US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Meh. At least the GOP will leave me alone while they take all my shit. The DNC will take all my shit then force me to suck tranny dicks AND be grateful for the opportunity.

You think they’d leave you alone if the script was flipped? Like I said, they’re the same thing.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I'm more annoyed by anytime someone says something vaguely non-doomerish either you are accused of being a Q-tard or someone comes in to concoct some theory about how it will all secretly be subverted, usually with logic that shows a lack of grasp on how anything works. It gets rather repetitive and predictable, and almost never has any actual solid reasoning beyond "We are all doomed, the end is nigh!".

The black pill is a hell of a drug.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

The black pill is a hell of a drug.

Once you go Black, you never go back.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Once you go Black, you never go back.

Of course you don't

That's because you either pay the toll or kill yourself from the deep regret afterwards.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

The latter, but replace trump awakening the base with the base getting repeatedly blocked, banned, and demeaned. Trump didn't have to do shit, they did it to themsleves.

Wrong wording on my end. He’s as much a locus for the right as he is for the left. Provided you discount the rinos of course, though they probably hate him almost as much considering how comfortable with failure they are.

 

[JohnDoe]

Trump is a businessman.

I've already commented on how this was a big strength in his diplomacy, but conversely it was a weakness in dealing with the Establishment. The common straightforward corruption would have been no obstacle, he had decades of dealing with obstructive bureaucrats looking for payouts or to skim off the top - but ultimately for their own benefit. Trump simply wasn't prepared for ideological zealots willing to burn everything down against their own interests to spite him. By the time he realized it was a Frog and the Scorpion situation and started acting appropriately it was too late.

I agree that the Big Tech faction is motivated more by their money, so at least with them negotiating is an option. They'll have to repay him for their former alliances in money and support for sure, and I don't doubt Trump would keep them on a tight leash, but there is a painful path to redemption.

No quarter will be given to the Establishment swamp critters, though, you can already tell he's hungry for their blood.

 

[Oxous]

Static around 43%, as before. Refer to this for reference. Also, a quick demonstration of everything wrong with politics:

 

[Snekposter]

I've already commented on how this was a big strength in his diplomacy, but conversely it was a weakness in dealing with the Establishment. The common straightforward corruption would have been no obstacle, he had decades of dealing with bureaucrats looking for payouts or to skim off the top - but ultimately looking out for their own benefit. Trump simply wasn't prepared for ideological zealots willing to burn everything down against their own interests to spite him. By the time he realized it was a Frog and the Scorpion situation and started acting appropriately it was too late.

I agree that the Big Tech faction is motivated more by their money, so at least with them negotiating is an option. They'll have to repay him for their former alliances in money and support for sure, and I don't doubt Trump would keep them on a tight leash, but there is a painful path to redemption.

No quarter will be given to the Establishment swamp critters, though, you can already tell he's hungry for their blood.

At the end of the day, only Big Tech will be willing (and able) to kiss the ring of the Donfather. Yes, that pun is the best I can do right now.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Static around 43%, as before. Refer to this for reference. Also, a quick demonstration of everything wrong with politics:
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Don't forget, this is his numbers with TPTB helping this demented fuck every step of the way. In reality, his approval rating is probably between 20-35%.

 

[The Nothingness]

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What exactly does Cameron do that he considers himself to be "working class?" I doubt it is a blue-collar job.

 

[Oxous]

What exactly does Cameron do that he considers himself to be "working class?" I doubt it is a blue-collar job.

According to his profile, he prefers weed over alcohol and claims "while there is a lower class I am in it". He also thinks Christianity is a cult so I'll just assume he's a remnant from the early 2010s atheist shit.

 

[Weppers]

I'm more annoyed by anytime someone says something vaguely non-doomerish either you are accused of being a Q-tard or someone comes in to concoct some theory about how it will all secretly be subverted, usually with logic that shows a lack of grasp on how anything works. It gets rather repetitive and predictable, and almost never has any actual solid reasoning beyond "We are all doomed, the end is nigh!".

It's exhausting because blackpill doomposting stops being discussion and starts being the doomposter using you to fulfill an emotional need. The same kind of intellectual vanity that pulls an American liberal inexorably toward critical theory dogma pulls a doomer toward constant, automatic contradiction of everything, because they see the truth that all is for naught and everything is terrible and nothing will work and I am very smart for knowing this, look how much smarter than you I am.

 

[Meat Target]

I'm more annoyed by anytime someone says something vaguely non-doomerish either you are accused of being a Q-tard or someone comes in to concoct some theory about how it will all secretly be subverted, usually with logic that shows a lack of grasp on how anything works. It gets rather repetitive and predictable, and almost never has any actual solid reasoning beyond "We are all doomed, the end is nigh!".

I'd rather be a pessimist and be right than be an optimist and be wrong. This outlook is disappointment-proof.

 

[thx1138]

Every polling outlet for political matters polls at D+ something. They did it hard during the last election, and even then Joepedo was barely squeaking past. They had to turn the cheat machine up full blast just to get the Cryptkeeper across the goal line. So that "43%" I would put more at 32-38. Because they're probably polling in Cali, around the Bay Area, and the Northeast.

Come to the heartland where I live or down south where I'm moving and I'd bet you could find places where a flat poll would put him in the low 30s.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I'd rather be a pessimist and be right than be an optimist and be wrong. This outlook is disappointment-proof.

I’d rather accept the world as it really is, than stroke it to fantasies of how Trump is going to rise from the ashes and force Big Tech to kiss his ring. Trump is done. He got schlonged in 2020 and if he tries again in ‘24 he’ll get schlonged again. Trump himself said last week that unless rigging is eliminated that the GOP will continue to lose in ‘22 and ‘24. You think rigging is going away anytime soon? It may become more obvious as time goes on but it’s never going away. It’s time to accept reality. Try to make it the best way we can in the system we find ourselves in. People should know when they’re conquered.

 

[verissimus]

You think they’d leave you alone if the script was flipped? Like I said, they’re the same thing.

Yeah I actually do think they'd leave me alone. How else do you think they expect to get elected? By bothering me?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Yeah I actually do think they'd leave me alone. How else do you think they expect to get elected? By bothering me?

Elections are rigged. Neither Party gives a fuck about you or your vote.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

People should know when they’re conquered.

This line right here is why I'll never buy into what your saying. As soon as you say "we lost the battle, so stop fighting the war" then of course its over. You can go sulk and eat soy, some people want to continue to try and make the world a better place. Even in your own example, "So long as X exists it will be hard" is exactly whats really needed - Understanding of the next piece to chip away at. But it is also important to recognize that potential victory doesn't obligate you to fight - What I see as sulking can just as easily be biding time and waiting for a better future to another.

Still, just look at everything coming in publicly, everything we're gleaning from our resident political analyst - The Left Isn't winning. Its Pyrrhic victories all the way down, and they're running out of blood to lose to win those battles. They threw everything they had at Trump, and won at the cost of everything they had. And now that the next battleground is coming up, their depleted assets are struggling, and they need to win that battle to scrape together enough to even stand a chance in 2024.

 

[LurkTrawl]

It's exhausting because blackpill doomposting stops being discussion and starts being the doomposter using you to fulfill an emotional need. The same kind of intellectual vanity that pulls an American liberal inexorably toward critical theory dogma pulls a doomer toward constant, automatic contradiction of everything, because they see the truth that all is for naught and everything is terrible and nothing will work and I am very smart for knowing this, look how much smarter than you I am.

While being a committed doomer is something I find annoying from someone I find the other side of the coin, where people call realism being a doomer equally fucking annoying. Both are symptoms of thinking you know the future better than anyone else who disagrees with you.

I’d rather accept the world as it really is, than stroke it to fantasies of how Trump is going to rise from the ashes and force Big Tech to kiss his ring. Trump is done. He got schlonged in 2020 and if he tries again in ‘24 he’ll get schlonged again. Trump himself said last week that unless rigging is eliminated that the GOP will continue to lose in ‘22 and ‘24. You think rigging is going away anytime soon? It may become more obvious as time goes on but it’s never going away. It’s time to accept reality. Try to make it the best way we can in the system we find ourselves in. People should know when they’re conquered.

You gonna share that crystal ball you've got or keep it all to yourself?

Seriously though it's annoying to keep acting like everyone needs to stop speculating on what could happen in the future just because you're %100 convinced of the prediction you've made for it. I'll say it again man we're not world leaders or influencers, it's a group of shitposters wondering what could happen. No need to act like we're making a plan for the future or some gay shit.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Trump triumphant bringing Big Tech to heel is a fantasy. Gehenna is starting to sound a bit like Q.

Seems like we need a "suck Gehenna's dick" thread to keep this one from getting cluttered. What's his qualification again? He claims to be a political analyst? Well, I'm the pope and you're all excommunicated.