. If I am in pain and am walking or limping in a strange way, it will know. That is how good these things are, and it requires zero extra cost.

Here’s an example. Your phone already generates a ton of data, does so for literally free, and all you have to do is go into the health app and turn it on.

Also, you want weights? Find heavy shit around your house, and pick it up. Pick up a bag of sand, run from one end of your yard to the other, and back. HIIT for example is very intensive, for a very short time, and is something I should probably get into, myself. It is tailor made for fat, lazy people like myself.
 

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If he goes for fit bit chances are he's gonna want the newest, shiniest one.

Not to PL too hard but I still have the Charge 2 from like 2015 and it works like a charm and pairs with the app easily and I think you can get it for less than 50 bucks now.

Chances are he's gonna want one with all the bells and whistles though.

What a coincidence, I too have a perfectly functioning charge 2! It's outlived at least two bands, possibly three. Luckily for Lou, he can grift for an extra long band. I've gotten one before for putting the fitbit on my ankle.

Lou, you're going for the wrong type of exercise with the weights. The doctor probably wants to hear you've been doing cardio. Plus a decent amount of walking.

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The minimum isn't gonna cut it btw.

With the calling Lou a pedophile thing- as far as we know he hasn't done anything or really openly expressed pedophilic interests, unless I missed something. I think it's both actually wrong to say he is and potentially legally problematic to keep referring to him unequivically as a pedophile.

To be sure, I share the opinion that he has expressed creepiness and said things that make me agree he is a risky individual. Especially since his neighbors seem to think so. But I think he has done nothing thus far to be given that particular, very serious label.

It actually seems very obvious to me he has almost nothing to do with the kid. What's he learning in school, Lou? What is his favorite cartoon? What does he struggle with, that you help him with? What does he actually want to be for halloween? His favorite type of music?

Same with all his family, really. You know, the parents that hate him so much they've opened their home to him and shared all they have? Sorry, it kind of pissed me off that what's-his-name actually parrots the lie that his family hates him.
 
I made a post back in August predicting he would soon start a grift for an Apple watch, using his "health" as an excuse. I'm actually surprised it's taken this long for him to do it. And like everyone else has said, there is a 100% chance his phone already has a step counter on it. It's maybe not quite as accurate, but we know he's never going anywhere without his phone in his hand anyways. He doesn't need all the other shit like blood pressure monitoring an Apple watch has, either.

As for begging for money for "some 5 or 7-pound weights"...My god. Those are for grannies to use. But if he really wants to lift some light weights but is tooo poooor to get any, get some water jugs or a couple of the many empty soda bottles littering his bedroom floor. Fill up with the amount of water by weight you want to lift. You can even adjust the weight as you go! A gallon jug of water is over eight pounds when full. People locked up in prison come up with ways to do for real, get-totally-ripped workouts, using little but their own ingenuity. Lou has all the time in the world, access to Amazon and any number of other places to buy things, and he clearly has money because we can see all the shitty art and other things he buys. But he will act like not having the newest, fanciest Apple watch and brand new weights are the barriers to losing weight. Not the fact that he just eats too many calories and doesn't move enough.
 
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As pointed out already, it's stepfather not uncle. Or brother's father when he's trying to grift based on his evil family, rather than his desperately in need family. Also, he always says 'pop', not 'soda', and spaghetti or sloppy hours are a better choice than pizza.

But this is just proof we could easily fill a randomised bingo card with far more than 25 Louisms. He's incapable of real change, and when he gets an idea like faking reddit emails, he runs it into the ground.

With the calling Lou a pedophile thing- as far as we know he hasn't done anything or really openly expressed pedophilic interests, unless I missed something. I think it's both actually wrong to say he is and potentially legally problematic to keep referring to him unequivically as a pedophile.
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potentially legally problematic
Lol no.
But my opinion on Lou's sexuality is that he'd fuck anyone, despite pretending to be asexual - like fellow lolcow Jake Alley, he seems to believe that making a big deal about being asexual and a virgin makes all his degeneracy less creepy. They're both wrong, but it's especially gross to see Lou going on about balloon tits while pretending he doesn't get off on it.

But as for pedophilia, while I don't think he's particularly into cub shit or younger kids, I also doubt he's very particular about avoiding that sort of thing. So I'd say he's undoubtedly seen/read that sort of thing, it's just not his sole focus.

As for whether he's a threat to children, I still believe he's a threat to his nephew as an abuser. Isn't he not allowed to be left alone with him? Either way, Lou actively resents him and clearly tard-rages at his family, like when he tried recording his argument with Denise thinking it made her look like the unreasonable one. So I wouldn't at all be surprised if Lou was physically and/or sexually inappropriate towards Skyler, if for no other reason than he's a fucked up bully who lashes out when he's in a bad mood - which is most of the time.
 
As pointed out already, it's stepfather not uncle. Or brother's father when he's trying to grift based on his evil family, rather than his desperately in need family. Also, he always says 'pop', not 'soda', and spaghetti or sloppy hours are a better choice than pizza.

But this is just proof we could easily fill a randomised bingo card with far more than 25 Louisms. He's incapable of real change, and when he gets an idea like faking reddit emails, he runs it into the ground.


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Lol no.
But my opinion on Lou's sexuality is that he'd fuck anyone, despite pretending to be asexual - like fellow lolcow Jake Alley, he seems to believe that making a big deal about being asexual and a virgin makes all his degeneracy less creepy. They're both wrong, but it's especially gross to see Lou going on about balloon tits while pretending he doesn't get off on it.

But as for pedophilia, while I don't think he's particularly into cub shit or younger kids, I also doubt he's very particular about avoiding that sort of thing. So I'd say he's undoubtedly seen/read that sort of thing, it's just not his sole focus.

As for whether he's a threat to children, I still believe he's a threat to his nephew as an abuser. Isn't he not allowed to be left alone with him? Either way, Lou actively resents him and clearly tard-rages at his family, like when he tried recording his argument with Denise thinking it made her look like the unreasonable one. So I wouldn't at all be surprised if Lou was physically and/or sexually inappropriate towards Skyler, if for no other reason than he's a fucked up bully who lashes out when he's in a bad mood - which is most of the time.
Didn't JK Rowling get a lawyer to tell somebody to stop tweeting that she is a danger to children, because it's some kind of slander or whatever the appropriate term is? That is what I was thinking of.

And fully agreed- he is a threat. But he still hasn't done it (even though this is due to lack of opportunity/circumstances)
 
Didn't JK Rowling get a lawyer to tell somebody to stop tweeting that she is a danger to children, because it's some kind of slander or whatever the appropriate term is? That is what I was thinking of.

And fully agreed- he is a threat. But he still hasn't done it (even though this is due to lack of opportunity/circumstances)

Libel is typed/written, slander is spoken. There is also defamation of character, which is related to libel and slander, and often connected in legal suits.
 
Lou simultaneously defends somebody getting sexually assaulted at a convention as well as defends another group of people that apparently left a cum covered pizza out in the hallway at the same convention, reaffirming that they don't actually care about the consent or health of other people and just want to earn followers.
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Lou found out about this through Nitrofox, who said it in response to Lou insinuating that he carries STIs. People unfollowing Lou is the 8th wonder of the world, nobody can figure it out.
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Lou thinks of himself as 'enticing'
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Complaints about the idea of Wonder Woman killing somebody
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It's early morning and I don't have the energy for a rant.

Losing weight will lessen or eliminate your symptoms.

Doctors know more than you when it comes to health and diseases.

Lose the weight, tub-tub.
I know someone who is 5'11" and weighs close to 325. No fucking way in hell are you fooling anyone into believing you only weight 318, Louie.
 
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It's early morning and I don't have the energy for a rant.

Losing weight will lessen or eliminate your symptoms.

Doctors know more than you when it comes to health and diseases.

Lose the weight, tub-tub.
The fatter GagLIARdi gets, the smaller the chance that somebody will have sex with him becomes.
Since when has he been into bondage rape fantasies?
Since the time he decided to live his fantasy of owning le nazi transphobes of Farms.
 
One of my favorite things about Lou is that he often threatens to go on a hunger (and now a water) strike as a way to get attention. It's just so childish. Especially to anyone who knows him and knows how ridiculous the claim that he would ever starve himself is. It just gives me a little giggle every time.
 
On the Lou pedophile stuff: Just a few pages back he had made fun of those who actually suffer from the consequences of being sexually assaulted as a child. He talks about how his biodad had raped him frequently. He isn’t allowed to be left alone with his nephew. He labels himself as a NSFW account and continually gets into fights with people under the age of 18 despite being 38 years old unprompted.

I don’t personally call Lou a PDF file, but I can see why other people in the thread do.
 
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