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KiwiFuzz said:
His horny on main shit is so performative.

I don't get it.
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Coom&groom. What exactly is it you don't understand?

Edit: to expand upon my point...
We know Kev developed maladaptive coping mechanisms after the death of his father. He discovered the internet and somewhere along the road turned into a terminally online /b/tard and definitely dabbled in /d/egeneracy. He became a right proper wanker, a real fucking jerk-off, and I use those as descriptors instead of insults: he beat his meat like it owed him money, like inmates beat chomos, like Iron Mike Tyson beat Michael Spinks - you get the picture. Now, after losing his ability to coom he must feel a compulsion and a psychological need for a substitute, thus his public and performative coomposting, interlinked with the second component, grooming, which also feeds into his crippling need for external validation.
He, just like most other trannies, needs constant asspats and reinforcement how getting the chop was totally the best decision ever, and the best reinforcement and validation is having other people follow his choices.
 
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CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
It’s been like 12 hours, let’s see what Kevin’s up to. And his polycule, I kind of ignored them for a while. I hope I don’t piss everyone off with the constant updates recently, I’m going through some shit and these tard tweets and kiwi responses can actually make me laugh :heart-full:

Kevin’s calmed down from scaring people by screaming in the elevator and riding tricycles around, so he worked on his fursona: [A]
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50 minutes after complaining about how annoying it is to constantly have to check his credit card info to buy toys online when TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE, he asks for people to send him money on cashapp in exchange for cash. I don’t know what happened to cause him to have no cash or why he needs it so desperately, but I really hope that neither answer involves Hasbro. [A]
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He retweeted and quote tweeted a bunch of shit about toys, so I’m probably being optimistic. Anyways, he went back to designing the fursuit of his (wet) dreams: [A]
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Kevin soon found himself overwhelmed with the urge to consoom, this time from the Dealer’s Den. [A]
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And consoom he did. [A]
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Back to fursuit plans though! [A]
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The rest of his feed was more typical Kevin replies/quote tweets/retweets about toys, BLFC, being unnecessarily and excessively horny, etc along with some random unimportant con pics (not of himself) and videos of shows.
And unintelligible babble like this: [A]
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Oh and he’s going to buy food at Starbucks (which isn’t exactly cheap, especially when you consider how much Kevin would typically eat) [A]
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As I write this post, he’s still posting. [A]
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Kevin shares his love and support for someone who’s recently come out. You know, this kind of support and energy would be very sweet and dare I say, wholesome, had it not been Kevin actively trying to get someone to ruin their life. Next thing you know, he’s gonna be saying shit like, “get the bottom surgery, babe!💕 best decision ever!” [A]
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Moving on, we have Neck, who as it turns out actually was visiting his children.
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He may or may not be with Neck. I don’t know if they were just flirting online weirdly or what, but I kind of hope so, because having your dad who’s now your other mom pull up with their genderspecial fuckfriend has got to make for an awkward family reunion.
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Random bullshit:
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My favorite Neck tweet from today
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First time he’s seen his kids since June:
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Wedge did relatively less seething today. [1], [2]
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I would rather have the “we should all stop eating at Wendy’s for a week to destroy capitalism” type takes than see this shit. [A]
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Lol, he’s SO blatantly hoping someone will just make him his dream fur suit for totally free and surprise him with it.
 
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C’mon, dude. Outback Steak House was right there and you wouldn’t even need to change the name!!
 

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As long as we're providing soundtracks to the tricycle ride, I have a couple of nominations myself, spliced together using a shitty online video editing application.

Firstly, for obvious reasons:


This one's a bit more obscure. The joke makes sense if you know the background, and I will be very, very happy if someone does :).
 
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KiwiFuzz said:
His horny on main shit is so performative.

I don't get it.
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In additon to what other said, think of all his friendship circle and who they are. Answer: fetishist and sex lovers. What does Kevin hate the most? Being isolated and not fitting in, lacking attention from asspatters. Therefore, Kevin MUST sound like other horny people and MUST make post about horny things, as it was an interest he still wants to enjoy and a signifier he's in a group and still is with it in spite of the lack of erecting.

greengrilledcheese said:
"so good!!!"
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There's actual transwoman who can sing and he stans this bozo. I'm sorry about the hearing damage, grandpa Kevvie.
 
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CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
Wedge did relatively less seething today. [1], [2]
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Lol, poor Wedge, who can't even try and work a normal job because he doesn't want to deal with people questioning his gender all the time. Maybe if you didn't grow a pair of tits and cut your balls off you'd actually have a big titty milf. But nah, you got Kevin and still don't have a thread.
 
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