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>TFW you were born with no balls to cut off but still have to wash and put on deodorant (:_(

On the one hand, he has probably gone noseblind living in farm de taco night. On the other, it almost sounds like he thinks women are sexier smelling naturally, which makes me fear his sex drive and put him in the same camp as Chris of "pathetic but won't molest something that isn't weaker than himself" (see: Chris and Barb).
 
There are no English words for the sheer fucking joy I get from watching Kev trundling on a tricycle. Maybe in German, though.
die Autobahn des Teufels
We really need to figure out how to monetize Kevin's lies.
Get a sliver of a shiba-coin ray everytime he calls himself a lesbian, we'll keep this place in the black!
if 4chan's /lgbt/ board is to be believed
No.
Who’s gonna break it to Kev that women still produce testosterone? And it goes without saying, but here I go, BO is largely due to bacterial growth on the skin so women aren’t naturally exempt from stinking like shit.
I wonder what Kevin thinks when he sees woman's deodorant at the store.
Also Goodbye Horses should really be a go to at trans furry karaoke hellnight. Just lean in to it. Fuck it.
 
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Final day of BLFC was… eventful, to put it gently.

As previously discussed in this thread, Kevin bestowed some valuable convention advice upon us. [A]
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Quote tweeted one of his prior tweets to clarify that he was drunk. Unfortunately it was not the previous tweet you just read. [A]
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Witnessed a furry meetup [A]
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Started the last day of BLFC by taking a selfie in the same shirt he wore yesterday while waiting in the Starbucks line [A]
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The tranchers are staying in the hotel tonight. [A]
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Received what sounds like a hefty donation [A]
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Now this is where shit hits the fan. Apparently, Rioley got yeeted from the convention. Naturally, Kevin tweeted in his defense. [1]
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Then he began pondering his own experiences at the convention. [1]
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Yes, the convention went very well for him, the only minor inconvenience he faced was his ID tag thing at the very beginning (which Penny promptly took care of). Just look at how much shit he bought today/all weekend.
The official con T-shirt. [A]
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A dinosaur face mask [A]
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A dinosaur fanny pack [A]
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A boob mousepad (yes really) [A]
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And numerous pins. [A]
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He even made another tweet showcasing all of his dinosaur purchases. [A]
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He made numerous pizza references too.
Yes the spoiler titles were intentional
He poked fun at a BLFC poster. [A]
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It would seem that BLFC (or whoever runs the charity auctions) did too. [A]
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Kevin and co. ate The Last Supper at a California Pizza Kitchen. [A]
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He thanked the staff of BLFC for allowing him to come grift at their event (and for that grifting to have gone so well, it may be his favorite convention). [A]
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And then he wound down his last evening in the hotel with a nice shower. I chose to use a spoiler to transition from Kevin’s twitter feed to Neck’s, since it contains shirtless pics of both. They’re not actually NSFW but they’re kind of disturbing.
Do you see what I mean [A]
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More horny tweets from Kevin [1], [2]
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I don’t have anything to say about this.
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Or this.
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Wedge tweeted this a couple days ago, I have no idea what the hell is going on but apparently he actually did go with Neck to visit Neck’s children and his own family. [A]
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Mini-seethe over Texas yet again [A]
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Well, I just hope Wedge coming along inspires Neck's ex-wife to try her hardest to keep the kids away from him forever. Imagine having that pudgy angry clown whore interact with your children, I would lose my shit.

But the Rioley news is amazing. The Kevinverse never fails to deliver!
 
For some reason I always forget about the two fursuits walking through the frame in the middle, which makes it a joyous surprise every time.

And as much as I've enjoyed all the remixes, I think it's funniest with no soundtrack at all. Just an overgrown manbaby joylessly pedaling a giant tricycle around an empty room before plowing into a huge pair of dice, all the while unconvincingly telling himself he is the happiest he has ever been right now.

edit: I just realized why the fursuits are so funny: they're actually marching in step.
 
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