The Australian totalitarian megathread - She won't be right mate.

[Gimmick Account]

What nonsense. Once I took the vaccine my neural pathways reset. I became a superior Human. The vaccine fills my head with song, a joyous Neo-Liberal 'Great Reset'.....

Juffo-Wup is the hot light in the darkness.
All else is unfulfilled Void.

 

[borsabil]

I'm now OK with the vaccine mandates on the basis that they are so trivially easy to subvert

Faking a vaccine certificate is so easy that I'm almost inclined to believe the government made it that way on purpose. But then I remember the government is mostly made of lazy retards. The app is more of an issue, I imagine someone's already cloned it. When they insist that you need the app I'll look at what's available.

99% of the stuff I could potentially be restricted from is stuff I rarely if ever use anyway. Only major events like concerts and sports will be able to continue enforcing the charade anyway, I suspect most small business and pubs will throw their hands up in the air and give up relatively quickly and we should be supporting SME's at a time like this anyway to keep as many of our dollars out of globohomo's pocket as possible.

They can't get staff. Supposedly 99.9% of the population is vaccinated but hospitality venues are suffering because all their vaxx denying staff quit and they can't find replacements. They're blaming the closed borders and the lack of British backpackers and Pajeets. Funny after the previous 5 lockdowns they weren't facing the same issue. Mmmmm it's almost like they're lying? But yes you're right, wait a few weeks and most shops and restaurants will ignore it.

Anyway the big Covid news announcements were multiple countries banning the Moderna vaccine because it explodes kid's hearts, Fauci being found to be a puppy torturer and Dan coming out and saying he's going to send out text messages requiring Victorians to get their booster every 6 months. How the fuck does Dan know if you've had a vaccine or not? Medical records are supposed to be strictly private, but of course he does. None of these stories are getting coverage in the Australian media, instead they've flipped to muh climate change and 2050. The Australian media is 100% non-stop, and unapologetic, propaganda now.

 

[Richardface]

Juffo-Wup is the hot light in the darkness.
All else is unfulfilled Void.

Juffo-Wup fills your heart fibres and it grows turgid. Myocarditis ensues

 

[Richardface]

Faking a vaccine certificate is so easy that I'm almost inclined to believe the government made it that way on purpose. But then I remember the government is mostly made of lazy retards.

I do genuinely believe the NSW government's heart is not in vaxx oppression, but the dreaded focus groups have shown strong community support by the Karen element for them. Having passports but also having them trivial to subvert keeps Karen support but also means the resistant aren't placed with their backs to the wall and don't have to resist violently (as Mark McGowan in western Australia is discovering via the happy medium of death threats and "security incidents" at his home).

I was very happy with Australia's gun laws up to now, but with the latest events id have to say a few mass shooting are probably worth it to ensure politicians are afraid of passing people off too much.

 

[Nate Higgs]

Faking a vaccine certificate is so easy that I'm almost inclined to believe the government made it that way on purpose. But then I remember the government is mostly made of lazy retards. The app is more of an issue, I imagine someone's already cloned it. When they insist that you need the app I'll look at what's available.


They can't get staff. Supposedly 99.9% of the population is vaccinated but hospitality venues are suffering because all their vaxx denying staff quit and they can't find replacements. They're blaming the closed borders and the lack of British backpackers and Pajeets. Funny after the previous 5 lockdowns they weren't facing the same issue. Mmmmm it's almost like they're lying? But yes you're right, wait a few weeks and most shops and restaurants will ignore it.

Anyway the big Covid news announcements were multiple countries banning the Moderna vaccine because it explodes kid's hearts, Fauci being found to be a puppy torturer and Dan coming out and saying he's going to send out text messages requiring Victorians to get their booster every 6 months. How the fuck does Dan know if you've had a vaccine or not? Medical records are supposed to be strictly private, but of course he does. None of these stories are getting coverage in the Australian media, instead they've flipped to muh climate change and 2050. The Australian media is 100% non-stop, and unapologetic, propaganda now.

Well if you believe some of the conspiracy theories out there, widespread faking of vax passes will give them the excuse they need to bring in digital ID, which is allegedly the next phase of the plan.

They also don't care about small business as can be seen by lockdowns forcing many to go tits up.

Allegedly the economy was on the verge of collapse anyway, the supply chain crunch was on it's way regardless the "pandemic" is just a convenient scapegoat.

 

[borsabil]

Well if you believe some of the conspiracy theories out there, widespread faking of vax passes will give them the excuse they need to bring in digital ID, which is allegedly the next phase of the plan.

They also don't care about small business as can be seen by lockdowns forcing many to go tits up.

Allegedly the economy was on the verge of collapse anyway, the supply chain crunch was on it's way regardless the "pandemic" is just a convenient scapegoat.

What's amazing is the most out there conspiracies, for example forcing people to take the 6 monthly boosters, are now real. An acquaintance is one of the regional directors of the vaccine program, he told me months ago that the plan was to roll out boosters in age and health care in November and to everyone else before Christmas, at the time the messaging was that there was no need for boosters and the vaccine was 100% voluntary. He also said that the boosters would be given 3 monthly to the old and morbid and 5 monthly for everyone else. At the time I couldn't believe what I was hearing but here we are. The dude is a committed Branch Covidian, has no idea about my views, and considered it a common sense policy decision. All I know is that all of the stuff that's being rolled out now, the passports, mandates and booster program, has been in planning since last year.

The real conspiritard thinking is that the quarantine camps will be used to house refusers and they'll be forced jabbed in them. I'm still having a hard time accepting it's a possibility but why the fuck did they commission the construction of massive quarantine camps to be completed by the middle of next year when the government has already made a hard policy that no unvaccinated travelers will be allowed to enter the country? Maybe they just like wasting money or maybe the conspiracy theory is correct. Alternatively they're expecting a super vaccine resistant variant to emerge?

I do genuinely believe the NSW government's heart is not in vaxx oppression, but the dreaded focus groups have shown strong community support by the Karen element for them. Having passports but also having them trivial to subvert keeps Karen support but also means the resistant aren't placed with their backs to the wall and don't have to resist violently (as Mark McGowan in western Australia is discovering via the happy medium of death threats and "security incidents" at his home).

I was very happy with Australia's gun laws up to now, but with the latest events id have to say a few mass shooting are probably worth it to ensure politicians are afraid of passing people off too much.

NSW went ultra hard with the forced vaccinations so we'll see if they really take the boot off. If the restrictions are lifted in December and they don't announce plans to build quarantine facilities I'm 100% moving there.

 

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99% of the stuff I could potentially be restricted from is stuff I rarely if ever use anyway. Only major events like concerts and sports will be able to continue enforcing the charade anyway, I suspect most small business and pubs will throw their hands up in the air and give up relatively quickly and we should be supporting SME's at a time like this anyway to keep as many of our dollars out of globohomo's pocket as possible.

I've heard many of those venues don't even bother enforcing that, like some guy just takes one look and says "yeah looks valid, have fun" and that's it. I know from experience there's always lazy fucking security guards, like how it's usually pretty easy to sneak down onto the floor at a concert if you don't have tickets or go to better seats at a sports game.

Faking a vaccine certificate is so easy that I'm almost inclined to believe the government made it that way on purpose. But then I remember the government is mostly made of lazy retards. The app is more of an issue, I imagine someone's already cloned it. When they insist that you need the app I'll look at what's available.

It's pretty much just the same shit that goes on in your average communist country. There's countless stories of ordinary people in the Soviet Union, China, North Korea, etc. finding ways around the official rules because nobody gives a fuck to enforce them.

 

[Banana Cat]

Any Kiwis able to give me a hand?
Returning to work tomorrow and need to show proof of my first vaccine. I have the fake cert with both vaccines but work is under the assumption I've only had one which apparently doesn't show on your immunization history until you've had both?

 

[Blackhole]

Any Kiwis able to give me a hand?
Returning to work tomorrow and need to show proof of my first vaccine. I have the fake cert with both vaccines but work is under the assumption I've only had one which apparently doesn't show on your immunization history until you've had both?

You see goy,you don't actually count as fully vaxxed until 2 weeks after your second/third shot. dont quote me on this,i just think that's how it works down under

 

[borsabil]

Any Kiwis able to give me a hand?
Returning to work tomorrow and need to show proof of my first vaccine. I have the fake cert with both vaccines but work is under the assumption I've only had one which apparently doesn't show on your immunization history until you've had both?

You need an immunisation statement. Ones been posted on the thread already just exit to show one with whatever date you want. Careful about the ID number you put in

 

[Dude Snakes]

Juffo-Wup fills your heart fibres and it grows turgid. Myocarditis ensues

Starting to feel like this guy deserves it, been trying to be nice to him and everything coming out of (his?) mouth has been dismissive/mocking and praising of the Orwellian nightmare Australians are living through. Perhaps he is possessed? Part of me still feels bad for this fool.

 

[Begemot]

Starting to feel like this guy deserves it, been trying to be nice to him and everything coming out of (his?) mouth has been dismissive/mocking and praising of the Orwellian nightmare Australians are living through. Perhaps he is possessed? Part of me still feels bad for this fool.

The mark of the beast feels so good. Like my brain plasticity reset.........

I've lived through all the Melbourne lockdowns, you retrograde supercilious Yank. No barbers, no dentists, no sitdown restaurants. I took the vaccine as soon as I could because I believe in its efficiency, It's still better than the Florida and Texas numbers.

Anybody who refuses the vaccine is a traitor to humanity. You are hurting other human beings by refusing to take the vaccine.

 

[the clap]

Well shit, I got the vaccine because I heard it makes your balls bigger. Lied to, again.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Anybody who refuses the vaccine is a traitor to humanity. You are hurting other human beings by refusing to take the vaccine.

I was wondering where you were going with this bait but I'm very entertained at this point, so carry on sir.

 

[borsabil]

So Dan has proposed new, and permanent, legislation to deal with pandemics and holy shit

‘The race is on’: SA unveils reopening plan

Welcome to Tuesday’s live coverage of Australia’s Covid-19 situation.

www.news.com.au

The bill also includes the ability to apply pandemic orders to “classes of person” who can be identified by “their characteristics, attributes or circumstances”.

Dan will get to declare lockdowns whenever he feels like. 21K fines for anyone in breach of orders, which would include non compliance with mask mandates, vaxx pass check-ins and social distancing. You may be in breach of an order depending on the characteristic you display or the attributes you possess as an individual. Don't know what that means? Well neither does anyone else. Basically if Dan thinks you're a public health risk for merely existing you can be arrested.

The worst fears about turning the state into a totalitarian shithole are coming to pass. Focusing on the 'vaccination status' in the legislation, if you refuse a vaccine or booster you may well be breaking the law. Not just having work mandates and the like, if you refuse the jab you will be arrested, fined and potentially imprisoned until you do take the jab.

Well I'm done, I need to get the fuck out of here ASAP.

 

[Nate Higgs]

The guy is a fucking nutjob and will be forced to walk it back somewhat, but still prudent to GTFO.

 

[Begemot]

So Dan has proposed new, and permanent, legislation to deal with pandemics and holy shit

‘The race is on’: SA unveils reopening plan

Welcome to Tuesday’s live coverage of Australia’s Covid-19 situation.

www.news.com.au

Dan will get to declare lockdowns whenever he feels like. 21K fines for anyone in breach of orders, which would include non compliance with mask mandates, vaxx pass check-ins and social distancing. You may be in breach of an order depending on the characteristic you display or the attributes you possess as an individual. Don't know what that means? Well neither does anyone else. Basically if Dan thinks you're a public health risk for merely existing you can be arrested.

The worst fears about turning the state into a totalitarian shithole are coming to pass. Focusing on the 'vaccination status' in the legislation, if you refuse a vaccine or booster you may well be breaking the law. Not just having work mandates and the like, if you refuse the jab you will be arrested, fined and potentially imprisoned until you do take the jab.

Well I'm done, I need to get the fuck out of here ASAP.

Based....

 

[Richardface]

So Dan has proposed new, and permanent, legislation to deal with pandemics and holy shit

‘The race is on’: SA unveils reopening plan

Welcome to Tuesday’s live coverage of Australia’s Covid-19 situation.

www.news.com.au

Dan will get to declare lockdowns whenever he feels like. 21K fines for anyone in breach of orders, which would include non compliance with mask mandates, vaxx pass check-ins and social distancing. You may be in breach of an order depending on the characteristic you display or the attributes you possess as an individual. Don't know what that means? Well neither does anyone else. Basically if Dan thinks you're a public health risk for merely existing you can be arrested.

The worst fears about turning the state into a totalitarian shithole are coming to pass. Focusing on the 'vaccination status' in the legislation, if you refuse a vaccine or booster you may well be breaking the law. Not just having work mandates and the like, if you refuse the jab you will be arrested, fined and potentially imprisoned until you do take the jab.

Well I'm done, I need to get the fuck out of here ASAP.

But you'll miss out on his triumphal procession! I hear once he's crowned First Citizen he'll ritually strangle an unvaccinated nurse on the steps of parliament to symbolise how he single-handedly defeated COVID, alone amongst world leaders

 

[Derka Derka]

 

[Gimmick Account]

So Dan has proposed new, and permanent, legislation to deal with pandemics and holy shit

‘The race is on’: SA unveils reopening plan

Welcome to Tuesday’s live coverage of Australia’s Covid-19 situation.

www.news.com.au

Dan will get to declare lockdowns whenever he feels like. 21K fines for anyone in breach of orders, which would include non compliance with mask mandates, vaxx pass check-ins and social distancing. You may be in breach of an order depending on the characteristic you display or the attributes you possess as an individual. Don't know what that means? Well neither does anyone else. Basically if Dan thinks you're a public health risk for merely existing you can be arrested.

The worst fears about turning the state into a totalitarian shithole are coming to pass. Focusing on the 'vaccination status' in the legislation, if you refuse a vaccine or booster you may well be breaking the law. Not just having work mandates and the like, if you refuse the jab you will be arrested, fined and potentially imprisoned until you do take the jab.

Well I'm done, I need to get the fuck out of here ASAP.

Whether it gets walked back or not, if we had a sane system then even proposing something like that should cause a politician's bomb collar to go off.

Kinda makes me want to jump states since I can work remotely anyway but I'd probably still have to fly back for a week every few months which seems like a hassle.
Cut this shit out Vic, I'm tired