DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[the khat quaffer]

He used to wear that "DEAL WITH IT" shirt to tournaments, too. He was such a basic-bitch 2000's edgelord.

Ugh, I just got an image of him with gel-spiked hair, a Hawaiian white shell surfer necklace, a volcom t-shirt and massive ugly jorts, beating a 7 year old at Mortal Kombat in a pizza parlor and saying "nothin' personal, kid."

... Nah, that's a bit unrealistic. The kid would win and Phil would scream about lag.

To be fair though Snort puts like 2-3 ads on a 12-15 minute video (where 2 minutes is the intro-outro).

I only know this because I listen sometimes while driving and I get an ad about TEN TO FIFTEEN POUNDS OF TOXIC POOP IN YOUR BODY.

Watch YouTube on a browser like Firefox (you'll have to install the ublock extension) or Brave, which disables ads automatically and makes script blocking a no-brainer. And try not to run anyone over in anger from having to listen to that pig's auto-tuned voice.

Thank me later.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

In defense of Phil for a moment when that $300 rolled in he didn't know who it came from. His greed was just happy to get it. The man took the supposed last $11 from a supporter once and didn't think twice. So would phil refund the $300 HELL NO he wouldn't.

Those 300 dollars will have already been spent by the time time someone in chat tries to press him about who this guy really was, so it's a null point.

 

[Darksfadil]

Fuck me that little rant about 50 viewers leaving once the tips goal was hit was funny. Yes Phil, alot of us tune in towards the end of a stream to check if tips are low because your miserable begging is so good to watch. Once a tip comes in, you're nothing but boringness.

 

[Pisstrooper]

So do you guys think he's gonna fail and rage as hard on the GTA 3 remake as he did on the original? That was really some of the best salt, and handholding doesn't solve his problems with driving and just generally terrible situational awareness. They will probably dumb it down and babymode it for people like Phil, ironically just as Metokur said devs are doing when watching his original playthrough. Truly a lot of pathos for this playthrough.

Gotta love how he always retcons his salt and raging after finishing a game, pretending he loved every minute of it despite sounding like he was on the verge of frustration-sobs.

 

[detractorzer0]

Phil recently encouraged an underaged fan to lie about being 18 to watch his videos.

This particular move aged quite badly, if I do say so myself.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Sean just deleted/privatized his videos after I sweated him in Philbert's chat at the end of the stream.

So did anyone archive the videos or did this worthless niggerfaggot just burn the fun.

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

The lame part about all this p3d0 business is that Phil probably won't say anything about it, either that or he'll do some mental gymnastics to think he's a detractor somehow.

I wonder how Kat would react if she found out her next doordash meal was funded by a p3d0?

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Day 1: Phil encourages children to lie about being over 18 so they can give him more money. "Why not just say you're 18", the pigroach says.
Day 2: Phil receives 300$ tip from pedo.
Gee whiz, could there be a connection here????

 

[Mhallachd]

It looks like the average playtime for the three GTA games combined is around 60 hours. If you factor in the pig fails and the stalling then fuck we are in for 6 months of this shit.

Also god help us all if Sean finds out that Derich has a curated list of child focused Instagram accounts.

 

[RunescapeSydePhil]

Who is this faggot and why does he have a hard on trying to control the detractor community? All his post are always about how detractors shouldn't say this or that. Do things his way or your some SOK fag. Dudes completely obsess with what others think about DSP. It's fucking mindboggling some people.

 

[The Undying]

I know nothing about the youtube system. I do know he turned his comments back on. All the comments on the recent videos appear to be positive without anybody shitting on him. Is there something that is allowing this to happen, or is he just deleting comments?

 

[hundredthousand]

The lame part about all this p3d0 business is that Phil probably won't say anything about it, either that or he'll do some mental gymnastics to think he's a detractor somehow.

I wonder how Kat would react if she found out her next doordash meal was funded by a p3d0?

Kat's life since marrying Phil has been funded by lying to lonelies, kids, and the handicapped. If she doesn't care by this point, she won't mind taking money from a pedophile either.

I think any sense of shame she had vanished the day she decided to marry Phil.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I know nothing about the youtube system. I do know he turned his comments back on. All the comments on the recent videos appear to be positive without anybody shitting on him. Is there something that is allowing this to happen, or is he just deleting comments?

iirc youtube always offered the option to approve comments before publishing them, but it kinda fell out of publicity since only very few channels used it.
phil enabled it just to allow retards to post paid comments, but he monitors everything before it gets published, that's why everything looks positive.
someone said a few pages ago that you can write something positive, phil will publish it and then you can go back to edit the comment to whatever you like.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

Who is this faggot and why does he have a hard on trying to control the detractor community? All his post are always about how detractors shouldn't say this or that. Do things his way or your some SOK fag. Dudes completely obsess with what others think about DSP. It's fucking mindboggling some people.

You'd think he'd give up spouting his opinions on the pig with such piss poor interaction on his tweets, but he just keeps on going. An echo chamber to rival DSP's himself.

 

[Bigpapapump]

DSP ditched morals whenever he learned he could make money by playing games on YouTube

Gotta disagree. Guys like Dave, who will malinger, and half ass their way through life, never or only very rarely puting forth actual effort in even their most beloved hobbies, generally start life with few or low morals. Not to powerlevel too hard here, but I'm similar in age, and have had my own struggles with addiction, and fending off my inherent laziness etc.. i beat my addictions so far, but only by completely remapping who i am as a man. Dave could too, as his addictions are more easily managed, but first he'd have to set moral standards, develope a work ethic, and push himself. He won't. Tl;dr, Dave has no morals to have qualms with.

 

[harbinger]

If she doesn't care by this point, she won't mind taking money from a pedophile either.

Jenna Brazymamo would

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Well, I never expected to tune into Kiwifarts today to find out that Phil allegedly got 300 buxxx from a homeless pedophile but here we are. To celebrate this Islamic khantent, here's 3 Islamic autogenerated thumbnails with his ghoulish visage from yesterday and 2 days ago.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I know nothing about the youtube system. I do know he turned his comments back on. All the comments on the recent videos appear to be positive without anybody shitting on him. Is there something that is allowing this to happen, or is he just deleting comments?

Him saying he "turned comments back on" is such a scummy way to say what he actually did. I attached a picture below with all the options you can select for your YT channels comments. What Phil did is select the "hold all comments for review" option making it so he has to go and pick all the few positive comments so it looks like he still has true and honest fans. It's definitely not the "potentially inappropriate" option because Phil is far too paranoid of someone commenting and having it not caught by his insane list of blocked words/phrases. Another reason I believe he is manually checking every comment is that if you just comment something innocent like "great stream!" it will not be posted publicly even days later meaning it's still in the queue for Phil to sign off on. This has led to a new strategy of people leaving positive comments only to edit them after they have been approved which in my opinion is hilarious.

 

[Lolidaki]

If you need people to give you money out of pity or "trolling teh trolls" then you've failed as an online "entertainer".

 

[NynchLiggers]

Gotta disagree. Guys like Dave, who will malinger, and half ass their way through life, never or only very rarely puting forth actual effort in even their most beloved hobbies, generally start life with few or low morals. Not to powerlevel too hard here, but I'm similar in age, and have had my own struggles with addiction, and fending off my inherent laziness etc.. i beat my addictions so far, but only by completely remapping who i am as a man. Dave could too, as his addictions are more easily managed, but first he'd have to set moral standards, develope a work ethic, and push himself. He won't. Tl;dr, Dave has no morals to have qualms with.

On a surface level living like DSP sounds appealing with the 95k a year for playing video games poorly, but a more careful look shows how miserable and depressing Phil's life truly is.