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[behindyourightnow]

Amy is second from the right. I think that is just a woman who doesn't give a shit about other women.
I listened to a podcast where she is interviewed, and does not sound like a dude.

I am trying to remember or figure out who the fella wearing the blonde wig is. Reminds me a bit of Pippa Bunce.

Yeah, her old picture from when she was in the TA looks female, and no man is that into horses. I suppose she is just the world's biggest pickme.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Isn’t Eris a fucking Final Fantasy name?

I've seen Attack on Titan fujoshi FTMs name themselves Eren and Levi.

Remember when the worst thing people did was name their kids after video game and anime characters?

I had to google what coban tape is and...

Jesus fucking christ, imagine having this wrapped around your dick. Imagine having this in your ass.

I imagine it’s only moderately less horrifying than having a detached phallo in there.

Ah, now this takes me back. Fellas, who doesn't remember being on the cusp of manhood when your dad takes you to the Penis Shop and helps you decide what level of rigidity you want in your future penis?

And I know we've all had those nights where the missus wants you to be on top and it's like 'ugh fine, let me go grab the splint and a roll of electrical tape so I can keep my flaccid lump of re-constituted Billy Bear meat upright; don't forget to shove the conch shell up your chuff so I can actually penetrate you, love'. Heh, women...am I right or am I right, lads?

I'm so glad that my FtM brothers can have this true-and-honest male experience like the rest of us, just how nature intended. We are living in blessed times.

Bit of a PL here, but i used to be a sales rep at my local Penis Shop. It’s one of those thankless, insignificant jobs, but hearing heartwarming stories like this makes it all worthwhile.

 

[Neko GF]

WE WUZ SPIRTUAL GUIDEZ 'N SHEEEIIIIIIT!!!

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[Fetish Roulette]

Ah, now this takes me back. Fellas, who doesn't remember being on the cusp of manhood when your dad takes you to the Penis Shop and helps you decide what level of rigidity you want in your future penis?

Wow, you're taking me back to my own Penis Shop memories. Thanks for the trip down memory lane! By the way, I highly recommend purchasing the Penis Insurance add-on: it's bailed me out more times than I can count.

And I know we've all had those nights where the missus wants you to be on top and it's like 'ugh fine, let me go grab the splint and a roll of electrical tape so I can keep my flaccid lump of re-constituted Billy Bear meat upright; don't forget to shove the conch shell up your chuff so I can actually penetrate you, love'. Heh, women...am I right or am I right, lads?

I'm so glad that my FtM brothers can have this true-and-honest male experience like the rest of us, just how nature intended. We are living in blessed times.

What about when she wants to have some fun on the road? I know every man here can relate to that frantic search for their Penis Repair Kit, and the sense of relief when you finally locate it. Experts recommend you keep three- one in your home, one in your car, and a smaller kit on your person for emergencies.

 

[Positron]

WE WUZ SPIRTUAL GUIDEZ 'N SHEEEIIIIIIT!!!
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So why don't YOU be our interpreter of the gods now?

 

[decaydent]

What about when she wants to have some fun on the road? I know every man here can relate to that frantic search for their Penis Repair Kit, and the sense of relief when you finally locate it. Experts recommend you keep three- one in your home, one in your car, and a smaller kit on your person for emergencies.

What good does that do when your lady forgot to dilate, though?

 

[Oliver Onions]

What about when she wants to have some fun on the road? I know every man here can relate to that frantic search for their Penis Repair Kit, and the sense of relief when you finally locate it. Experts recommend you keep three- one in your home, one in your car, and a smaller kit on your person for emergencies.

So true. I've taken a leaf out of Jonathan Yaniv's book and started entering women's toilets and banging on the cubicle doors to ask the women and girls there if anyone needs their genitals repaired.

Just doing my part to help build a more progressive and tolerant world; no need to thank me.

 

[The Magnificence]

Pad is a rare example of a reformed lolcow. He came to talk to us in his thread. Dude was batshit insane, believed himself to be a literal menstrual pad, but he was still pretty good natured and was somewhat self aware at how batshit he sounded. He ended up getting psych help and donating his world record holding sanitary pad collection to a charity for women in need.

Other lolcows could learn from his example. Or not, and keep sperging out publicly on the internet. Whichever.

I gotta ask this, not trying to start anything but...are you 100% sure this "Pad" dude was not just fucking with y'all? 'Cause that story is all kinds of convenient explanation/Hollywood Happy Ending.

Oh, I truly hope Papa Swolio will dive into the trans wars. I stopped following his fitness content because it's a bit samey if you're not on a personal fitness journey or something. But he's pretty funny and he's not your stereotypical dumb fitness bro troons could easily dismiss. Plus he looks like that, and also has a very attractive girlfriend. He would make trans twitter seethe with the intensity of a thousand suns.

I'd almost unsubbed because he'd become so boring and repetitive in all his content, but he seems to be having a creative renewal of some kind this past few months. Will be keeping an eye on him.

Sex pro tips from r/phallo for FTMs on how to have hawt anal sex with their floppy neopenises. All the gay men in the bathhouses will love this, I'm sure.

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[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

It comes as no surprise to me that senior police officers enable this shit.

A decade ago the chief officer team was made up of tough as nails bastards, of both sexes. They didnt have much front line operational experience, but were cops with experience of senior policing and commanded respect.

50 years ago senior cops were ex military.

Current chief officers arrived at their seniority for different reasons. Endless scandals has gutted the workforce and people are promoted now because there isnt anyone else.

Sure its harmless promoting a PC to Sgt, but each time you do that you populate the tiny promotion pool with harmless idiots who, once they get that first promotion, have no choice about the next. There is nothing anyone can do about it.

So what do they spend their time doing to avoid their incompetence being discovered?

They occupy themselves with things that are policing adjacent like BLT+. Rather than lead in the operational side of the job, they are merely served. Briefings become a performance that they observe. When asked to make a decision they welcome the long held tactic where they are presented with three choices where everyone knows which one theyre being directed to choose.

And this might all be ok, but when a spontaneous incident like Manchester Arena happens they are expected to become Gold Command without the luxury of time to rely on other people to do the job for them.

The Home Secretary is furious about this state of affairs but any attempt at instilling discipline is met by anti tory racist bullshit.

I know this is an absurd autistic tangent but virtuous causes are being used like this. No one gives a shit about trans people, and the moment it becomes unhelpful they wilk move on to the next marginalised group to use. Progressive politics is just another tool of the powerful, and we are collaborating in our own demise.

Rather than point this out and have their lives destroyed, most people will see that they cant change it and may as well benefit from it as well.

 

[pursuitsnail]

If you have to use external tools or prosthetics anyway, why not just use a fucking strap-on and save your flesh getting carved up and reassembled into a penis turducken?

With a strap-on, you can choose the size at will and don't have to worry about 'making entrance easier' for your excessively thick floppy meat canister! And you won't have a lifetime risk of UTIs and sepsis from sticking a hairy skin-pipe onto your urethra!

I do not understand these people.

It might be like the guys pining for uterine implants- like proof that they're really, truly male, along with not understanding what medicine can actually do. Real men don't use strap ons, so using one would break that fantasy. And maybe a more than a little bit that they think gay men will see them as the twinks they want to be.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

Troon humblebrags about some guy allegedly wanting to insert a penis in his manpussy:

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The "Oil And Gas" CEO whose wife has died of cancer is a bot-network that infects several social media sites. It's the male equivalent of "Sexy Teens In X Suburb Want To Meet You Now" ads.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

The "Oil And Gas" CEO whose wife has died of cancer is a bot-network that infects several social media sites. It's the male equivalent of "Sexy Teens In X Suburb Want To Meet You Now" ads.

I'm still hoping to meet those HORNY MILFS IN YOUR AREA WHO JUST WANNA BANG tho

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

That's not a thing. Either you have it or you don't.

Thank you. I spent about an hour looking through some academic papers on google (which were the only result for “non-mosaic XXY”) that I could find, and nothing lined up.
I couldn’t find medical literature that mentioned the condition, and further, the only HRT associated with XXY syndromes are testosterone replacement, not cross-sex hormones.
Listening to Josh’s stream actually makes me think Pad was just an autistic man who was led to believe he was transgender by people online and/or a therapist and DFA’d to kill his “deadname” after turning tranny.
Sorry. Seems like he is a bit of a sacred cow, but I keeps it real.

 

[mdrop22]

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When the fuck was this? I'd like specific dates and cultures please. Im so tired of this argument. The whole "twin spirit" thing is bullshit (and likely been deboonked in this very thread) and shamans were not trannies. The majority of spiritual leaders throughout history were men and women. I don't know why they think pant shitting, schizoaffective trannies were the source of entire culture's spiritual guidance.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

When the fuck was this? I'd like specific dates and cultures please. Im so tired of this argument. The whole "twin spirit" thing is bullshit (and likely been deboonked in this very thread) and shamans were not trannies. The majority of spiritual leaders throughout history were men and women. I don't know why they think pant shitting, schizoaffective trannies were the source of entire culture's spiritual guidance.

If you read Sexual Personae by Paglia, in the beginning she talks about pagan cults who worshipped a mother goddess where the male priests castrated themselves & dressed as women. I can't remember the details exactly but I think she theorizes that the modern day celibacy for priests is an evolution of castration from these early pagan cults.

The priests of Cybele in anncient Greece & Rome are probably the most well known. They castrated themselves & dressed as women. They were also basically beggars & told fortunes. Probably connected to the Hijra of India today.

So Trannys are right , there's always been mentally ill men who join a religious cult that requires them to mutilate themselves and then beg for money from strangers

 

[The Magnificence]

So Trannys are right , there's always been mentally ill men who join a religious cult that requires them to mutilate themselves and then beg for money from strangers

Whoa, let's just walk that back a bit. There has always been a cultural/societal need to control procreation among humans; in early tribes, it was primarily driven by resource availability, the need to keep the tribe strong and for population control, and was often tied to ceremonial/religious activities (the christian bible does not condemn rubbing one out as a sin because it feels good, it is a sin because you are wasting baby batter that the tribe needs to you inseminate a fertile woman with).

As societies progressed, became less tribal, formed governments, etc., these inherited notions stuck with them. Is your son kinda gimpy, not suited to serve in the army or till a field? Give him to the Mother Goddess! Bonus: We will make sure he can't even inadvertently pass his defective seed on (wink, wink!). So it would be better to say troons have taken a small percentage of the story and extrapolated tremendously from there, not that they are "right."

 

[Jones McCann]

I'm so happy with myself UwU, that's why I cut off my breasts and sow my arm onto my crotch? This makes me mati, if mutilating yourself makes you happy then blowing your brains should be pure ecstasy.

 

[ghost_ghost]

If you read Sexual Personae by Paglia, in the beginning she talks about pagan cults who worshipped a mother goddess where the male priests castrated themselves & dressed as women. I can't remember the details exactly but I think she theorizes that the modern day celibacy for priests is an evolution of castration from these early pagan cults.

The priests of Cybele in anncient Greece & Rome are probably the most well known. They castrated themselves & dressed a women. They were also basically beggars & told fortunes. Probably connected to the Hijra of India today.

So Trannys are right , there's always been mentally ill men who join a religious cult that requires them to mutilate themselves and then beg for money from strangers

yeah but catholicism only required priestly celibacy in the 12th century cos they were loosing property to priest's children.

 

[Neko GF]

When the fuck was this? I'd like specific dates and cultures please. Im so tired of this argument. The whole "twin spirit" thing is bullshit (and likely been deboonked in this very thread) and shamans were not trannies. The majority of spiritual leaders throughout history were men and women. I don't know why they think pant shitting, schizoaffective trannies were the source of entire culture's spiritual guidance.

I've seen the "we wuz Shamans" shit countless times on Twitter. Not once have I seen them name a time period or a specific society where this shit happened.

Like many other issues they screech about, Twitter troons can't provide even a shred of evidence to back up their lunacy.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

yeah but catholicism only required priestly celibacy in the 12th century cos they were loosing property to priest's children.

I don't want to derail the thread , but yes the catholic church didn't take a formal position until later but in 200 CE there was already a movement of Christians who began to interpret Jesus’s reference to “eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven” as an endorsement of celibacy and to describe themselves as metaphorical “eunuchs.”