Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[A Detachable Penis]

While the colors are nice, that rectangle is pixelated. Also I'm sure the labels are retarded.


I'm pretty sure you can't be a solitary druid.


Femcel.


Oh yeah, a fujoshi femcel.

 

[JaneThough]

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While the colors are nice, that rectangle is pixelated. Also I'm sure the labels are exceptional.

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I'm pretty sure you can't be a solitary druid.

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Femcel.

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Oh yeah, a fujoshi femcel.

LOL wait what? Ship Nando/Miguel, is that what she's saying? Ship the POC slave to the white guy who's kept him enslaved essentially by lying to him for over a decade? Very unwoke, Staph!

 

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[Aunt Carol]

One single SSRI is weaksauce if you're going to brag about how mentally ill and disabled you are.

Also note she didn't keep up the joke, use some more astrology terms and say she's on the cusp of Pepcid. Just that rush to get the tiniest bit of attention.

 

[contradiction of terns]

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I'm pretty sure you can't be a solitary druid.

There's apparently a Solitary Druid Fellowship, which was/is considered an experimental branch of paganism. I don't know if adding the modifier 'hedge' changes it any, but if it makes you feel better I doubt she's properly researched it or actually knows what she's talking about.

There appears to be a Reddit group about them, so I'm guessing she saw it there and added it to her giant pile of labels.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

LOL wait what? Ship Nando/Miguel, is that what she's saying? Ship the POC slave to the white guy who's kept him enslaved essentially by lying to him for over a decade? Very unwoke, Staph!

Guillermo x Nandor has been teased relentlessly through this season, and the general fandom consensus seems to be that if you are opposed to it you are a filthy fucking homophobe. Even the official FX and Hulu twitter accounts are playing into this.

Anyone who points out that there's a severe power imbalance, the abusive treatment, or the deception, is just a filthy fucking homophobe who needs to "take their blinders off and realize that gay people exist in media". The producers apparently went on record to say that everyone on the show is pansexual, and ever since then it's been a complete shitshow.

 

[JaneThough]

Guillermo x Nandor has been teased relentlessly through this season, and the general fandom consensus seems to be that if you are opposed to it you are a filthy fucking homophobe. Even the official FX and Hulu twitter accounts are playing into this.

Anyone who points out that there's a severe power imbalance, the abusive treatment, or the deception, is just a filthy fucking homophobe who needs to "take their blinders off and realize that gay people exist in media". The producers apparently went on record to say that everyone on the show is pansexual, and ever since then it's been a complete shitshow.

(Hiding my shame for misspelling/forgetting the names in my THC stupor. Not even going to edit, bathe in my stupidity)

The “everyone is pansexual” thing seems like a flippant way to just say “lol we’re gonna do whatever whenever” which is basically what they’ve done with the characters sexualities in the show. I would not call it representation by any means, as they’re all kind of sex pests.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Was Staph into Vampires before or is this a new thing? I could see her being a quality energy vampire.

 

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[Chromeo]

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Waitwaitwait, so she can drive, has a license and all, and most likely an available car if her parents each have one, but she actively chooses not to "because I don't want to" and doesn't take rideshares?? She just forces her parents to take her everywhere????
[resists being MATI]

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Waitwaitwait, so she can drive, has a license and all, and most likely an available car if her parents each have one, but she actively chooses not to "because I don't want to" and doesn't take rideshares?? She just forces her parents to take her everywhere????
[resists being MATI]

IIRC she had to sell her car last year when she was strapped for cash. She'd probably be a complete safety hazard on the roads anyway, singing her POO POO PEE PEE songs loudly while ignoring road signs and lamp posts.

 

[Law]

"Kenochoric" and "aldernic" sound like terms from a paperback fantasy book.

Also eating aryuvedic coconut chocolate shakti bars sounds like some real white woman shit. Hope they don't run out of glass pumpkins at Target before you get there, Steph.

 

[Miss Misery]

Ayurveda Shakti Bar : Chocolate Coconut

Introducing Ayurveda Shakti Bars as part of The Ojas Collection. In Ayurveda, the word Shakti is associated with energy, power, strength and endurance. This is one of its kind plant based wholesome and delicious snack that is infused with Ayurveda superfoods. It tastes amazing and is made with...

www.elementstruffles.com

Ingredients: Organic Dates, Organic Cacao Powder, Organic Shredded Coconut

Nigga go to the store and make that shit yourself for a lot less than FOUR DOLLARS per 1.6 ounce serving.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Ayurveda Shakti Bar : Chocolate Coconut

Introducing Ayurveda Shakti Bars as part of The Ojas Collection. In Ayurveda, the word Shakti is associated with energy, power, strength and endurance. This is one of its kind plant based wholesome and delicious snack that is infused with Ayurveda superfoods. It tastes amazing and is made with...

www.elementstruffles.com

Ingredients: Organic Dates, Organic Cacao Powder, Organic Shredded Coconut

Nigga go to the store and make that shit yourself for a lot less than FOUR DOLLARS per 1.6 ounce serving.

But that won't have the ttlly rad witchy new wave mumbo-jumbo name, and more importantly, it takes some work ugh.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

this dumb bitch just goes to Wegmans and buys fancy sodas and sweets and pretends she's being healthy.

FWIW, Mr Polexio tried that orange Ollipop soda and said it was pretty good, tasted like orange soda.

 

[Meowzers]

IIRC she had to sell her car last year when she was strapped for cash. She'd probably be a complete safety hazard on the roads anyway, singing her POO POO PEE PEE songs loudly while ignoring road signs and lamp posts.

i wouldn't worry, she's said before that her ghost boyfriends sit in the passenger seat to keep her calm while she drives! although, i get the feeling richard ramirez wouldn't be a very good carpool buddy. for uh, reasons.

 

[Online Fossil]

I’ve never read this thread before and as soon as I saw

Her Photobucket username is ClayAikenGurl

I lol’d, idk how many here were active online in the early aughts when Clay Aiken was popular and he had obsessive fans called Claymates that were basically all old ladies and weird tween girls, but trust me, if KF had been a thing back then, they 100% would have had a thread.

So basically what happened since to this girl doesn’t surprise me whatsoever (other than the gender stuff but that just comes with the territory of being an exceptional female on the internet nowadays I guess)

 

[Vi0l3t]

So when her parents finally pass and they leave her the house ect, how long do you think itll take before she loses it? Or straight up sells it?

 

[forgotten corn]

So when her parents finally pass and they leave her the house ect, how long do you think itll take before she loses it? Or straight up sells it?

It won’t take long I’m sure. Considering she’s practically allergic to responsibility I really doubt she’s going to be ready for homeownership. And can you even imagine Staph maintaining the yard? Out on a Saturday in her fedora mowing the lawn.

 

[Miss Misery]

Out on a Saturday in her fedora mowing the lawn.

She should be doing that anyway.