Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Cooking with Surfer: Southwest BBQ Grenouilles TWIC Double Feature

 

[Nig]

i also remember when ralph was talking about the surfer/ppp fight on his morning show, godwinson called in with a voice changer to shit on ppp. which i thought at the time was to troll ralph or maybe now it was to fuck with ppp?

If we're thinking of the same voice.. That sounded like someone using a voice changer to do a Simp Masterson tier imitation of Godwinson. But I'd have to listen to it again.

 

[A big guy (for you)]

Honourabu Archivu 6

The Daiymo reveals that PPP inserts a monkey into his anus

Spoiler: PPP revelation

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Wise words about E-celebs

Spoiler: Illusion, Desire and Pain

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The Daiymo says PPP has 48 hours to refute the charges, or their non-aggression pppact is off.

Spoiler: Dark Night of the Soul 申し訳ありません

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And a local archive of This Week in Nectar: The triads paid for NP2, featuring PPP, Godwinson and Leopirate. Streamed on May 26th 2020
0 to 3:24 is a vlog about a baby kangaroo, then a clip of the Dick show until 8:41. Mainly focused on Josh's cope during the NP2 conspiracy arc.

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[Just Another Apocalypse]

 

[Crystal Golem]

"Meeting with people should be a matter of quickly grasping
their temperament and reacting appropriately to this person and
that... A certain priest said that if one thoughtlessly crosses a river
of unknown depths and shallows, he will die in its currents with-
out ever reaching the other side or finishing his business."
- Hagakure Chapter 2

 

[Ulex]

PPP Origins: Felted by a Succubus

 

[Crystal Golem]

PPP Origins: Felted by a Succubus
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Wow! So PPP thought doing some autistic pol fedpost was going to get him some girl and not committed to the funny farm. All this while he is attempting to join the intelligence service like he wouldn't be under extra scrutiny and then has the nerve to act incredulous about it.

This is just pure Ralph levels of "nothing is ever my fault". He really is the next Gunt.

 

[FujiWuji]

Whoa, ancient kino is being unearthed. It's crazy how much younger ppp and the lizard look. It wasn't even that long ago.

 

[American Bullfrog]

The Daiymo leaks feat. PPP and @Perspicacity

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Spoiler: The Leaks

 

[instythot]

Whoa, ancient kino is being unearthed. It's crazy how much younger ppp and the lizard look. It wasn't even that long ago.

They say that the presidency ages a man, but they haven't learned about several hour livestreams over who's the biggest faggot yet

 

[Perspicacity]

The Daiymo leaks feat. PPP and @Perspicacity

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Hi Daiymo.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

This is just pure Ralph levels of "nothing is ever my fault". He really is the next Gunt.

He already has the gambling addiction too, and that’s before his life started circling the drain. Now imagine how much worse it will get.

At least Ralph has somewhat of an excuse of feeling depressed about his life (even if everything happening to him is by his own doing)

 

[instythot]

He already has the gambling addiction too, and that’s before his life started circling the drain. Now imagine how much worse it will get.

At least Ralph has somewhat of an excuse of feeling depressed about his life (even if everything happening to him is by his own doing)

He is currently unemployed and lives in a camper in the woods with Canadian temperatures hovering around freezing, which should tell us that his family, including Croc won't take him in. How much worse is it realistically going to get?

 

[AltisticRight]

The Daiymo leaks feat. PPP and @Perspicacity

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Spoiler: The Leaks

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Summary from these massive phone posts.
First part with PPP.

• Jokes about getting videogames from e-whores, but actually gets video games from e-whores.
• Gahoole and Surfer are shit, PPP and Snakewinson Hope not Hate Mi6 lizardmen are good
• Godwinson and PPP are done as "full time entertainers" (nigga get a real job)
• Presumably the drama between PPP and Surfer doesn't affect him
• Materialism is turning PPP's videos into shit, anime reviews are gay and cucking to the audience
• (PPP rationalises the above with a massive cope, saying it's funnelling money away from weebs thus based. COPE)
• Some 36th Chamber of Shaolin crap (youth monks with fighting powers, some Chinese drama thing I guess)
• PPP got laid off because of the rona, refuses to take the jab so he's just fired... I mean the layoff is indefinite
• PPP spends too much time fumbling online while his living situation and finances are in a dire situation
• PPP was living off Cuckadia ronabux, while he bites the hands that are fuelling his Nintendo Switch arsenal
• The online shit was impacting his real life (admission to having no life?)
• PPP, Godwinson, Kraut and Warski collaboration?

Second part with perspickity

• Don't be hard on Ashtonne, he's in a bad headspace, privately, be nice to him
• Gahoole stream was shit
• Wants entertainment, not self-pity like in Gahoole's case
• PPP was defensive (presumably in exchange above, which is true)
• PPP and perspickity are pals
• PPP is genuinely in a shitty position
• 30+ hours of surfer rants
• PPP needs to chill
• Be an artist, not an autist
• PPP is living in some camper in the Canadian wilderness

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

He is currently unemployed and lives in a camper in the woods with Canadian temperatures hovering around freezing, which should tell us that his family, including Croc won't take him in. How much worse is it realistically going to get?

Pretty sure Croc is younger than him. PPP being 25/25 would put Croc around 22-23. He could still be finishing up his post secondary schooling and/or apprenticeship.

Even if by some miracle he has a half decent job and a 1 bedroom apartment / basement apartment good luck supporting your 375 pound Druggie brother who just sits around smoking weed all day and emailing e girls who are actually Russian men named Boris.

 

[RichardRApe]

He is currently unemployed and lives in a camper in the woods with Canadian temperatures hovering around freezing, which should tell us that his family, including Croc won't take him in. How much worse is it realistically going to get?

Yeah it's pretty bad for PPP right now, I felt he was so cruel to Gahoole but he was just lashing out and taking his personal frustrations out on him. Hopefully he lands in his feet. This Daiymo guy seems like a fag though.

 

[Sammich]

Sad to see PPP in such a bad spot, sad to see his former friend drop all this dirt on him. Sort of takes the fun out of it all. At least PPP is young enough to make some adjustments and straighten his shit out, Surfer dropping all that shit is just unforgivable. Sure, it's great for us to laugh at them, but who would want to be friend with him going forward?
I have always tried to be honest about enjoying his streams, but those have been shit for months. I hope he gets his shit lined out and gets back to being a retard on youtube.

 

[instythot]

Yeah it's pretty bad for PPP right now, I felt he was so cruel to Gahoole but he was just lashing out and taking his personal frustrations out on him. Hopefully he lands in his feet. This Daiymo guy seems like a fag though.

I heard that same inflection in PPPs voice as when he was just quietly winding up JMK for good portions of it, and it just seemed to devolve into something far more personal when that didn't get the desired result. Everyone involved in this appears to be talking to and about everyone else privately and possibly running discord ops, so I can't even pretend to know what might have prompted it

I think the daiymo is refreshingly wholesome in this sphere filled with Nazi larpers, degenerate rednecks, catboy fuckers, retard fuckers, content sprayers, 1318 holocaust denying Jews, intellectuals who aren't as smart as they think they are and internet tough guys. I just can't dislike someone who jumps in the middle of all that as a fat guy pretending to be a samurai sincerely trying to teach us all his weeaboo nonsense, and I enjoy the commitment to the character even if he has trouble doing the accent properly for a full 10 minutes

 

[LaurenLauren]

He is currently unemployed and lives in a camper in the woods with Canadian temperatures hovering around freezing, which should tell us that his family, including Croc won't take him in. How much worse is it realistically going to get?

PPP, my offer is still on the table, but hurry up fattie - the end onf the month is coming. How will you upload your balck metal review viedes (recorded in corpsepain ofc) without an Internet connection?

 

[Ulex]

Sad to see PPP in such a bad spot, sad to see his former friend drop all this dirt on him. Sort of takes the fun out of it all. At least PPP is young enough to make some adjustments and straighten his shit out, Surfer dropping all that shit is just unforgivable. Sure, it's great for us to laugh at them, but who would want to be friend with him going forward?

Some of the stuff Surfer has revealed though, I feel like ppp had made a lot of "brohood" and roommate transgressions already, and surfer had been putting up with it longer than he should have. Then ppp goes on Gahoole's stream and continues to be a ralphesque piece of shit, (pedo this pedo that im the big dawg I have big views I get the girls I get the money fuck you fuck them yadda yadda) I'm really not surprised with Surfer's response to counter and expound on some of the bullshit PPP was spewing on that stream. Tough times or not he seems like a really nasty person, which I always suspected. The glee in his voice when talking about selling that expired meat, ripping people off with expensive contracts, telling that one guy "yeah I like anime too" to help get the guy to hurry and buy his Nintendo console. There are better people to feel sorry for, and I appreciate Surfer not letting PPP get away with the bullshit we saw on Gahoole's stream.