Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Un-Clit]

This is what she gets for being soft-hearted enough to throw Russhole a sop in the ruling where she rejected every claim and dismissed the entire case with prejudice.

By saying essentially (to anyone but Russ) "It looks like those KFers were mean to you all right, but this court is not the place to do anything about it, at least not with the claims you are making" she all unknowingly really said to him:

"I'm a soft-hearted gal who should really be selling my ass on the street waiting for a nice guy like you to sweep me off my feet. I really don't know anything about law. Golly gee, how did I get this job? But those evil Kiwis really were nasty to you all right, and you deserve to win! If you could only explain your plights better, so that my poor wamen's brain can wrap itself around all your legal acumen, I am sure I can find for your claims 100% actual damages plus 1,000,000.00 punitive damages too!! Then after court is dismissed for the day, do you think you might like to ask a lady to a dish of Coldstone Creamery ice-cream to celebrate your victory over Jersh, Skordas and all those Kiwi Orchards mentally ill trolls?"

 

[pr3nt177]

Yet more proof, if ever needed, that greer refuses to accept "no means no"...no matter the subject.

 

[Kosher Salt]

That's what clerks are for.

It'd be just like an elderly judge to probably want a hardcopy of the internet. Imagine some poor clerk having to print out Russell's Kiwifarms thread.

All 3,221 pages of it...

 

[AngryTreeRat]

It'd be just like an elderly judge to probably want a hardcopy of the internet. Imagine some poor clerk having to print out Russell's Kiwifarms thread.

All 3,221 pages of it...

I suspect the clerk would explain there it would take far too much paper, that they would need several thousand pages, and instead sit the judge at their desk with a computer and show them how to navigate the site before they clear that judge's schedule for the next month. Imagine a judge becoming a farmer over Russ.

 

[Miss Misery]

I suspect the clerk would explain there it would take far too much paper, that they would need several thousand pages, and instead sit the judge at their desk with a computer and show them how to navigate the site before they clear that judge's schedule for the next month. Imagine a judge becoming a farmer over Russ.

HA HA THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CAN AFFORD REAMS UPON REAMS OF PAPER AND TONER CARTRIDGES GALORE!!

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

This is what she gets for being soft-hearted enough to throw Russhole a sop in the ruling where she rejected every claim and dismissed the entire case with prejudice.

By saying essentially (to anyone but Russ) "It looks like those KFers were mean to you all right, but this court is not the place to do anything about it, at least not with the claims you are making" she all unknowingly really said to him:

"I'm a soft-hearted gal who should really be selling my ass on the street waiting for a nice guy like you to sweep me off my feet. I really don't know anything about law. Golly gee, how did I get this job? But those evil Kiwis really were nasty to you all right, and you deserve to win! If you could only explain your plights better, so that my poor wamen's brain can wrap itself around all your legal acumen, I am sure I can find for your claims 100% actual damages plus 1,000,000.00 punitive damages too!! Then after court is dismissed for the day, do you think you might like to ask a lady to a dish of Coldstone Creamery ice-cream to celebrate your victory over Jersh, Skordas and all those Kiwi Orchards mentally ill trolls?"

She's been a judge for how many years and can't get a sense of what kind of person Shit Lips is from his pages of ridiculous, inappropriate fillings and can't choose her words more carefully? Come on. She's getting excatly what she deserves, which is Russell taking advantage of her weakness to waste her time, be annoying, and talk down to her. Don't coddle a tard next time.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

HA HA THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CAN AFFORD REAMS UPON REAMS OF PAPER AND TONER CARTRIDGES GALORE!!

Just because they can afford it, doesn't mean it is something they would feel it is a reasonable use of resources for. Even the idiotic American government would look down on THAT particular waste of paper. Besides, we both know it isn't a matter of cost, but a matter of no clerk wanting to carry all those pages to the judge's office.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Just because they can afford it, doesn't mean it is something they would feel it is a reasonable use of resources for. Even the idiotic American government would look down on THAT particular waste of paper. Besides, we both know it isn't a matter of cost, but a matter of no clerk wanting to carry all those pages to the judge's office.

I dunno, I think the idea of somebody being paid by the hour to read through this entire thread is a hilarious prospect.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I dunno, I think the idea of somebody being paid by the hour to read through this entire thread is a hilarious prospect.

I just had the mental image of a clerk having to read through this entire thread and print off the best parts for the judge after they got scared off by the length.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I just had the mental image of a clerk having to read through this entire thread and print off the best parts for the judge after they got scared off by the length.

I'd do it for free, but only because I love introducing normies to Russ.

Well, maybe not totally "free". I'd definitely want to see her face when she read the highlights.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I dunno, I think the idea of somebody being paid by the hour to read through this entire thread is a hilarious prospect.

I'd do it for about $20/hr plus booze. You can't digest this thread in one sitting sober.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I'd do it for about $20/hr plus booze. You can't digest this thread in one sitting sober.

You’d die of alcohol poisoning halfway through

 

[Pip Squeak]

Tbf, you could cut this thread to half its size if you cut out all our sperging, the guess work while he’s on a quiet period and the repeating stuff while we’re bored of waiting for him to do something fucking stupid again.

I kind of like those bits, the lulls are as much a part of the Russ experience as the horror and hilarity of his actions.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'd do it for about $20/hr plus booze. You can't digest this thread in one sitting sober.

A lot of it could be cut out but it would take some time to separate the wheat from the chaff. I'd say to focus on the parts with the "Highlight" and whatever commentary on his "plights" are.

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ has done so much stupid shit that he's given us the plights of having to sort through all of his shit

 

[DrJonesHat]

A lot of it could be cut out but it would take some time to separate the wheat from the chaff. I'd say to focus on the parts with the "Highlight" and whatever commentary on his "plights" are.

I'd still probably need a liver transplant afterwards.

Russ has done so much stupid shit that he's given us the plights of having to sort through all of his shit

We should sue for emotional damages!

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'd still probably need a liver transplant afterwards.


We should sue for emotional damages!

And for the rehab having to read through everything.

Could you imagine the tard rage at having everybody in the Orchards sue Russtard for emotional damages? His plights would go into orbit.

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm taking the time to read Russ' magnum opus and it's fantastic. It's a weird outsider art story that has dreams and fantasy set against a heavily deluded man's inner monologue. It reminds me a lot of Only Forward. The writing is hilarious

Spoiler

The famous head scene

Sometimes he hits close to home

A full action sequence

Just nonsense

Boomer Humor

Three exclamation marks

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm taking the time to read Russ' magnum opus and it's fantastic. It's a weird outsider art story that has dreams and fantasy set against a heavily deluded man's inner monologue. It reminds me a lot of Only Forward. The writing is hilarious

Spoiler

The famous head scene
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Sometimes he hits close to home
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That last part is important because I seriously doubt a legal receptionist screamed at him. Russ perceives anyone telling him no as hostile and combative. You also highlighted his rather obnoxious trait of either explaining a joke he just told, or pointing out he told a joke. And his head shriveled? I missed that part. That explains a lot.

This is worth going over for the new people: Russ relentless hammered Taylor's family with messages and pleas to put him in touch with Taylor to "explain." Now, having a complete weirdo contact you out of the blue using information that's supposed to be private (he used one of those people finder sites, he paid) demanding to be put in touch with your world famous daughter would strike any normal person (ie Not Russ), as invasive. Taylor's family's lawyer said that his attempts to reach her through them were to "an invasive and troubling degree." Russ seized on this as proof Taylor hates him because he's disabled. He also says they never asked him to stop, which they probably did, but Russ has shown he'll ignore requests to leave someone alone if he thinks he's justified in bothering them (he always does think he's justified.)

 

[TurdFondler]

Fully 99% of that book didn't happen. He just dives into these fantasy scenarios without letting the reader know. His depiction of Taylor's lawyer is amazing, the first time we meet him he's at a trial defending a man accused of rape. Because of Russ' omnipresent narration we know the man is guilty and the lawyer takes great pride in legally crushing the poor woman.