I think the funny thing for me in all this is knowing that:
1. Does Ravioli really think the con is going to bend over backwards for him over a printing shop THAT EVERYONE IN THE CON WILL USE. This isn't somebody going out of their way to ruin his day, they fucked up and Rioley has a nigga moment.
2. Anyone who actually looks into Rioley's account is going to see how fucking vile and angry he really is, and by the end of it the con staff will not need to do anything beyond banning him. Made even more funny knowing Sparx might try to confront the con staff, only to be told in no uncertain terms to shut the fuck up and begone, because there's no way Sparx doesn't see how potentially violent they could become.
3. So lets say Rioley doesn't have a diaper, I'm willing to guess he still fucking reeks.
Ripley's story is now changing again.
(Read this with JCS's voice)
One of the most obvious ways to tell someone is lying is by over-explaining details. Normally, when someone is asked a question and they are telling the truth, they will keep it simple, like someone asking Paul about what happened at work, normally, Paul would tell them yeah, it was another day at work, I did my job, had lunch, etc. If Paul was lying, he would over explain basic events that went on at work. This is also an easy way to catch someone in a lie, by pointing out details that were clearly unoticed as the lie was explained.