DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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I love how Phil refers to the days when he was a chubby fatso with zero muscle tone as "back when I was buff".

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

What a faggot bitching about shit he knows nothing about.
“Death metal is just noise, no rhythm no talent”
This nigger has apparently never heard bands like Necrophagist or Archspire. Extremely technically proficient shit Phil could never do in a lifetime.
I’m a death metal aficionado so Phil bitching about it pisses me the same way like when he bitches about souls games

Edit: also that game probably doesn’t have death metal and it’s just metalcore faggotry and Phil’s just an exceptional individual that can’t tell the difference. REEEEE

give tophats

I'm shocked someone got that concrete of an opinion out of Phil, even if it was an ignorant as hell one. But I guess Phil's audience listens to him on the regular, so they probably wouldn't get offended by his musical tastes. Not as virulent as politics, but...

Besides, its not like someone like Phil would recognize or appreciate technical skill and expertise. Phil's the kind of nigger who'd think the caramel drizzle is the reason his expensive coffee tastes good, and not the half a gallon of vanilla-flavored sugar syrup. Phil genuinely thinks walking sims are peak game design. There's no accounting for taste, but its clear Phil's is the worst.

No one cares about the opinion of the guy who buys the album and only listens to the singles that charted.

 

[LordPriapus]

he got banned tonight?

Yea, or timed out. Not sure which one, but he didn't come back after it happened

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

"Here's the truth, and this is me being honest.."

Why would you feel the need to say this unless you were otherwise a completely disingenuous person.

That phrase also only ever precedes him complimenting himself, begging for money, or shitting on a game/other streamers. It's never "Listen guys, I have to come clean. I was wrong."

 

[LordPriapus]

What compels you to be a mod for DSP

lol that's me in the 2nd screen shot.

Phil was in a completely faggoty mood today--not sure if he was in early stages of alcohol withdrawls or what, but he banned a bunch of people (I got timed out, kek).

Lol. OIC trying to pretend he isn't KB and make himself relevant. He might be as insane and exceptional as the rest of DSP's wheelchairs. What a fucking loser.

I really don't think OIC is Kevin. Kevin has such a different way of talking. Plus Philbert either banned him or timed him out tonight--he'd never do that to his lord god king OIC.

 

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I really don't think OIC is Kevin. Kevin has such a different way of talking. Plus Philbert either banned him or timed him out tonight--he'd never do that to his lord god king OIC.

OIC talk in the chat.

 

[Sup3r]

lol that's me in the 2nd screen shot.

Phil was in a completely faggoty mood today--not sure if he was in early stages of alcohol withdrawls or what, but he banned a bunch of people (I got timed out, kek).

He's always in that mood. He bans if they "derail" (aka talk about something the pig doesn't like or know about) or if they say anything he disagrees with, unless they pay him. It's just that years of hermithood plus the ability to silence those who disagree with him has left him with some of the thinnest skin on the internet, as shocking as that sounds.

Also he just had a day off, he'll be freshly stocked of gin.

 

[Schmeckel]

What compels you to be a mod for DSP

Four puzzle pieces.

 

[Sup3r]

What compels you to be a mod for DSP

Being rejected by everywhere else and having the illusion of power over others.

 

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Being rejected by everywhere else and having the illusion of power over others.

That's pretty much it.

We know most of Phil's mods don't even like him. Swagginz probably hates him in fact, after how many times Phil has dressed him down and emasculated him in public. But they stay because in that little group they are important.

That dude Eternal Napalm treats modding like he is law enforcement. It's probably the only time these people who are quiet little bitches in real life can ever impose themselves on anyone.

In the leaked discord logs you could see the mods all talking about how to go about banning kids who are spamming "Kat loves niggers!" as though it's serious business.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's a posing homo at all times.

It's even funnier when he shows he's a poseur in topics he claims he's an expert at, like fighting games and Itahlien food. At least while he's pig ignorant about the vast majority of fighting games I can concede that he does know quite a lot about about Super Turbo and MvC, on the other hand I don't think I've ever heard him pigsplaining "authentic" Itahlien food without wanting to shoot myself because he gets everything wrong.

also that game probably doesn’t have death metal and it’s just metalcore faggotry and Phil’s just an exceptional individual that can’t tell the difference. REEEEE

Most of the soundtrack from that game is tek-deafcore yes.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Been playing the PC port of Persona 4 Golden for quite a long time(an excellent game, by the way)and this piece of dialogue reminded me of my favorite pigroach.

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Lol, how drunk is he right now?

Persona 4 Golden is probably my favorite game. It has the complete package of good gameplay, great art style, well-written characters (okay Teddie is a bit annoying) and story. The English dub is outstanding. You can just see everywhere how fantastic and coherent the game/design direction is. Even the menu (sounds)! Oh and maybe people don't like the music genre but it fits perfectly. Golden itself is a massive improvement over the first release. The people who worked on this game really cared about it.

Shoutouts to BuffMeister!

About Phil: Not sure how drunk he is...he himself as a professional alcoholic streamer can't tell either, I think. A guy who can't entertain people with good/interesting commentary has to fall back to fake clowning. It's exemplary how he has to lie about everything. Phil is more fake than the blue haired muppets he hates so much.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Been playing the PC port of Persona 4 Golden for quite a long time(an excellent game, by the way)and this piece of dialogue reminded me of my favorite pigroach.

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All I can think of when someone mentions "DSP" and "Persona" is DSP's ragequit of Persona 3 after his paypigs shelled out over $1200 for him to play it. "No, I refuse!"

 

[Pargon]

Persona 4 Golden is probably my favorite game. It has the complete package of good gameplay, great art style, well-written characters (okay Teddie is a bit annoying) and story. The English dub is outstanding. You can just see everywhere how fantastic and coherent the game/design direction is. Even the menu (sounds)! Oh and maybe people don't like the music genre but it fits perfectly. Golden itself is a massive improvement over the first release. The people who worked on this game really cared about it.

Mate I respect you and imma let you finish but P4G has the worst final dungeon of all time.

of all time

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You should really consider killing yourself.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

DSP openly mocking his chat before the stream has even started.
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Edit: Why is he doing his full cam during prestreams now? No one wants to see that dude.

This shit right here. He didn't ask if his fatass was gonna play it. He asked if Paul, as a video game streamer, knew when a certain game is coming out because he doesn't. You know, the thing that's supposed to be his job. But considering he sucks at it, of course he wouldn't know. But to take a simple question of "when is it coming out?" and make of that a "I'M already playing 6 games". That's great Paul, but there was no mention of you in that question whatsoever. Not everything is about you you fat retard

 

[Wasabi Panda]

It only exploded because some KFC manager advertised it as a party food during Christmas which did so well because Japan didn't really have any Christmas traditions. Thus, Japanese eat KFC on Christmas as a tradition. It wasn't because it was a gourmet food, but rather something unique and different. Again Dave makes shit up because he is dumb, like how a rainy day fund is used on rainy days.

There's a bit of irony here, that it became popular because it started a Christmas tradition yet he shits on it cause, it's not authentic. Yet, PP, the uber chad Italian, he doesn't do the feast of the seven fishes but instead goes out for Chinese food as a tradition because he saw it in a movie.

 

[Somecatchyname]

I think at this point Phil should just stream mobile games specifically WWE Champions. I mean he puts so much money into it he might as well get something more out of it. But, I think we all know Phil's ego couldn't handle showing the detractors were right even if it could help him. The paypigs with him now are in too deep they aren't going to leave.

I also think he should play ff14. It's free to download and anyone can play up to level 60 for free. For Phil who is already slow at games 60 levels in a mmo with no money down to play and has some single player content would be great. Also at least the wheelchairs especially Derich could look at catgirls and not just Phil struggling to understand the controls.

But, I doubt either one of these will happen due to Phil's ego and him being a coward and a prude.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I chuckle every time this pops up. Wonder when a pewdiepie one will emerge:

How big was the tip he was clown moding over?

 

[Pisstrooper]

Pretty sure the King Booker is a brand new 5 Star. That with the Beck Lynch makes it look like he's getting the most out of that "shower" money.
Imagine your entire world, your finances, your hopes and dreams, your drive, beginning and ending with a gem-breaking mobile game. It's probably the smallest, most depressing existence possible. These pixels are what get him up in the morning. I truly weep for the PP.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

I know small streamers who would be insanely happy with $25 a stream. This guy's entitlement is off the charts.

Don't forget that this is the same idiot who thinks having a 13 year "legacy" means people automatically owe him money for nothing....