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Meiwaku said:
This is an exceptional individual as well holy shit. Seems we missed the concert but don't worry we can hear the full thing here.
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https://tonyasong.bandcamp.com/track/whispers-of-aught
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Boy howdy...

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Edit: Hey Pretendian, there's no 'e' on the end of Washo when speaking of the language, not the tribe. Autistic to be sure on my part, but if you bothered to do any research you'd know there are plenty of places in the Lake Tahoe area that acknowledge/honor the local Native people.

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Fetish Roulette said:
As long as we're providing soundtracks to the tricycle ride, I have a couple of nominations myself, spliced together using a shitty online video editing application.
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Andy Williams did this 50 years ago (I recommend that you don't actually watch this)
S.C.U.D. said:
Kevin forehead update:
I swear the hairline's moved back a quarter inch since last week.
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I don't know what he's been doing in that shower, but it clearly didn't involve soap
 
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AMHOLIO said:
There's actual transwoman who can sing and he stans this bozo. I'm sorry about the hearing damage, grandpa Kevvie.
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Meiwaku said:
This is an exceptional individual as well holy shit. Seems we missed the concert but don't worry we can hear the full thing here.
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Ronnie Rocket said:
Boy howdy...

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Edit: Hey Pretendian, there's no 'e' on the end of Washo when speaking of the language, not the tribe. Autistic to be sure on my part, but if you bothered to do any research you'd know there are plenty of places in the Lake Tahoe area that acknowledge/honor the local Native people.

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Looking at the profile, fursona, the claims to be a person of color etc, you'd think this person would be at least lightly browned, tanned, or have some other feature that marks them as part of Totally Not White You Guys club.

Nope, sounds and looks like every other white trans hon.

Looking at the schedule for this convention (findable online through their website, twitter, or using web search) there were several other people listed as performing during the event:

Pepper (white, popufag), Cassidy Civet (suppposedly canadian indian, also whiter-than-any-real-indian trans hon, up and coming drama magent), and some other non-drama no names who are also, all white. There was one "band" who features a actual melanated person in their group. That's just the stage performers: about 98% of the panels and other events listed are hosted/run by white furries. About 50% of that is troons, the other 50% ugly/old gay men.

There's more real diversity and representation of people at a country club taco night than this event. :stress:
 
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CommonSenseWYAHoney said:
It’s been like 12 hours, let’s see what Kevin’s up to. And his polycule, I kind of ignored them for a while. I hope I don’t piss everyone off with the constant updates recently, I’m going through some shit and these tard tweets and kiwi responses can actually make me laugh :heart-full:

Kevin’s calmed down from scaring people by screaming in the elevator and riding tricycles around, so he worked on his fursona: [A]
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50 minutes after complaining about how annoying it is to constantly have to check his credit card info to buy toys online when TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE, he asks for people to send him money on cashapp in exchange for cash. I don’t know what happened to cause him to have no cash or why he needs it so desperately, but I really hope that neither answer involves Hasbro. [A]
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He retweeted and quote tweeted a bunch of shit about toys, so I’m probably being optimistic. Anyways, he went back to designing the fursuit of his (wet) dreams: [A]
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Kevin soon found himself overwhelmed with the urge to consoom, this time from the Dealer’s Den. [A]
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And consoom he did. [A]
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Back to fursuit plans though! [A]
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The rest of his feed was more typical Kevin replies/quote tweets/retweets about toys, BLFC, being unnecessarily and excessively horny, etc along with some random unimportant con pics (not of himself) and videos of shows.
And unintelligible babble like this: [A]
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Oh and he’s going to buy food at Starbucks (which isn’t exactly cheap, especially when you consider how much Kevin would typically eat) [A]
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As I write this post, he’s still posting. [A]
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Kevin shares his love and support for someone who’s recently come out. You know, this kind of support and energy would be very sweet and dare I say, wholesome, had it not been Kevin actively trying to get someone to ruin their life. Next thing you know, he’s gonna be saying shit like, “get the bottom surgery, babe!💕 best decision ever!” [A]
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Moving on, we have Neck, who as it turns out actually was visiting his children.
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He may or may not be with Neck. I don’t know if they were just flirting online weirdly or what, but I kind of hope so, because having your dad who’s now your other mom pull up with their genderspecial fuckfriend has got to make for an awkward family reunion.
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My favorite Neck tweet from today
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First time he’s seen his kids since June:
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Wedge did relatively less seething today. [1], [2]
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I would rather have the “we should all stop eating at Wendy’s for a week to destroy capitalism” type takes than see this shit. [A]
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Die, Neck.
 
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The Silent Perjority said:
I would very much like to get my mouth on a gilrdick.

Well come on over then!

It's late and I'm tired though.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking hell Kev, every fucking time!
Why not say "Well it's late now but I'll be there tomorrow to suck that dick right off your body!"
like any normal horny person would. You are such a transparent fraud man!
You are literally surrounded by girldique, you could be sucking one every 5 minutes if you had even a scintilla of honesty about your desires.

Yeah we could make porn in our shower! Give me cock!
Mines right here.
I'm tired though.


Just brilliant.
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You nailed it there. It's bizarre to think about but somehow Kevin got so lost in sexual fantasy that he gave up sex. I mean he literally cut his dick and balls off, I'm sure he doesn't get horny in any real sense anymore. But performative hyper-sexuality on social media is so central to his identity and persona (and remember, he thinks of himself as Kind of a Big Deal on Twitter) that he cannot stop. Maybe the fantasizing is also somehow titillating to him even without the ability to get physically aroused, although it must be immensely frustrating too since there's no possibility of physical release. Sex itself I'm sure is a nightmarish ordeal of pain and barely repressed body horror at this point. He really created an absolute hell-world for himself, and the funniest part is that to maintain his Twitter persona he has to always pretend he's extremely sexually fulfilled and happy with his choices.

And of course, the constant performative thirst-posting leads to hilariously transparent deflections like this one when some degen tries to take him up on the offer. Made even funnier by the fact that Kevin likes to fantasize about himself as a "free use slut", a completely available cumdump, 100% submissive and 100% horny all the time. He lies about his desires and the mental side of his sexual life just as flagrantly as he lies about physical aspects like orgasms and his very amazing and ladylike vagina.
 
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Meiwaku said:
This is an exceptional individual as well holy shit. Seems we missed the concert but don't worry we can hear the full thing here.
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Forgive me for the comparison, but the track reminds me of what The Phantom of the Opera might sound like if he had Down Syndrome. Also, I'd like to include this "biography" of our new friend:
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:story::story::story:

As for embedding this on the Farms, I think someone would actually have to pay the $2 he's charging for whatever fucking abstract art this is supposed to be.
 
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Guys, are you tired of wasting time everyday showering and applying deodorant to keep yourself from smelling like a sweaty ballsack? Well Kevin has the solution for you! Just cut those testicles right off and you'll never have to worry about personal hygiene again. [L/A]
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Another selfie in the same dinosaur shirt that he bought earlier this weekend. [L/A]
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