The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Apologies for the phone post here but I'll fix it later if it looks bad.

The brave Furmer who took photos of the last con reached out to me with some interesting info.

First, the staff between DenFur and this one are the same. And they have set the charity tables up near the front this time where staff and security can see them which is why we aren't getting pics. It would seem our dear Tranchers weren't super happy someone photographed them last time, so confirmation they read the thread as if we needed that.

Second, the Tranch is not "the" charity for this con. They are on rotating table as opposed to being the main one. Also noteworthy they are the only charity who kept their table up into the evening.

Third, Jen and Kevin have been manning the table pretty consistently since Thursday to the point of not getting to go to some dance that happened last night because of that. Penny has surprisingly been absent off and on. Ash Coyote was there yesterday to help them out as well, which makes one wonder if they got to go because of him.

Semper Fi to our furry again, thanks for the reports.

 

[Old Fart]

So Ash was there after having written he was so busy busy busy? Then that timeline someone posted seems to hold.

Edit: In Kevin's thread, Kevin writes he regrets that Ash couldn't come. Now I'm lost.

 

[Meiwaku]

Apologies for the phone post here but I'll fix it later if it looks bad.

The brave Furmer who took photos of the last con reached out to me with some interesting info.

First, the staff between DenFur and this one are the same. And they have set the charity tables up near the front this time where staff and security can see them which is why we aren't getting pics. It would seem our dear Tranchers weren't super happy someone photographed them last time, so confirmation they read the thread as if we needed that.

Second, the Tranch is not "the" charity for this con. They are on rotating table as opposed to being the main one. Also noteworthy they are the only charity who kept their table up into the evening.

Third, Jen and Kevin have been manning the table pretty consistently since Thursday to the point of not getting to go to some dance that happened last night because of that. Penny has surprisingly been absent off and on. Ash Coyote was there yesterday to help them out as well, which makes one wonder if they got to go because of him.

Semper Fi to our furry again, thanks for the reports.

I don't know why but I always feel like these reports are from someone in a fursuit wearing a wire with secret cameras inside the nose or some shit.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Alright I have another update from the furry Farmer who continues to brave the places we avoid. To be clear I post these as I am sent them, in the future if they attend another con I will wait until the final day and do one large dump to avoid posting so much shit. I'm sorry for not thinking ahead about that before.

1. The Tranch will NOT be receiving any funds from the charity events at the con. Any money raised they did by manning the table, I have no clue how this could not be a loss for them. The money raised by the con will be going Safe Haven Wildlife Sanctuary. Archive.

2. There is a piece of picture evidence our intrepid Furmer bravely took of either Ash, or an Ash imposter. I'd also like to point out that while these are taken from far away to avoid them noticing, the little table they have looks underwhelming for a group who spent the gas money etc to get out there and has to rely on the money they raise.

Spoiler: You decide, one in the red shirt

I can't tell for sure myself, our agent in the field says its definitely Ash which does make it curious why Ash said he wouldn't be there.

Penny super needs to redye the hair btw. Also Jen looks kind of sickly, particularly knowing how those nudes of his look. Wonder why his mommy dom hasn't asked him how much he is eating lately.

3. As noted in my first post, convention staff was seriously up the ass of the charities. They appeared to have been literally circling the area which is bizarre to me. I don't think thats normal for cons tbh.

4. The only Tranchers present were Jen, Kevin, and Penny this time. All the others are back neglecting the alpacas.

EDIT: @Apotheosis of the Liver based on pictures over on Kevin's thread, its believed Ash stayed with them. I'm going out on a limb and guessing Kevin and Ash shared a bed, because those two seem to actually be as close to friends as these guys can manage and then Jen and Penny shared the other bed.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

The only Tranchers present were Jen, Kevin, and Penny this time. All the others are back neglecting the alpacas.

I wonder what the sleeping arrangements were. Those three share a bed back at the tranch, so I wonder if two beds available changed anything. Like does Penny take one to himself, or does the least liked of the trio get booted into his own bed. Is sleeping by oneself a punishment or reward?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I wonder what the sleeping arrangements were. Those three share a bed back at the tranch, so I wonder if two beds available changed anything. Like does Penny take one to himself, or does the least liked of the trio get booted into his own bed. Is sleeping by oneself a punishment or reward?

3 smelly, unkepted, one with an amhol, full grown men sharing a single filthy bed.

 

[Shig O'nella]

3 smelly, unkepted, one with an amhol, full grown men sharing a single filthy bed.

Doesn't Housekeeping get enough shit from normal patrons already?

 

[stupid frog]

3 smelly, unkepted, one with an amhol, full grown men sharing a single filthy bed.

Good news, Jen cut his crotch open too.

 

[AGPinochet]

1. The Tranch will NOT be receiving any funds from the charity events at the con. Any money raised they did by manning the table, I have no clue how this could not be a loss for them. The money raised by the con will be going Safe Haven Wildlife Sanctuary. Archive.

ahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha so not only did kevin not get fucked like the incel he is but they are probably like a grand in the hole and are possibly going to get fucked into the ground by weather on the return trip
lmao.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Spoiler: You decide, one in the red shirt

I can't tell for sure myself, our agent in the field says its definitely Ash which does make it curious why Ash said he wouldn't be there.
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Penny super needs to redye the hair btw. Also Jen looks kind of sickly, particularly knowing how those nudes of his look. Wonder why his mommy dom hasn't asked him how much he is eating lately.
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lol fat

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Alright I am Penny super needs to redye the hair btw. Also Jen looks kind of sickly, particularly knowing how those nudes of his look. Wonder why his mommy dom hasn't asked him how much he’s been eating lately.

Yea, EstroJen does look pretty emaciated. Lemme guess, there isn’t shit to eat?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

You’d be surprised. Theoretically magic could be simply the effect of ritual on energy in the cosmos. Also truth is perspective based, as can be shown everywhere in the study of the human brain. Simply believing it is true, is in itself, magic.

There’s also the “aliens know magic and are really behind what we think gods are” theories.

But that’s going into some other random shit rather than laughing at a bunch of horrible transsexual ranchers with no skills at ranching.

But how do you claim to be doing Celt magic and not at least believe in Celtic gods? Isn't that some kind of cultural appropriation?

So, how much $ do you think they will actually get? Will it be enough to cover their gas for the ride home?

Also, Kev wanted to order something but said he didn't have any funds on his cards. Does that mean he is maxed out on credit cards? Or is this some kind of account linked to his inheritance which only gets funds transferred monthly? It's interesting that he had cash, but couldn't buy online because he had no card he could use. Not even a debit card.

 

[Trout P]

I don't know why but I always feel like these reports are from someone in a fursuit wearing a wire with secret cameras inside the nose or some shit.

Nah.
Most likely it's deep up the asshole.

 

[Trig.Point]

My main problem with the (Mass grave) earth barn is that it looks to be a bitch to clean out. Seems too short to drive the tractor into, plus no concrete means your digging out fill every time they clean it out. Of course they won't clean it out so the issue is redundant.

Is it possible that they built an earth barn, to avoid having to get planning permission or building inspections for a structure with permanent foundations.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

I can't tell for sure myself, our agent in the field says its definitely Ash which does make it curious why Ash said he wouldn't be there.
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Penny super needs to redye the hair btw. Also Jen looks kind of sickly, particularly knowing how those nudes of his look. Wonder why his mommy dom hasn't asked him how much he is eating lately.
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I would classify big red as a braphog but as we all know, you have to be a woman for that classification.

If they put out another gofundme in the near future, I'm willing to bet Kev and penny went overboard buying toys and merch there. Gonna wait and see if they post on twitter or something on the shit they buy.

 

[Näkki]

So, what I'm hearing is that somehow the tranch wasn't the worst thing there? Furry cons are wild.

 

[AprilRains]

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So, what I'm hearing is that somehow the tranch wasn't the worst thing there? Furry cons are wild.

How sure are you that the Tranch wasn't involved in any of that?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Is it possible that they built an earth barn, to avoid having to get planning permission or building inspections for a structure with permanent foundations.

They ain't building shit...have you seen the outside shower?

 

[0 0]

How sure are you that the Tranch wasn't involved in any of that?

That would be the "biohazard warning."

 

[Spunt]

Christ those pictures really show how bald Kevin is now. In his selfies he just looks receding, but when he can't control the angle of the shot his head looks like a bloated pumpkin with a skullet.