Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Snusmumriken]

I don't know, this is the same woman who said she can't conjure up images when she closes her eyes. She doesn't know how to explain anythings taste, smell, or texture any further than saying "it's shooooooo guuuuud!!!" because that's how powerful her mind is. For being such a creative writer, she has the vocabulary of an eighth grader.

"DESIRABLE
Sugar isn't sweet once your lips have touched mine.
Comedy isn't funny once your jokes have reached my mind.
Your laughter is soothing and your smile is warming.
Your touch is calming and your words are loving.
A lifetime is nothing but a word, forever is nothing but a limit.
Forever stops but our love doesn't.
Your beauty is indescribable.
Desirable.
You're everything I'd wish for in a soulmate.
Meeting online was nothing but fate.
You are the light of my life.
One day I will call you my wife".​

And that was in 2012. Rhyming "mine" and "mind" was certainly a choice.​

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Oh my goddd it’s been a while since I’ve been in the ALR poetry thread (guess it doesn’t exist anymore) but I completely forgot just how poor her grasp on the English language is. My favorite line is “comedy isn’t funny once your jokes have reached my mind,” it really brings me back to the stiffness of “I heard birds walking and people communicating.”

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Spoiler: There's someone on the board that used the reference photo for their PFP. Thanks for giving me something to practice on, whoever you are.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

All the Ambabies shocked about her no show lol. She will have been paid by YT, so even though her money's down, it's time to enjoy herself. The Thumb will have driven hours - in the car that's not reliable? - to take her to 'pull-off' some money. Weird phrase; surely you fetch money or get money, perhaps it reminds her of pulling off the 2 guys at the movies? - which of course never happened. Back before she pretended to be a dyke. We all know the only thing that turns Fatty on is food.
The Thumb will be collecting her allowance, because she does nothing unless there's something in it for her. Then it's Wommart for tat for her haul videos, along with plenty of crap to eat and snacks for the trip to the Cheesecake Factory.
They will have both worked their way through the entire menu, then back to Chez Amber, where Fatty will pass out, sat upright on her couch, struggling to breathe, then farting and following through, covering herself in shitted out orange chicken. Thumby will then creep out with a lopsided smug grin, happy that she doesn't have to clean it up.
Don't ever change Boo Boo. Don't you ever dare change.

 

[Flapjack]

late but maybe she needs a standing desk because her gunt can’t fit when she sits at a normal desk. is that a thing? idk i’m not fat.

 

[Strong Tomato]

late but maybe she needs a standing desk because her gunt can’t fit when she sits at a normal desk. is that a thing? idk i’m not fat.

I also doubt she can fit into any office/computer chair without breaking it. It would even be a challenge to fit her shelf ass into the chair even if it could hold her weight.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I’m just imagining Big Al sitting at her standing desk with an oversized toddler feeding chair. MDLG Saga when? She already uses that “baby” filter in every single one of her photos.

 

[D_Tractor]

I also doubt she can fit into any office/computer chair without breaking it. It would even be a challenge to fit her shelf ass into the chair even if it could hold her weight.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Regarding the standing desk, I was thinking it's because when she sits down to show us things she always has to stack boxes and board games and things of that nature up so that she can have the camera sitting up high for fat catfish angles.

Perhaps part of her new slave master's regimen is to have her stand and do things at that desk. There never will be a seat there. Or it just belongs to the poly niggo who spear-chucked her way to Kentucky.

The future may be that Amber heads back out to the woods and is stuck living with Hannah and Becky and Rafe etc. This current apartment situation is not a sustainable type deal in my opinion. Unless of course as people are speculating Jade is paying money.

 

[Insulin reid]

Regarding the standing desk, I was thinking it's because when she sits down to show us things she always has to stack boxes and board games and things of that nature up so that she can have the camera sitting up high for fat catfish angles.

Perhaps part of her new slave master's regimen is to have her stand and do things at that desk. There never will be a seat there. Or it just belongs to the poly niggo who spear-chucked her way to Kentucky.

Im pretty sure there isnt going to be a chair there because big al cant fit in regular ones let alone try one out in a store without blowing up beckys phone trying to force her to be ambers uber again. A healthy dose of guilt tripping but in moderation of course.
With wipey forcing her into actually putting effort into her videos now i just assume wipey isnt paying any form of rent or anything. It just must be framed as
"Im giving you structure like a domme should. You should be grateful for this."
And "well if you dont want to follow my directions ill just leave"
I think shes got amber right where she wants her. At a standing desk making money like a good little piggy.

The future may be that Amber heads back out to the woods and is stuck living with Hannah and Becky and Rafe etc. This current apartment situation is not a sustainable type deal in my opinion. Unless of course as people are speculating Jade is paying money.

Theres no way they would deal with that again. And with becky staying there, the lesbian motel is full.
They did things out of ignorance of who amber really was in the past. They were fast friends and then found out shes insufferable and spent time trying to escape from ambers fat clutches cause nobody can just tell amber to fuck off.
Ambers getting content out because shes burned every bridge and if she cant support her current situation wipey will just disappear and she will be alone. Her greatest fear only second to not having an enormous amount of food near her at the ready.

 

[gampboonerisms]

All the Ambabies shocked about her no show lol. She will have been paid by YT, so even though her money's down, it's time to enjoy herself. The Thumb will have driven hours - in the car that's not reliable? - to take her to 'pull-off' some money. Weird phrase; surely you fetch money or get money, perhaps it reminds her of pulling off the 2 guys at the movies? - which of course never happened. Back before she pretended to be a dyke. We all know the only thing that turns Fatty on is food.
The Thumb will be collecting her allowance, because she does nothing unless there's something in it for her. Then it's Wommart for tat for her haul videos, along with plenty of crap to eat and snacks for the trip to the Cheesecake Factory.
They will have both worked their way through the entire menu, then back to Chez Amber, where Fatty will pass out, sat upright on her couch, struggling to breathe, then farting and following through, covering herself in shitted out orange chicken. Thumby will then creep out with a lopsided smug grin, happy that she doesn't have to clean it up.
Don't ever change Boo Boo. Don't you ever dare change.

The correct term there should be "pull out". You pull out cash from the atm. It still doesnt make sense why she needs cash, most of her purchases are online therefor she has some kind of card. But this is the dumb bitch who cant look for a similar chair or, god forbid, use a search perameter too look for something to hold her fat ass.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Im pretty sure there isnt going to be a chair there because big al cant fit in regular ones let alone try one out in a store without blowing up beckys phone trying to force her to be ambers uber again. A healthy dose of guilt tripping but in moderation of course.
With wipey forcing her into actually putting effort into her videos now i just assume wipey isnt paying any form of rent or anything. It just must be framed as
"Im giving you structure like a domme should. You should be grateful for this."
And "well if you dont want to follow my directions ill just leave"
I think shes got amber right where she wants her. At a standing desk making money like a good little piggy.


Theres no way they would deal with that again. And with becky staying there, the lesbian motel is full.
They did things out of ignorance of who amber really was in the past. They were fast friends and then found out shes insufferable and spent time trying to escape from ambers fat clutches cause nobody can just tell amber to fuck off.
Ambers getting content out because shes burned every bridge and if she cant support her current situation wipey will just disappear and she will be alone. Her greatest fear only second to not having an enormous amount of food near her at the ready.

I agree. The only reason the Kentucky team 10 tolerated her is because of Becky.
Amber has waddled from one gf to the next because she needed a place to live. This is the first time she had a home to offer to someone else. When wipey leaves her, Amber will have nowhere to go. She has no friends, and even her parents didn't want her enough as a child, let alone an adult, to take care of her. Nor would she have a way to get there.
Five years ago, she was with Krystal, on welfare- at least food stamps and Medicaid, and she will be back on welfare again soon, or find someone to leech onto again.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Definitely need a bankrupt saga. The more affluent she got, the more of a vapid sour bitch she became. Fat cunt needs a reality check.

 

[Anal birth]

Definitely need a bankrupt saga. The more affluent she got, the more of a vapid sour bitch she became. Fat cunt needs a reality check.

I don't think she could manage a DSP-esque burnout. Unless Danielle Steele released all her books on gold paper, she eats a lot but its probably within her budget and she doesn't seem to have any Gacha games addictions, like DSP.

 

[King Fructose]

Definitely need a bankrupt saga. The more affluent she got, the more of a vapid sour bitch she became. Fat cunt needs a reality check.

Mukbang: 10 pounds of ramen

 

[Insulin reid]

Definitely need a bankrupt saga. The more affluent she got, the more of a vapid sour bitch she became. Fat cunt needs a reality check.

There was a recent live where her supporters are wondering that if shes doing ok and fake humble bragging why did she beg for donations when she said she wasnt doing well financially. Of course she got indignant and acted brand new that her ambabies would dare question her. Avoiding anything and just moving on.

Her "uwu help me im poor" momen(t) didnt mix well with the fact that every time she takes money from her dumbass ambabies she puts her shelf ass on a pedistal like shes a self made Kim Kardashian celeb millionare and everyone- ambabies and haydurs alike- are just peasants who only exist to give her attention.
I cant wait to see her struggle to do anything that doesnt cost a shit ton of money. I want to see the panic when shes living paycheck to paycheck like most of us.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

There was a recent live where her supporters are wondering that if shes doing ok and fake humble bragging why did she beg for donations when she said she wasnt doing well financially. Of course she got indignant and acted brand new that her ambabies would dare question her. Avoiding anything and just moving on.

When did she recently beg for donations? She was selling trash on Instagram to speds and the speds bought it.

It's unsettling that I might have anything at all in common with Amber, but bolth of us literally don't know what this is about.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Is Wifey actually gone do you think? I know Amber is a liar and she is being vague about who the 'friends' are that she has over - But has Jade actually left the building or do you think they are doing the 'open relationship friends with benefits' bullshit?

 

[MissDrama]

Is Wifey actually gone do you think? I know Amber is a liar and she is being vague about who the 'friends' are that she has over - But has Jade actually left the building or do you think they are doing the 'open relationship friends with benefits' bullshit?

I doubt she's left, Amberlynn can't live alone and getting a standing desk just for her sounds ridiculous, a standing desk sounds like something Wifey would have recommended and wanted to use herself as well, and getting furniture like that only is normal if she plans to stay for longer.

 

[Insulin reid]

When did she recently beg for donations? She was selling trash on Instagram to speds and the speds bought it.

It's unsettling that I might have anything at all in common with Amber, but bolth of us literally don't know what this is about.

Unless im mistaken there was a live around the time becky was about on her way out she did some ebegging essentially and it was enough for me to go "wtf is this for real?" But i dont have a timestamp for a live or anything but i could swear she did something like this.

She was admitting shes hard up for cash and for people to hit up her insta store or donate to a PayPal or cash app link she has. Shes admitted nothing to recent questions about it and just pretends she didnt ever do or say anything akin to it like she always does.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Is Wifey actually gone do you think? I know Amber is a liar and she is being vague about who the 'friends' are that she has over - But has Jade actually left the building or do you think they are doing the 'open relationship friends with benefits' bullshit?

She is still there. Otherwise, Amber would not have moved to the guest bedroom. There is also no way that she could live by herself. Amber does not have new friends, Wifey does.

I doubt she's left, Amberlynn can't live alone and getting a standing desk just for her sounds ridiculous, a standing desk sounds like something Wifey would have recommended and wanted to use herself as well, and getting furniture like that only is normal if she plans to stay for longer.

The standing desk was never for herself. It was seen in one of her videos and had to justify it by saying it was hers. It is clearly for Wifey. The part where she says that she needs a chair for it shows that she does not know how to use a standing desk.