Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Trianon]

Oh, and apparently she can ”speak llama”. Them alpacas better watch out. [A]
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Kindness to Bonnie: [llama noises]

Kindness to the Tranch:

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I'm not surprised she's still going with the seizures & spoons, rather than something more concrete like covid; even though it's easily provable, and even though she probably actually does have it.

Then of course she'd need to quarantine & etc, but she'd much rather be the tranch typhoid mary.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Let me help you out. She’s lying.

I know she's lying, I just want to know what exactly she's lying about. I like to know the details before I call people out. I did the same thing with her sex trafficking and kidnapping stories and even looked on PACER to confirm that she was lying and then she chimped out and said she was deleting evidence because I wouldn't believe her and it was glorious. I only do the dissecting to pin her to the wall.

You also have to search "siezure" and "siezures" because she spells it wrong (probably purposefully) sometimes.

I'll add that to the post when I have time

I like how, when she was going through her thread, she replied to every insult except the ones calling her a big fucking lying phony. Real thunk provoking.

She replied to mine when I said she wasn't sex trafficked or kidnapped and she said the media didn't tell her story. I then pointed out that she lied because in a previous tweet, she said that her family had talked to the media every time she was kidnapped. And then she stopped replying to me.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Bonbon, if you're actually legit feeling sick and not just copying Kindless, then your symptoms sound like what is typical for morbidly obese, middle aged men: poor blood circulation, uncontrolled diabetes, and sleep apnea. Luckily for you, there's an easy solution: stop being fat. Not even joking.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Bonbon, if you're actually legit feeling sick and not just copying Kindless, then your symptoms sound like what is typical for morbidly obese, middle aged men: poor blood circulation, uncontrolled diabetes, and sleep apnea. Luckily for you, there's an easy solution: stop being fat. Not even joking.

How do you expect a lazy fuck who's been packing on pounds after pounds and doesn't even work any more to lose all that weight? There are so many cows whose lives would improve immeasurably if they lost a considerable amount of weight and none of them manage to do it.

Then again he seems to have lost his access to the infamous Tran Ranch Burrito Nights, so his rate of gaining weight might slow down.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

How do you expect a lazy fuck who's been packing on pounds after pounds and doesn't even work any more to lose all that weight? There are so many cows whose lives would improve immeasurably if they lost a considerable amount of weight and none of them manage to do it.

Then again he seems to have lost his access to the infamous Tran Ranch Burrito Nights, so his rate of gaining weight might slow down.

Yeah, that boy ain't losing any weight. Just pointing out that the solution to his (and almost every other morbidly obese person) self inflicted pain is pretty simple, stop eating so damn much. Is it easy? No, but being morbidly obese isn't easy, either.

If he does lose weight it will only be because Kindless cooking sucks and they're both too broke to afford fast food. Kindless is already a twig and probably won't complain about being hungry, but how will Boonie handle it? Have we ever seen any of the tranchers getting hangry?

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Yeah, that boy ain't losing any weight. Just pointing out that the solution to his (and almost every other morbidly obese person) self inflicted pain is pretty simple, stop eating so damn much. Is it easy? No, but being morbidly obese isn't easy, either.

If he does lose weight it will only be because Kindless cooking sucks and they're both too broke to afford fast food. Kindless is already a twig and probably won't complain about being hungry, but how will Boonie handle it? Have we ever seen any of the tranchers getting hangry?

Maybe Kindness can let Bonbon borrow some of her meth adderall

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Have we ever seen any of the tranchers getting hangry?

No, not to my knowledge. As far as I can remember there were conflicts over

• Kev being a fucking coomer and using Tran Ranch as a dating service
• troonsformers taking up so much space
• Alyssa
• some yard troon getting too big for his britches and getting kicked out
• Don Pablo "Gordo" Mendoza giving Kev the stink-eye in Tran Ranch documentary segments

But food? Can't recall a single instance.

 

[retard strength]

Correction: Previous Tweets show Kindness is broke until she needs fast food, then somehow she "barely manages to afford it". Thanks Bank of Mom!

 

[SofondaCox]

Bonnie is going full on munchie now: [A]
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He still stands by his “I am better than doctors” nonsense [A]
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Dr. Pablo Mengele reaches a diagnosis. [A]
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Alyssa was just on her usual nonsense today, being sick like she is every day
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She discusses why she isn’t going to a doctor either: [A]
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Bad seizures [A]
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The ENORMOUS struggle to lurch away from the cum stains on the sheet. Too exhausted to chew, but the Twitter muscles are in perfect working order. Truly a modern medical spectacle.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

Kindness could've become a doctor and set up a small clinic or joined missions to help the desperately poor outside our dirty capitalist system, but I assume her next argument is she shouldn't have to pay for medical school or be expected to study because seizures and spoons. Two conditions that make for excellent, dependable doctors.

She'd mature some if she accepted this is as good as it'll get, this is her best form. A lot lizard for society's ditch diggers.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Unfortunately with threads like these, they always get a few woke people speculating on shit.

So here's a rundown for all you armchair psychologists and neurologists.

DID isn't real
Her seizures aren't real
No one cares if she was actually abused as a kid
Shut the fuck up

 

[Open Window Maniac]

In essence: Most people act differently at a children’s birthday party than at a nightclub. That doesn’t make you Sally TooGood and Veronica Slutbitch cohabitating the same body. That makes you socially aware.

I’ve also read that people that remain calm in high stress situations talk to themself and narrate to themself in almost third person. This doesn’t mean some Demon warrior named after an anime seized control of their body and orders them around. It’s the same person using a calming technique.

And lastly, liking sunflower seeds and finding Pirate movies fun doesn’t make you a Parrot in the way liking watermelon and basketball doesnt make you black in the same way liking rice bowls and K-Pop doesn’t make you Korean in the same way being an actual exceptional individual autist fuck doesn’t make you an anime protagonist in the same way wearing a dress and listening to hypno porn doesn’t make you a True & Honest woman in the same way growing hair on your legs, naming yourself Gaydenn, and reading homo stories on literotica written by women makes you a man.

Are we living in the ultimate post modern hell hole reality possible that this is hate speech..?

The answer is a resounding yes.

 

[Oxyjen]

Admitting the pimply skin condition she has is unsightly and making noises to do something about it. Gold star for Alyssa and a proud day for the farmers of this thread.
(Hint: stop taking hormones and methamphetamine).

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Updated the seizure post with the misspellings. Not that much else added but I added it anyway.

Unfortunately with threads like these, they always get a few woke people speculating on shit.

So here's a rundown for all you armchair psychologists and neurologists.

DID isn't real
Her seizures aren't real
No one cares if she was actually abused as a kid
Shut the fuck up

Mate, holy shit calm down we all know she's lying. Some of us just like to dissect her lies to see how badly formed they are. For example, I took the time to chart everything because it's important that we archive everything and also because I was bored and wanted to see any trends. Plus I thought it would be helpful for others to actually get a summary of her munching when it comes to seizures. It could be good when updating the OP or when something happens in the future.

Talking shit about lolcows is only one thing when it comes to the farms. Another part is documenting everything.

Edit in order to not double post: Made a connection with her symptoms and her adderall use and also updated the seizure post. It's literally just side effects from popping too many pills. Nausea, chills, vomiting, pain, and weakness are all side effects from adderall use. A few weeks before she started talking about seizures, she said she talked to her psychiatrist to up her dosage in adderall.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

She'd mature some if she accepted this is as good as it'll get, this is her best form. A lot lizard for society's ditch diggers.

Powerlevel but a union ditch digger can afford much better trim.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Updated the seizure post with the misspellings. Not that much else added but I added it anyway.


Mate, holy shit calm down we all know she's lying. Some of us just like to dissect her lies to see how badly formed they are. For example, I took the time to chart everything because it's important that we archive everything and also because I was bored and wanted to see any trends. Plus I thought it would be helpful for others to actually get a summary of her munching when it comes to seizures. It could be good when updating the OP or when something happens in the future.

Talking shit about lolcows is only one thing when it comes to the farms. Another part is documenting everything.

Edit in order to not double post: Made a connection with her symptoms and her adderall use and also updated the seizure post. It's literally just side effects from popping too many pills. Nausea, chills, vomiting, pain, and weakness are all side effects from adderall use. A few weeks before she started talking about seizures, she said she talked to her psychiatrist to up her dosage in adderall.

I'm more referring to all the exceptional individuals that pop in like "well my friend has sooper real DID and it doesn't look like alyssas! I once saw a real seizure and it doesn't look like alyssas!"

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Now I'm curious about her adderall use so I'm posting tweets that seem of importance.

https://archive.ph/ZaQeK


https://archive.ph/4GSmz


https://archive.ph/fqdxR
I don't even know what this means.


https://archive.ph/rcdJQ
So she abuses adderall because what she actually needs is therapy but she uses adderall instead.



https://archive.ph/2Uhpx

Spoiler: Very interesting thread talking about what adderall does to her

https://archive.ph/dDCAP

Spoiler: Argument with her psychiatrist

https://archive.ph/Qolhd

Spoiler: interesting thread about adderall addiction

https://archive.ph/AKp6O

https://archive.ph/wg2ZG


https://archive.ph/1I8Bd

Spoiler: A moment where she accepts being hooked on adderall

https://archive.ph/gVQTD

https://archive.ph/aYBTP
Yeah, uppers will do that.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

0/10 neurologists recommend climbing into a full bathtub while in the throes of a grand mal seizure cluster.

Only because they haven’t been initiated into the mysteries of baptomancy. A skilled bathwitch like Kindness can cure any ailment with a tub of warm water and the right scented candles.

 

[stupid frog]

nano-whatever is basically a yearly challenge where you're supposed to write x words per day, and end up with, ideally, your first novel draft or some shit. so i guess its a joke about how much she tweets


also, how would adderall calm someone mentally?